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Edited By castleking

Could the Caveman's burial position be enough to make such a conclusion that he was gay?
homosexually has been around for million of years in the  animal kingdom that it is reasonable enough to believe  early man capable of such behavior.....

  opinions, comments and views, feel free to post.
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#1  Edited By _Sojourn_
@castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over??? 
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#2  Edited By TheCheeseStabber

Cavemen when first evolved persay i dont think had any real thoughts on sexual activity they didnt actually no what it was they probly didnt realize they were even doing anything

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#3  Edited By castleking
@Slight said:

" @castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over???  "

he was buried in the position reserved for women with house hold items of jars and cooking items...

while the men of the time were buried with weapons and hunting items opposite position facing west or so i believe.
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#4  Edited By _Sojourn_
@castleking: It's stupid anyway... There is no way they can conclude he was gay...None.. just that he may have had an alternative lifestyle that befitted a woman... but thats the most they can get out of it.. 
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#5  Edited By ARMIV


We can tell if someone is gay by the way there body looks when it's been dead for years?

Couldn't the guy have been humiliated or kinda feminine?

 

 

 

And by the way...

  

   

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#6  Edited By castleking
@Slight said:

" @castleking: It's stupid anyway... There is no way they can conclude he was gay...None.. just that he may have had an alternative lifestyle that befitted a woman... but that's the most they can get out of it..  "

hmm.. that is what i'm thinkin but, still makes one think about there being homosexuality in early man history.

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We can tell if someone is gay by the way there body looks when it's been dead for years?

Couldn't the guy have been humiliated or kinda feminine?

 

  

   

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1st documented bullying and bashing of a homosexuality?
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#7  Edited By ARMIV

@castleking: Sure, why not?
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#8  Edited By Daydream

There's not enough evidence to make such a conclusion. But it wouldn't or shouldn't be surprising, homosexuality is not uncommon in animals. 
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#9  Edited By buttersdaman000

Lmao I dont think he was gay. He probably had douches for friends and family. After he died they thought it would be funny to bury him like a women. Douches.

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#10  Edited By SC  Moderator
"Any hole's a goal as far as I'm concerned" - Fred W. Flintstone

"Oh well, thats just boys being boys, it doesn't bother me as long as I know who's bedrock he's sleeping in at night" - Wilma Flintstone

"Yabba dabba dooooooooooooo!" - Barney Rubble

Yeah, thats weird about how they jumped into the conclusion of homosexuality, and not the dozens of other potential explanations. These are newscasters too, they know, or should know how gender constructs work, and the differences (as in how they are relaying the information they are getting) they should already know dudes be doing dudes all though out history, and at first people didn't care for the first thousands of years, and then people started caring so intensely, eh Middle Ages roughly? Rough, simple generic answer. I suppose they were focusing on the "first" or "historical first" aspect of it. Which is crazy, since we all know that Steve was the first! LOL
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#11  Edited By warlock360
@castleking said:
" @Slight said:

" @castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over???  "

he was buried in the position reserved for women with house hold items of jars and cooking items...while the men of the time were buried with weapons and hunting items opposite position facing west or so i believe. "
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#12  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@SC said:
" "Any hole's a goal as far as I'm concerned" - Fred W. Flintstone

"Oh well, thats just boys being boys, it doesn't bother me as long as I know who's bedrock he's sleeping in at night" - Wilma Flintstone

"Yabba dabba dooooooooooooo!" - Barney Rubble

Yeah, thats weird about how they jumped into the conclusion of homosexuality, and not the dozens of other potential explanations. These are newscasters too, they know, or should know how gender constructs work, and the differences (as in how they are relaying the information they are getting) they should already know dudes be doing dudes all though out history, and at first people didn't care for the first thousands of years, and then people started caring so intensely, eh Middle Ages roughly? Rough, simple generic answer. I suppose they were focusing on the "first" or "historical first" aspect of it. Which is crazy, since we all know that Steve was the first! LOL
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They're probably just jumped to that conclusion to make for a more exciting article. Who cares if some random caveman was buried in an uncommon spot? Its much more controversial to talk about homosexuality.
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#13  Edited By Jotham

This is some professor trying to justify a grant.

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#14  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@Jotham said:
" This is some professor trying to justify a grant. "
Exactly
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#15  Edited By RazzaTazz

Sensationalistic pseudoscience at its best.  How many people care about either archaeology or gay rights?  Not many, but combine them together and then you have a story.  

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#16  Edited By castleking

I care about archeology have some basic college course study knowledge and most importantly on site hands on experience... *shakes fist*

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#17  Edited By SC  Moderator
@texasdeathmatch:  They should have gone with the first gay extraterrestrial basketball player who ran for President then. Would have created way more buzz! 
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#18  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@SC: If only we ran CNN, how better things would be...
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#19  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@texasdeathmatch said:
" @SC: If only we ran CNN, how better things would be... "
lol
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Pffft, that's not conclusive proof of caveman homosexuality...but this is...


