Give a Comic Viner a fake present!

@bumpyboo: The Welsh aren't a race, they're a food source. It's like that cousin that your parents insist on dragging to the theme park even though he spends the entire car journey staring longingly at the farm animals on the way there.

@capfanboy: Maybe he isn't staring longingly! Maybe he's just marvelling at the wondrous beauty of the landscape and his tented pants are a total coincidence. Or maybe that sheep came onto HIM, dammit! O_O

And @bumpyboo gets the firsts edition of the "Life and Crimes of Bumpyboo" biography written by a Judas Nixon........ Neil Gaiman called it "Better than Sandman"...... Alan Moore said "It makes Watchmen looks like a bitch" and Grant Morrison quoted "Where the F*** are my keys?"........ Best biography ever you ho-bags!

@judasnixon: No way! What an honour ^___^

Thought I would get you a pressie that'll keep you entertained AND keep your glass topped up..... your own monkey bartender!!

On the plus side, he can talk, but the downside is he does throw an awful lot of poo O__O

@bumpyboo: Whoa, you have repressed sexual urges my friend.

@deathstroke19: I want Samimista to talk to me for Xmas :[

@capfanboy: They're better that way :P

@thecheesestabber: Alrighty then.... More cookies! And... @samimista: will talk to you for Xmas.

She ignores me...

@bumpyboo: But then you become crazy and the urges are no longer repress-- actually, I have no problem with that.

@samimista: I need you to do me a favor :O and talk to @thecheesestabber:

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! It's my present so I need it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ImCO5Ig80

@capfanboy: It's win-win! What good are friends if you can't exploit their emotional instability for your own sexual gratification, right??

Oooh, I feel all festive and glowy.

@thecheesestabber: She ignores you.... SAY WHATTTT?!?!?!?!? D: I'm gonna have to talk to her about this. >:(

But do you know why she's ignoring you? O___o

@deathstroke19: She hates me :/

@bumpyboo: Unstable gratification is the best kind of gratification. Was it Jesus who said that?

That's fine I pay women to throw poo at me already.........

@deathstroke19: No clue why she ignores me

@thecheesestabber: Hasn't she talked to you b4? Or have you guys never talked? I could have sworn you two talked to each other before but I just want to make sure.

@judasnixon: Then this worked out better than I hoped. Hooray, poo for everyone! ^___^

@capfanboy: If it wasn't, it should have been :)

@deathstroke19: We talked alot then she just stopped

I have a large collection of poop I'd be willing to part with, in case your monkey needs more ammo. He can have it for his fee if he can clean up after this goddamn dinosaur.

@thecheesestabber: That's what I thought. We will just have to sit and wait for her to come on.

@deathstroke19: She never will

@thecheesestabber: Did you threaten raccoons?

....crap.

@thecheesestabber: lol

@deathstroke19: Here your present

@spideyivydaredevilfan26: I still can't understand how comicvine works...

@yokergeist Marry Christmas.

@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Spider-man suit giving you all the abilities of Parker and Murdock (exept blindness!!!). Plus plant control.

@god_spawn:

@hopesummersforthefuture: That is awesome. Thank you.

Your Welcome :) nice x-mas avatar btw

@xwraith: Ah thanks son. ^___^ I really appreciate it :P Here is a present for you:

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

@xwraith: Ah thanks son. ^___^ I really appreciate it :P Here is a present for you:

This will fit perfectly next to my Y-wing.

You all get dissapointment!!

@judasnixon:

@lykopis: You made diet coke come out of my noise.........

@jonny_anonymous Happy Christmas hope u like the gifts ;)

@chaos_prime: Thank you, what about the tartan girl? :D

Merry Xmas

@jonny_anonymous Im sure u dont need me to find u a fit wee lass ;)

PS-Thxs for the Gifts epic :)

Now that it's December (the official start of the Christmas season in my book), I think I'll bump this. I tried to "get something" for as many people as I could think of. Optional soundtrack for this post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM

For @samimista, this one is kind of a sequel to last year's.

For @dccomicsrule2011, something I think that might help you in your hoped-for career:

For @scorpion2501, the Winry to my Edward, the Black Canary to my Green Arrow, the Groot to my Rocket (OK, I'm not so sure about that last one):

For @ostyo, I'd actually thought of several things, but I just went with one you actually asked for. :P

For @kittyparker13:

For @jaken7, just like Scorpion, you were actually kind of hard to pick one thing for. Then I remembered what both of our favorite anime is:

For @darling_luna, I knew I wanted to give you this as soon as I saw it:

For @dboyrules2011:

For @claymore1998 (who, like me, also has a December birthday):

For @jonez120:

And for his loving wife @saint_wildcard:

For @jonny_anonymous, wit apologies if you already have this:

For @dragonborn_ct:

For @humanrocket:

For @joygirl:

For @thetruebarryallen, the Beast of the Northeast:

For @theacidskull, the biggest Hulk fan I know:

For @punyparker:

For @shadowswordmaster:

And for another Guardians/Star-Lord fan, @winter_kills:

Now for two people I knew I wanted to include, but had to ask what they wanted.

For @squares:

And for @thatguywithheadphones:

Getting to some of our amazing mods.

For @bumpyboo, even though you haven't had that profile set for a long time:

For @jedixman:

For @wildvine:

For @k4tzm4n, just like Oliver uses:

And, saving the funniest for last, for @wolverine08:

@xwraith:

O_O

I actually own that Zero statue. I'm not even kidding.

To my favorite viner and everyone else's as well I give to you the infinity gauntlet @616vulture

@jedixman: I believe you.

@xwraith: SPOILER BLOCKS!!!

@thetruebarryallen

@artyom: It didn't work? :(

Nope...it's like a gazillion feet long and takes up 95% of the page hahaha