Funniest claims you've ever heard...

"You think bullets effect a real n---- like me!"XDD

1. Dinosaurs never existed
2. Black Body radiation is when a body is charred from an atomic bomb.
3. AIDS originated from gay men who have anal sex
4. Jay Cutler is better then Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers
5. Carmelo Anthony is better then LeBron James and Kobe Bryant.

I could continue but I'm too lazy to do so....

Autism is caused by booster shots, I guess.

"Evolution can't be real cuz I've stared at a puddle of mud before (like they say, dat der primordial ozzze), and I ain't neeeever seen no man walk out".

@dccomicsrule2011:

That claim with melo being better than Lebron & Kobe really! We all know he mean't Durant ;)

@pro_nelson: I wish :P Even though both claims are ridiculous at least KD has potential to reach their level. Melo is just.....no just no.

@dccomicsrule2011:

Ha !

my dad is a big Knicks fan so I could hear him saying something like that man.

@pro_nelson: xD fans will be fans. They will defend their teams and players to death O_O

@dccomicsrule2011:

Unless you are from Cleveland :D (I'm hurting feelings now xD)

@pro_nelson: Ooh now that was a lowblow. xD you Cleveland is still upset about the King taking his talents to South Beach... And the Browns are now flirting with 0-16. It's certinly a bad time to be a sports fan in Cleveland. Wait...... Is it ever a good time to be a sports fan in Cleveland? O_O

Superman can beat batgod

#bring-it

A complete and oblivious fool said to me about 3 years ago that EMO PEOPLE have been around since the beginning of time.

@dccomicsrule2011:

What if you are a Boston fan xD

Broly and Frieza can beat Sailor Saturn.
Buu is MFTL
Buu can blitz Flash

The Phantom used better fighting skills in his film then Batman used in TDK.

"Broly is a Galaxy Buster"

"Iron Man is stronger than Thor"

"Halo is better than Metroid Prime"

@xwraith: That's not to ridiculous what if batman assembled all the lantern corps together and put on a white ring.

@perethorn: Broly did actually destroy the south galaxy.Thats not a claim because that actually happened

DBZ characters have picosecond reactions
Broly is the strongest DBZ character ever and is a trillion times faster than light.

@kaijukinggojira:

@perethorn: Thank you.Do to power scaling this would made no sense to me.

Now here's some bacon for your good deeds.*hands you a piece of bacon*

@mattersuit said:

Best thing ever!

Going back to comic books...

- Everytime somebody says "infinite mass" I just pass out for sheer survival instinct.

- Everytime somebody tries to compare the power levels between mangas and comic books I do the same as the previous point.

"Wolverine is stronger than Spider-Man because he can lift 500 pounds and Spider-Man can only lift 10 tons."

It'd be funny if it wasn't an actual quote from someone who was dead serious.

Microsoft/EA is so greedy their executives don't pay hookers to have sex with them - they f**k their own mounds of money instead.

She had a crush on me..

goku struggles above 40 tons.

fully fed galactus.

a roman catholic priest saying only roman catholic is the correct religion in the world..

USA is the most corrupt country in the world

broly is not a galaxy buster

thor can beat lucifer morningstar.

lucifer morningstars tricks TOAA.

@matteopg said:

@mattersuit said:

Best thing ever!

Going back to comic books...

- Everytime somebody says "infinite mass" I just pass out for sheer survival instinct.

- Everytime somebody tries to compare the power levels between mangas and comic books I do the same as the previous point.

Same.

Or "Superman helped lift Spectre, which means he can lift half-infinite mass".

Like: Do you even know what you're saying?

More people like football than soccer ( lmfao not in a million years)

Yusuke can beat SSJG Goku.

Someone who I use to go to school with claimed that he would be making 8 figures when he got out of College. He was planning on being a mechanic... that and he also failed most of his classes in High School so College wasn't really an option.
Same guy also claimed to have a 14 inch penis a week after I met him. Swell dude.

LOL. Who the h*ll would think that? Sorry for replying months after the post.

LMFAO

Got a couple

1. Cops is a better TV show than Doctor Who

2. All of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are good