GOD is in front of you

So it's like 1 am and you are ready to go sleep and suddenly this bright light shows up in front of you.

You know's it's GOD and what would you ask?

Do you mind? Do you know how late it is?

So do I need to blow my rape whistle?

What does thou want from me at such a late hour ?

The hell are you doing in my room?

I guess i'd be speechless.

Where is my SANDWICH?? *taps foot*

Hiya.

Excuse me,sir.Are you blind?I'm trying to sleep here!

Legit.

I would ask him/her/it why some religions preach abstinence when Jesus was a player who got laid in a manger and nailed on a cross!

I like when people say they will respond one way, but in reality they will probably sh*t themselves.

I like to think if God came round

That I would say something profound

But the truth is I would be so stunned

The shock of it would tie my tongue

I would mean to ask him of his plans

To ask what he intends for man

But if the moment was to come

I'd probably say something dumb

;)

I'd pee myself

I'd ask how my family is doing up there.

So... *twiddles thumbs* I'm not dead am I? Please say no

Wait how do I know its god? It could easily be a figment of my imagination etc.

But in this hypothetical situation where god exists Id ask.

Which god are you? Are there any other gods? Does a hell and a heaven exist? Why do you allow such suffering to go on in the world?

I would be more like this:

Why am I suffering from schizophrenia?

After the shock when I feel I can talk properly. I would ask 'Why me? Why do you choose me to show yourself when you can show up in a place of worship where there are people who believes and waits for a sign or help people who needs you?' Then I would poof and turn into a platypus thus answering how god created platypus

Hey God, I got a question for you ? A lot of people are running around here claiming that you designed Sex for only Man and Woman and for only Man to penetrate a Woman in that "certain hole"... but if that is the case, then why did you design the penis to be capable of fitting in the anus ? I mean it's not like a man can stick his penis in someone's ear canal. So if you did not want Anal Sex at all... why not shrink down the anus so that the penis can not fit ?

Just Wondering... LOL

I think it would be a bright light..then he'd take the form of a King..it would be like this...

So you do exist...

You're a horrible person. Fix everything wrong about the world right now.

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

@king_saturn said:

Lmao, I love this.

I don't think this thread is what @wario1988intended, but I must say, it's pretty funny.

If God is in front of me, then it is a good bet that Heaven and Hell exist. He is omnipotent, with complete control everything, yes?

I would ask him to leave me along with his other inventions. A death where I will not be forced to loath on Earth for eternity or walk in heaven and hell. I suppose you can call it the true end of existence.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: God's not a person. And the world is the way it is because of man's sin, not because of God.

But he is God that means he has the power to fix it,but for some reason he does not and blames it on a being he/she/it created and at the same time he knew Satan was going to rebel because he is all knowing.Yet he decides to create said person anyway.

So, what exactly do you do?

@dccomicsrule2011: God will fix it, but that won't happen until Judgement Day, when the unsaved and the fallen angels are cast into Hell. We can't blame God for our wrong actions. We can't blame God for Satan's wrong actions. We are guilty of our own sins. God is perfectly righteous.

have you ever asked yourself... even if GOD is perfectly righteous why does he "have" to throw people in Hell... and what exactly does it accomplish to throw some sinners in Hell for their actions and save other sinners just because they believe in you ? I mean you essentially are saving sinners based on something they believe and killing other sinners because they don't believe that. In other words, GOD does not really have to punish sinners... GOD just wants to.

@johnnyz256: God will fix it, but that won't happen until Judgement Day, when the unsaved and the fallen angels are cast into Hell

Why wait till judgment day? Why not stop the suffering now?Why let innocent lives suffer over something man supposedly done a long time ago?

We can't blame God for our wrong actions

So it's okay for all man to suffer because two people ate of a tree?

We can't blame God for Satan's wrong actions

But God created satan he is all knowing so he/she/it knew Satan would rebel but he made satan anyway.

We are guilty of our own sins. God is perfectly righteous.

That's because he says what righteous and what's not King Saturn once asked in the religion thread what makes God good,and no one in said thread could come up with a good reason besides "he God's he does what he wants" that does not make one good.It makes on a bully and a dictator.

Just because that is what you believe it not mean others do.

@mrdecepticonleader: I don't ever recall stating that others believe in what I do. Obviously many do not.

Well why reply to someone who doesn't? further saying things that person doesn't believe/agree with?

@king_saturn: Because sin is rebellion against God, and the punishment is death (eternal separation from God). Few think that a judge is being horribly cruel when he sentences a murderer to death, or sentences a rapist to life in prison. Why not? Because the laws of most lands call for severe penalties for these crimes. Well, God's Law states that 'the wages of sin is death.' God is sovereign, also. He answers to nobody.

@dccomicsrule2011: God is waiting until Judgement Day because that is God's plan. We, as humans, think that we know better than God, but our minds are nothing compared to His. Also, the Bible teaches that man by nature is wicked. There is none righteous, no, not one. Your belief that 'innocent people' are suffering is not right.

God by definition is the ultimate good. God, by definition, is the greatest conceivable Being, and this would include having the property of goodness. He is supremely good---He cannot not be good.

God's commandments are 'good,' not because they are arbitrary, but because they flow from the Being of God. Christ is the Word Who became flesh, and dwelt among us.

You have just made GOD imperfect and unholy by this statement... because you are essentially saying GOD will save some sinners but will kill others. You also, do a horrible job of explaining Sin... you can not say that all sinners are like Rapists or Murderers... the Bible says simply Unbelief is a Sin... or having Sex before Marriage... neither one of those things are essentially equal to a Rapist or Murderer.

In the immortal words of Guns N Roses, "Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home!"

In real life, I would probably say, "Good News or bad news???"

I would say

"How can one make God bleed?"

"When you remake the universe, no capes!"

I'd apologize on behalf of mankind for blaming him for everything caused by people being assholes and being so damned vain that they actually believe an entity capable of creating and maintaining an entire universe has either the time or inclination to pay attention to every minor detail of their lives.

Right, so they all deserve it? This is no different than arguments about whether or not Superman could defeat Galactus, except many of the posters really believe it. I think it's kind of an interesting observation.

You know when you sit and make claims like this today.People expect you to be able to back your claims up with evidence.Is it even worth the time asking that you have any?

@wario1988 You meant "ODIN is in front of you",right?

Well if we're talking about the christian god and considering I'm buddhist I would probably say "Am I dreaming? If not than I refuse your exsistence"

So some people say you are everything and everywhere at once.... does that mean if I touch my penis I'm actually touching your penis as well? Because that's a little creepy.

How many times have I told you we can't keep going on like this?

Its over Im sorry.

Even Jesus approves of that :)

hmmm! That was in bad taste and moving right along!