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#1 Posted by riv1 (78 posts) - - Show Bio

...for an Alien!

Ladies, feel free to play, we know you use them too!

"I'm not saying i wanna go to Uranus, but, since your tentacle is in my spleen, lets dance, baby....!"

#2 Posted by riv1 (78 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually didn't even THINK of that one!

#3 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

#4 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

"Wow you're out of this world"

sorry don't have anything better lol

#5 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Your an alien. :P

#6 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

#7 Posted by Wolfenstein (781 posts) - - Show Bio

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.

#8 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

You know your tentacle was always flexible.

Hows that?

#9 Posted by aloe vera (283 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. :)

#10 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.

#11 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

aloe vera says:

"Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. :)"

Lol

Nighthunter says:

"Copy says:
"Your an alien. :P"
you deserve an award :P"

Lol

#12 Posted by kuchiku (4070 posts) - - Show Bio

I'LL BE BACK!

#13 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I would like, do homework or something, for your love.

#14 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Your an alien. :P"

you deserve an award :P

#15 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

I like a woman who be so freaky that she is not from here. I like girls from out of town.

#16 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

#17 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

I have never seen you around here....did you just move here?

#18 Posted by Owen_Porter (83173 posts) - - Show Bio

Whatya say you and me have a close encounter of the Gambler kind ;)

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#19 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

looks at supergirl and starfire

"Damn hot"

#20 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

Is that my #$@% in your mouth or are you happy to see me?

#21 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

#22 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

I like a woman with rough edges.

#23 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

You may look nasty but........I like nasty.

#24 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you believe in long distance relationships?

#25 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

#26 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Gambler says:

"Copy says:
"You may look nasty but........I like nasty."
Hahaha, your crazy Copy"

LOL. I know. :P

#27 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

#28 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

T.J. Magnum says:

"I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman."

#29 Posted by Owen_Porter (83173 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"You may look nasty but........I like nasty."

Hahaha, your crazy Copy

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#30 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

#31 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Why hello there legs, lips, breasts and @ss! Mind if I give you a physical back in my hotel room? I'm related to George Clooney."

There your threesome.

#32 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Why hello there legs, lips, breasts and @ss! Mind if I give you a physical back in my hotel room? I'm related to George Clooney.

#33 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

#34 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

#35 Posted by Angelic Reaper (7539 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you up for some experimental probing?

How would you like to deliver me from temptation?

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

#36 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks up and down and then takes a deep breath

You do. Lets go.

#37 Posted by Owen_Porter (83173 posts) - - Show Bio

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#38 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

#39 Posted by riv1 (78 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"*Looks up and down and then takes a deep breath* You do. Lets go. "

Honestest pick up line ever!

#40 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

riv1 says:

"Copy says:
"*Looks up and down and then takes a deep breath* You do. Lets go. "
Honestest pick up line ever!"

Lol.

#41 Posted by Angelic Reaper (7539 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you a fairytale? Because you can't be for real.

#42 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Angelic Reaper says:

"T.J. Magnum says:
"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."
haha, thats awesome "

that's why i thought of it

#43 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

#44 Posted by Angelic Reaper (7539 posts) - - Show Bio

T.J. Magnum says:

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."

haha, thats awesome

#45 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Alright so how do we do this? Do I insert this into that?

Reveals to be making a bookcase

#46 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

i 'am a real man,i go to the bathroom standing up

#47 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

#48 Posted by Angelic Reaper (7539 posts) - - Show Bio

Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

#49 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

#50 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?