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marvel_boy2241

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Urban Dictionary can be hilarious at times.

My favorite definitions are life and poopsterbate.

Life: A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

Poopsterbate: To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

Look up some words that amuse you and post them! :D lol

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I would, but I don't really feel like getting banned tonight.

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Candy Goth

I'm semi-candy goth, the voice of it just made me laugh

Candy goth: They are generally cute girls who wear black gloths and mix in bright neon colors along with it.They generally like the "goth" music,metal rock,and stuff like that.These people are generally people who are happy and dont feel the need to be depressed or anti-social.Generally when you picture this girl she has pigtales,a black skirt and a tanktop with neon pink socks and boots.Most people consider them posers because they are ok with being themselfs and other friends besides goths...but those are the people who are the least poserish,because they are true to themselfs and do not care what people think of them...i give you my respect !!CHANGE FOR NO ONE!!!

some 13yr old was upset

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#4  Edited By The_Deathstroker

1. Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

2. Death

the cure for life

3. Sex

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.

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/b/

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Spectaphile: A person sexually attracted to people with glasses.

(Yep, that's me)

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@jonez120 said:

I would, but I don't really feel like getting banned tonight.

This.

Russian Goggles, Alaska Pipeline, and Alabama Hot Pocket are classics.

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@jaken7 said:

@jonez120 said:

I would, but I don't really feel like getting banned tonight.

This.

Russian Goggles, Alaska Pipeline, and Alabama Hot Pocket are classics.

LMFAO just the names sound funny.

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Ha! This one is so true!!!

Illinois

A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas--Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most "downstaters" resent everything and everyone from Chicago.

Visitor: Where are you from?

Illinois Guy: I'm from Peoria, Illinois.

Visitor: Where's that? Near Chicago?

Illinois Guy: No, it's about 50 miles west of Bloomington.

Visitor: Where's Bloomington?

Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It's near Chicago.

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your gay

A gay that belongs to you.

Your gay is really gay.

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Defective.

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Gaff

6. Panties designed for men to hide their bulge and tuck it underneath them like a good crossdresser should

13. Give a F--k Factor (usually low)

Manny more.