FEMINISTS AND AFRICANISTS!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

FEMINISTS:

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!! THOR IS SOON TO BE A GIRL, YOU'RE ALLOWED OUT OF THE KITCHEN, AND YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!!! FEMINIST SCUM!!!!

AFRICANISTS:

CAPTAIN AMERICA IS NOW CAPTAIN FALCON BLADE!!!

ARGHHHH!!! MAN ANGRY!!! RARRRR!!! BOO EQUALITY!!! HINGA DINGA DERBIN!!!

MASCULINISTS RISE!!! WHITE SUPREMACISTS RISE!! RISE AGAINST THIS HERESY!!! RISE FOR THOR, RISE FOR RUIN, AND FOR WHITE MEN'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Sons of Comicvine! Of Giant Bomb! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of women and shattered pelvises, when the Age of White Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Vine!

TO BATTLE!!!!

*spitballs a feminist and Africanist*

Bump Update:

April 5, 2014-

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/ghostbusters-reboot-to-feature-all-women-ghostbust-1589425/#63

Thor is a girl?

@tifalockhart: Now he is!

You people seem late. I was expecting a thread of this but I was suprised it took this long. I may sound hypocritical but I don't really agree with it. Like Thor is out of thhe equation now. It's funny becuase it's kinda like Barry Allen and Wally West.

Let's just hope it doesn't take like 20 years...

Seriously I was wondering how long before this was going to hit Comic Vine. I found this out at 1:00 p.m. eastern standard time today I just didn't feel like making a thread out of it.

I hate when a characters sexuality, skin color, or sex is changed when the original was made a certain way.

No he's not. Thor isn't worthy to pick up the hammer anymore, now a chick will.

@The_Deathstroker: He isn't though a female figure is stepping in for him and wielding his hammer because he cannot anymore for some reason.

@saint_wildcard: The chick's name is Thor and Marvel said she is Thor.

I'm sorry that you don't know what a feminist is, or what a good troll thread is.

you don't sound like you do well with women.

anyway Jason Aaron is doing this..you might want to direct your anger at him

hopefully I'm taking a joke the wrong way

@eisenfauste: Read CV's article. She is Thor in the future. @noteworthington: This isn't a troll thread and I do know what a feminist is. It's a joke. A fan raging about Thor's change.

I'm sorry you have no sense of humor and no friends. O_o

I don't think feminists wanted this. I don't think anybody wanted this.

I wonder....hasn't there been other times where he wasn't worthy and then he became worthy again? Or couldn't he just asked his father? He's been carrying it around for thousands of years...don't really see how that could change all of a sudden.

@kasino: You're absolutely right, I'm great with women.

I did. I sent him a nasty email >:)

@longbowhunter: You're not taking this seriously, are you? I don't think I could make it anymore obvious it's a joke. LotR references, Braveheart references, ambling words, not speaking actual words, ect.

@The_Deathstroker: Where is the LotR quote?

EDIT: Don't think I didn't see that edit mister. You messed up and attributed a Braveheart quote to LotR.

>:P

@The_Deathstroker: Like I said she steps up to the plate, he isn't worthy and now she is (in a way).

This still pisses me off though.

@The_Deathstroker: I'm not taking this thread anymore seriously than I am Thor being a chick. Which is not at all.

@jaken7: It's a reference. RISE AGAINST THIS HERESY!!! RISE FOR THOR, RISE FOR RUIN, AND FOR MEN'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Theoden's speech right before the Ride of the Rohhirrm in RotK

@longbowhunter: Good. That's how it's made to be.

Thor's sex isn't changing. The way I understood it, he's losing his power again. Probably Odin taking it back til he gets his humility back again or whatever.

This new wielder of Mjolnir, and its powers, is a female. Can't see why not. They did it with Beta Ray Bill, what's the big deal?

@The_Deathstroker: The freedom thing is Braveheart though.

@jaken7: Yes it is. I said that in my post to LongBow. It's a mixture of both.

@extremis: The difference is that this new character is called Thor and only referred to as Thor.

@i_like_swords:

It's THE Thor from what I read.

Shots fired.

@The_Deathstroker: No you didn't. You edited that in.

Lol, more middle earth references! Yesterday!

Shameless pandering to politically correct social groups.

I'm more surprised that this news wasn't posted up sooner, on other forums this was discussed to death.

Welp, let's look at the list.

-Alan Scott became gay

-Ultimate Spiderman became black

-Thor is a girl

I predict that either Wonder Woman is going to become a transvestite or Superman is confused about his sexual orientation.

60 years of Thor development and we get this. ALL HAIL THE FEMINISTS!

@extremis: I am well aware that there isn't a sex change happening I was just listing what I hate writers doing with comic characters. It isn't needed at all, there is no call for Thor suddenly being unworthy when his character is anything but. It's just Marvel trying to get more money by attempting to pull more female readers.

Basically don't muck around with characters when you don't need to it's not like Thor was stagnating or anything so much that a fresh look is needed. My guess is that this won't go to well and "Thor" will be Thor again in not too long of a time.

Fking feminist have no right....s

Let's see how the fans are taking this news.

Seems about right.

You forgot Wally West is now filling the negative African-American stereotype, by wearing hoodies, vandalizing property, and getting sent to jail.

@extremis said:

Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker wielded Mjolnir once. What's the hubbub, bubs?

Wally West is actually black now??! I thought that was just a rumor.

I'm done.

@jaken7: I admit I edited it in, but it was before you posted.

@smashbrawler: It's funny because she has a horse face.

@ximpossibrux: You been livin' under a rock or what?

Everyone is pissed about this and I'm just sitting here, as someone who doesn't give a damn about Thor.

@sophia89: *gulp*

I suppose.... Women Thor isn't all that bad....

Under the crushed hopes and dreams of the comic industry.

Oh and for the people who are made about this. You aren't going to be mad for over 2 years. Seriously guys this is Marvel, do you actually expect them to keep this?

Okay then ....

Done with what exactly?

@sophia89 said:

@The_Deathstroker: dude you are so wrong.

i see 2 reasons why this might be a great idea

thread/

Yep, I'm okay with Thorgirl.

On the plus side, at least this isn't happening to Batman.