  
  
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#21  Edited By SC  Moderator

If a gay Caveman and a gay Astronaut had a fight... 

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#22  Edited By ssejllenrad
@buttersdaman000 said:
" Lmao I dont think he was gay. He probably had douches for friends and family. After he died they thought it would be funny to bury him like a women. Douches. "
Yes. Experts have proof being a douche has predated homosexuality.. Hehehe! Though they didn't call it douche at that time. Being it a modern invention and all.. :D
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#23  Edited By ssejllenrad
@SC said:
" If a gay Caveman and a gay Astronaut had a fight...  "

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#24  Edited By riri4life

 

 

This might just be the DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD. lol

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#25  Edited By velle37

@castleking said:
"@Slight said:

" @castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over???  "

he was buried in the position reserved for women with house hold items of jars and cooking items...while the men of the time were buried with weapons and hunting items opposite position facing west or so i believe. "


That made me lol........
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#26  Edited By CATPANEXE

i highly doubt cavemen had invented sexual identity yet, and likely didn't even have a clear understanding nor definition of gender either.
the question is basically asking if humans applied themselves to a concept before they invented the concept, much like asking whether
or not a dinosaur followed Scientology or not.

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#27  Edited By castleking
@velle37 said:

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@castleking

said:

"@Slight said:

" @castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over???  "

he was buried in the position reserved for women with house hold items of jars and cooking items...while the men of the time were buried with weapons and hunting items opposite position facing west or so i believe. "
That made me lol........ "
why u laughin?
  
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#28  Edited By velle37
@castleking said:
"@velle37 said:

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@castleking

said:

"@Slight said:

" @castleking: This makes no sense...Was he bent over???  "

he was buried in the position reserved for women with house hold items of jars and cooking items...while the men of the time were buried with weapons and hunting items opposite position facing west or so i believe. "
That made me lol........ "
why u laughin?
  
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Because of modern day stereotypes of women in the kitchen...

 

Then there is a caveman buried with cooking items.......

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#29  Edited By InnerVenom123

Help me. I think the failure of this idiotic farce is giving me cancer.

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#30  Edited By velle37
@InnerVenom123 said:
"Help me. I think the failure of this idiotic farce is giving me cancer. "

Anti-Venom to the rescue!!
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#31  Edited By King_Saturn
lmfao  !
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#32  Edited By joshmightbe
@castleking: Well its not like being gay is a new thing, the Ancient Greeks and Romans were all about it, in fact in Sparta when a man would marry a woman she would shave her head and dress like a boy to help her husband adjust to hetero  sex
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You know it's a slow news day when they report gay cavemen findings instead of reporting on more important things like puppies and kittens.

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#35  Edited By Mumbles

oh yeah, he's totally gay for sure

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#36  Edited By cpt_linger

Buried with cooking items? He was probably Master Chef Pangaea or something, not a turd burglar.

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#37  Edited By Daydream

One thing I don't understand, why the hell are they calling him a caveman? 
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#38  Edited By castleking

he lived and was found inside a cave... duh...  :P

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#39  Edited By Daydream

2800 B.C.E? Contemporary humans have already been lingering around by then. Normally people associate 'cavemen' with neandertals or some other early Homo (pun intended) species. 
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#40  Edited By cpt_linger
@castleking said:
" he lived and was found inside a cave... duh...  :P "
So if you're found dead inside your home the headline will read "Gay Houseman found dead with cooking utensils" =P
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#41  Edited By castleking
@cpt_linger said:
" @castleking said:
" he lived and was found inside a cave... duh...  :P "
So if you're found dead inside your home the headline will read "Gay Houseman found dead with cooking utensils" =P "
well, only if he is buried in the kitchen with his pots and pans.
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#42  Edited By joshmightbe
@Daydream: Thats around the time Stonehenge was built so if he was a cave man he was probably one of the last, cause by then we had developed huts and art and agriculture, sure these things were in their early stages but they were around
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#43  Edited By joshmightbe

Do people realize that this "Caveman" was from what was technically the bronze age, you know when the Greeks were starting Western Civilization 

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#44  Edited By cpt_linger
@joshmightbe said:
" Do people realize that this "Caveman" was from what was technically the bronze age, you know when the Greeks were starting Western Civilization  "
Boy did they start western civilization off with a bang LoL!
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#45  Edited By castleking

they are just using the word loosely and it isnt cemented either way to a particular hominid especially when humans have bn around for about 200 thousand years give or take and they have also bn referred as cave men and they are were as human as modern man.

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#46  Edited By Daydream

@joshmightbe said:
" Do people realize that this "Caveman" was from what was technically the bronze age, you know when the Greeks were starting Western Civilization  "
Exactly. This specimen is not what most people actually think it is. Any neanderthal or other early Homo sub species died out long before this time. Mesopotamia, Egypt, & some other Asian regions have already established civilizations by then. 
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they were just huddling together for warmth

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Homosexuality...So easy even a caveman can do it.

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