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Apparently I'm now sharing my room with some sort of uninvited shadow person. I have to sleep on the couch or he pesters me all night, he keeps breaking things, and the moaning, Jesus Christ the moaning! If this keeps up I might have to get out the salt.

If anyone has any suggestions on how I might rid myself of this ectoplasmic a**hole, I'm eager to hear them.

-Racob has spoken

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At least you don't have a Demon, those are worse.

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Have you tried politely, yet firmly, informing it that you don't want it there?

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Get a vacuum cleaner.

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@racob7: Burn some sage..... I use to live next door to a voodoo doctor....

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you are scared of this little guy?

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Get a bible and some crosses and have yourself an exorcism. Whatever you do, don't use a ouija board.

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Therapy

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It's probably an animal or something. Maybe your imagination even.

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#10  Edited By magnablue

i really don't have a problem with ghost's. I alway's have at least one over for dinner. the way i deal with the annoying ones is by giving it some ghost chili.

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@jayc1324 said:
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you are scared of this little guy?

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#13  Edited By wildvine

Call that vampire hunter guy from the other day.

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Walk around naked, it might get offended and leave.

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Go to a doctor, sounds like a case of schizophrenia.

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Call the ghostbusters

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Go to a doctor, sounds like a case of schizophrenia.

Hallucinations are not always caused by schizophrenia! There are many other possible causes.

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It's probably an animal or something. Maybe your imagination even.

People like you are how we got ridiculous myths and superstitions. People see something outlandish and they frantically make up an explanation. It's how you cope with the unknown.

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@racob7: How dare you question our totally rational belief in the existence of squirrels!

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Cross the streams.

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You're supposed to tell them to go away. If you don't, they take your silence as a welcome. Refuse to look at them, and be firm. It's rude of them to disturb you and they'll disappear once you call them out on their behaviour. Make sure to show your annoyance.

This is what I've been told, haha. I've never had to act on it though, thank God.

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@racob7: Sleep with a webcam on with a live feed to the internet. Ghosts are notoriously camera shy.

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@racob7 said:

@scorpion2501 said:

It's probably an animal or something. Maybe your imagination even.

People like you are how we got ridiculous myths and superstitions. People see something outlandish and they frantically make up an explanation. It's how you cope with the unknown.

You're the one talking about invisible spooky monsters, not him.

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Have you been to the doctor yet?

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#32  Edited By AllStarSuperman

How hard is it to believe in ghosts/spirits/demons etc. I do. And some stuff has now other explanation.

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Those pesky peeving poltergeists.

I'm sorry.

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Call the ghostbusters

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Cross the streams.

LOL, You beat me to it!

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Call Deadman and ask him to tell the ghosts to leave.

Or just get a dog to bark at it, I hear that dogs hate ghosts.

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Lol at people who believe in ghosts.

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@racob7: How dare you question our totally rational belief in the existence of squirrels!

Those are obviously just miniature Sasquatch. Everyone knows there's no such thing as squirrels.

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@thanofleeze said:

@racob7: How dare you question our totally rational belief in the existence of squirrels!

Those are obviously just miniature Sasquatch. Everyone knows there's no such thing as squirrels.

Then all those stories my grandma used to tell me when I was a kid were false??

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What you want to do is confront the ghost, preferably with an offering of cheese-curls, and give a polite request that clearly explains why you want them to leave. This usually works, however, results may vary with the type of cheese-curl.

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Mark the entire area of your territory with urine or dung so that the ghost knows that you've claimed the land for yourself. That's what lions do. Have you ever heard of a ghost f*ck*ng with a lion? I didn't think so.

Your house is the jungle, you just gotta let that ghost know that you're the king.

Of course, if none of that works you're just going to have to challenge the ghost to a fight and rape him once you win. That's how wolves and bears show their dominance over a pack. If another ghost sees you rape a ghost, he's not gonna mess with you.

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get a bible

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Female Ghost or a Dud Ghost?

if its a dud hire some exorcists if its a gal go to a shaman a buy a gloves so you can touch a ghost

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Who you gonna call??? :P

@blade_r said:

At least you don't have a Demon, those are worse.

LMAO.

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Speak with him Racob, I'm sure he'll understand.

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Challenge him to a game of cricket to leave. Nobody understands cricket, you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket

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Play Skrillex's music at full volume. Ghosts only like classical music and they hate other genres.