GOD is in front of you

this.

If a bright light showed up in front of me, chances are I'd think I was having a seizure or a hallucination.

Barring that, if I absolutely knew it was a god like you say, I'd ask "Why the holy hell are you here at 1 AM? Do you have no sense of time? And which god are you? And please go away because chances are I am doing naughty things on the internet?"

Me: Can I have powers?

GOD: No.

Me: Then f*ck off!

"What? What's going on?"

This literally made me laugh out loud.

Best comment so far lmao.

I think every religious member would hate me if I told you. :P

And what about every member who isn't religious? :P

"You're here because I used pages from the bible as napkins aren't you?"

Shut off the desk light.

"Wanna cuddle my sweet baboo?"

Now I will post what I would most likely really say,

"HOLY S##T! WHO THE F##K ARE YOU? Get out of my room, I'm naked you perv!"

1am and im about to go to sleep

god might get grossed out a bit.

"WTF, seriously, WTF! Look at this mess of a world! What the f*ck have you been doing all this time, really?"

This is a really good question to ask him. Why are you suffering indeed.

It's usually caused by a chemical imbalance or you have the per-genetic disposition to have it and it's brought out by trauma or PTSD

I'd put my sleeping mask on.

Since watching God means i am dead, i would ask him to kill the other viners and let me live.

Sorry guys, but being dead destroy almost everything that is coolo about being alive.

Make me superman pleaseeeee

If you had low self esteem and didn't believe in yourself, would that be blasphemy? O_o

ha ha ha ha ha!

KISS THE TINY PAWS OF YOUR NEW LEADER! NOW! SQUEAK HEIL!!

Keep it in church, bro.