FOX news interpretation of DC's possible new gay character...

"It MUST be Superman!"

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/05/21/could-superman-be-gay-dc-comics-will-have-their-popular-characters-come-out/?intcmp=features

/eyeroll.

Its Fox we all know that any kind of social progression freaks them the F%&k out.

Typical Fox.

F*CK YOU FOX!!!! F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh look, comics have become like everything else that's wrong with the media. What ever happened to just reading and discussing?

Oh Fox news, you so silly.

@Deranged Midget
 
See? SEE? What I tell ya.

@Primmaster64 said:

@Deranged Midget See? SEE? What I tell ya.

Yes you were right.

Oh, the laughter.

I remember when Nightrunner was introduced as a french islamic analogue to batman with former (but brief) ties to terrorist unit, ohhhhh man did Fox News flipped their proverbial sh%t. Same thing happened when Superman renounced his US citizenship. I bet, nay, I gaurantee a good number of the commenters arent comic fans at all and just plain freak out at the thought of anything not-so-status quo without any other information. Derp: interwebs

Oh, please. It has to be Batman; Grant Morrison said so.

Not going to bother clicking that link, but I can only imagine it goes something like this...

GAY LIBERAL MEDIA, BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN, LIBERAL TRAP TO PULL IN MORE SUPPORT AFTER OBAMA STANDS UP FOR GAY MARRIAGE, SUPERMAN CAN'T BE GAY, HE'S AMERICAN.... wait, he's not anymore? Oh yeah, we complained about that. Nevermind, it's cool if he's gay. All foreigners are anyway, right?

Is that somewhat accurate of how the article/video went?

@k4tzm4n said:

Not going to bother clicking that link, but I can only imagine it goes something like this...

GAY LIBERAL MEDIA, BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN, LIBERAL TRAP TO PULL IN MORE SUPPORT AFTER OBAMA STANDS UP FOR GAY MARRIAGE, SUPERMAN CAN'T BE GAY, HE'S AMERICAN.... wait, he's not anymore? Oh yeah, we complained about that. Nevermind, it's cool if he's gay. All foreigners are anyway, right?

Is that somewhat accurate of how the article/video went?

The "IT'S BECAUSE OBAMA SAID GAY MARRIAGE WAS OKAY" reasoning is spot on.

Click it. It's hilarious.

@InnerVenom123 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

Not going to bother clicking that link, but I can only imagine it goes something like this...

GAY LIBERAL MEDIA, BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN, LIBERAL TRAP TO PULL IN MORE SUPPORT AFTER OBAMA STANDS UP FOR GAY MARRIAGE, SUPERMAN CAN'T BE GAY, HE'S AMERICAN.... wait, he's not anymore? Oh yeah, we complained about that. Nevermind, it's cool if he's gay. All foreigners are anyway, right?

Is that somewhat accurate of how the article/video went?

The "IT'S BECAUSE OBAMA SAID GAY MARRIAGE WAS OKAY" reasoning is spot on.

Click it. It's hilarious.

Thank Moses it's just a brief news blurb. I was afraid it would be video of the pundits ranting about it.

I wonder who the gay character is?

I love Fox... The writers are just so entertaining... Good thing they're just a satirical fiction network. No one would be stupid enough to be like that. But imagine if they were actually a real network... What a f*cked up world that would be, right?

Fox news remains a comedy gold mine

@joshmightbe said:

Fox news remains a comedy gold mine

QFT!

WTF DUDE REALLY I'M TIRED WITH THIS CRAP

@Primmaster64:

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox news remains a comedy gold mine

@Primmaster64:

I hope your right cause this crap is getting me sad ;(

@Primmaster64:

I hope your right cause this crap is getting me sad ;(

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode. 

I hate Fox News... I'm sitting here thinking about all the stupid crap that I've had to hear because of them and there 'intelligent' opinion... I wish they would read the damn statement.. 

@Primmaster64 said:

@nick_hero22: Rumor has it its either Wally or Vibe.

I have to stop you there, Vibe is in no way a popular DC character

Lol, Fox. You so crazy.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

Spits drink.

On a more serious note, possibly Wonder Woman?

These are the same people who were outraged that Bruce Wayne was killed by his father.Although that never actually happened.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

@Mercy_ said:

On a more serious note, possibly Wonder Woman?

....I'm down.

@FadeToBlackBolt: That was....not what I was expecting from you lol.

@god_spawn: It makes sense, imo.

@Mercy_ said:

On a more serious note, possibly Wonder Woman?

I'd say bi is more likely. I mean, she came to man's world and fell in love... but she spent a long time on that island of all women.

I believe that's what the writer basically intended all along. That and the S&M stuff.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

I wouldn't care. The new 52 is like the Ultimate Universe to me, it's all out of canon crap.

God I wish that were true. DC should have gone that route. With stories like that, I can usually just sit back and enjoy the ride.

@JediXMan said:

@Mercy_ said:

On a more serious note, possibly Wonder Woman?

I'd say bi is more likely. I mean, she came to man's world and fell in love... but she spent a long time on that island of all women.

I believe that's what the writer basically intended all along. That and the S&M stuff.

Is that canon to DCnU? She's one of the characters who's been most drastically changed.

@Mercy_ said:

@JediXMan said:

@Mercy_ said:

On a more serious note, possibly Wonder Woman?

I'd say bi is more likely. I mean, she came to man's world and fell in love... but she spent a long time on that island of all women.

I believe that's what the writer basically intended all along. That and the S&M stuff.

Is that canon to DCnU? She's one of the characters who's been most drastically changed.

I have no idea. I'm barely paying attention to the DCnU. I fell out of it for a few months and it was a bit hard to get back. I'll wait for the TPBs to come and start from there.

Only DC title I'm reading is JL Dark.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

I wouldn't care. The new 52 is like the Ultimate Universe to me, it's all out of canon crap.

God I wish that were true. DC should have gone that route. With stories like that, I can usually just sit back and enjoy the ride.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@JediXMan said:

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I kind of want Superman to be gay just to watch Primmaster's head explode.

I kind of want Batman to be gay so I can watch you complain about something else :P.

I wouldn't care. The new 52 is like the Ultimate Universe to me, it's all out of canon crap.

God I wish that were true. DC should have gone that route. With stories like that, I can usually just sit back and enjoy the ride.

I'm hoping they still do. Give it a year and then bring back the real DC multiverse.

I'd be okay with that. Maybe they'll resolve the whole Flashpoint aftermath and call this the aftermath. The year that never was... I'd be very okay with that.

@FadeToBlackBolt: Why? Other than them saying gay as opposed to lesbian (which could be a red herring as there are only so many well-known female characters).

@FadeToBlackBolt: Wait, what?

.... I mean what straight man rocks a spit curl?