#1 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio

Would you rather fly every time you fart or go invisible every time you burp?

#2 Posted by MyNameWasDeleted (683 posts) - - Show Bio

I like flying as a power far more than invisibility, but tragically girls don't fart, and transgirls don't burp OR fart- so I'm out of this

#3 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

Fly

#4 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7728 posts) - - Show Bio

fly

this should be a poll

#5 Posted by MysteriousUsername (1235 posts) - - Show Bio

Fly.

#6 Posted by Samimista (21899 posts) - - Show Bio

Hehe! Farting! xD

#7 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (15534 posts) - - Show Bio

Burp

Ladies locker room here I come

#8 Edited by thespideyguy (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

Fly. I don't burp often.

#9 Posted by MaccyD (6580 posts) - - Show Bio

I can burp on command so...

#10 Posted by AllStarSuperman (28735 posts) - - Show Bio

Fly! I fart way more then burp

#11 Edited by Pfcoolio14 (1344 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19380 posts) - - Show Bio

Fly fart FTW

#13 Posted by The Stegman (30013 posts) - - Show Bio

I really don't burp that often..though invisibility is far more useful than flight.

#14 Edited by Samimista (21899 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19380 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by Veshark (9361 posts) - - Show Bio

Invisibility. I can self-induce burping ;)

#17 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

Girls fluff, not fart.

But yeah, I'd take the farting.

#18 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Both are utterly without worth, unless the effect has a duration that lasts a significant period of time after the trigger.

#19 Posted by judasnixon (9252 posts) - - Show Bio

Burp......

#20 Posted by Nefarious (28709 posts) - - Show Bio

I want to Fly like an eagle~

#21 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2852 posts) - - Show Bio

Can anyone control their farts??? because I sure as hell can't and whenever I farted would be indoors and that wouldn't be good.

Since it is easy to control burps its the easy choice.

#22 Edited by BumpyBoo (12713 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Girls fluff, not fart.

But yeah, I'd take the farting.

Not true, I made a guy throw up once :P Nothing fluffy about that. Not exactly proud but, it happened O____O

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#23 Posted by BumpyBoo (12713 posts) - - Show Bio

Can anyone control their farts??? because I sure as hell can't and whenever I farted would be indoors and that wouldn't be good.

Since it is easy to control burps its the easy choice.

Only just saw this comment but, I was in school with a girl who could do it at will. I don't know how though, I can only vouch for the ability.

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#24 Posted by OptimusPalm (1871 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd fly when i fart. And i'd change my diet to nothing but beans, eggs and protein shakes.

Then i'd fart, fly.....hover and point and laugh at the people i've left in my 'wake'

#25 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2852 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by BumpyBoo (12713 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by SoA (5798 posts) - - Show Bio

fly-fart

#28 Posted by JohnnyGat (1592 posts) - - Show Bio

Burp. Cause I can control my burping.

#29 Posted by frogdog (4181 posts) - - Show Bio

I want to Fly like an eagle~

to the sea.Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me....

#30 Edited by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio

How long does the invisibility / flying last every time you far or burp?

Probably the burp because i'd have to eat utter garbage to actually fart (or foods i don't like like beans and eggs). Also invisibility to me is way more useful then flying. I'd probably carry a coke cola around where every i went. Oh and i can also control my burps.

#31 Posted by Nefarious (28709 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (6560 posts) - - Show Bio

Burp. Six pack of coronas and I'm robbing a bank !!! Lol

#33 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

Burp. I can't fart on command but it's easy to burp on command.

#34 Posted by HolySerpent (13417 posts) - - Show Bio

@maccyd said:

I can burp on command so...

#35 Posted by Markies (89 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't burp on command... But flying seems more fun, so that.

#36 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

@lykopis said:

Girls fluff, not fart.

But yeah, I'd take the farting.

Not true, I made a guy throw up once :P Nothing fluffy about that. Not exactly proud but, it happened O____O

Omigawd, you are my hero. HERO. That is like, Super-Turbo-Fluff level of awesome!!

#37 Edited by russellmania77 (17100 posts) - - Show Bio

i would prefer flying but i cant fart on command

#38 Posted by chrisj_1 (272 posts) - - Show Bio

Why can't I be invisible after farting? Man that would've gotten me out of so many embarrassing situations in the past.

#39 Posted by BumpyBoo (12713 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@bumpyboo said:

@lykopis said:

Girls fluff, not fart.

But yeah, I'd take the farting.

Not true, I made a guy throw up once :P Nothing fluffy about that. Not exactly proud but, it happened O____O

Omigawd, you are my hero. HERO. That is like, Super-Turbo-Fluff level of awesome!!

That pic!!! OMG XD

Hehehe, what makes it awesome is, it was my ex. The one who was hanging around here before? We went camping. I never saw a man wrestle so desperately with a tent zipper XD

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#40 Posted by Enzeru--defunct (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

I would take the flight and always have a can of beans ready.

#41 Posted by sousukesagara (138 posts) - - Show Bio

That is one smelly way to fly