Frank Franzetta's Lord of the Rings

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You read that right folks. In 1975, Frank Frazetta made a portfolio of illustrations for Lord of the Rings. Now that seems weird blending those two considering Frazetta's love for busty women in fantasy and LoTR hardly had any romance in it, much less sex. Here is the source.

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Now I do admit the Witch-King looks really badass, I am baffled by Eowyn because she is not exactly dressed like a man but in very skimpy outfit that stresses her sexiness instead of concealing her true identity. But she is not the only one half-nekkid but the orcs are as well. Now if you excuse me I need to scrub my eyes. Gandalf, the hobbits and Gollum look okay just like the books. Overall I liked it :-)

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#1  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

Me likey sexy Eowyn...even if it spits in the face of what actually happened lol.

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#2  Edited By Deranged Midget

Ok... why in the HELL are the orcs butt naked from the waist down? -.-

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#3  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator
@Deranged Midget:  Mobility dude. You gotta do what you gotta do for that advantage.
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#4  Edited By Inverno

@Lunacyde: They didn't have this problem in the movies as far as I know.

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#5  Edited By Deranged Midget

@Lunacyde: I think I'm going to hurl... O_O...... *runs to washroom*

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#6  Edited By Inverno

@Deranged Midget: No problem dude I felt the same way. To compensate take a look in this Eowyn and you feel fine...

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#7  Edited By ssejllenrad

@Deranged Midget said:

Ok... why in the HELL are the orcs butt naked from the waist down? -.-

Ummm... It's Frazetta. What do you expect?

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#8  Edited By Deranged Midget

@ssejllenrad: The women maybe, but the orcs... COME ON MAN.

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#9  Edited By ssejllenrad

@Deranged Midget said:

@ssejllenrad: The women maybe, but the orcs... COME ON MAN.

Well the front parts are covered with flaps. He does some of his Conan that way, anyway.

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#11  Edited By Inner_Demon

Now I'm picturing the orcs doing the whole "mooning" thing (like the Scottish in Braveheart) during the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

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@Inner_Demon said:

Now I'm picturing the orcs doing the whole "mooning" thing (like the Scottish in Braveheart) during the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

Why is everyone more concerned about the orcs being half-naked than Eowyn being turned into Ms Fanservice?