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#51 Edited by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio
#52 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#53 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio
#54 Edited by Pyrogram (38510 posts) - - Show Bio
#55 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio
#56 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio
#57 Posted by Pyrogram (38510 posts) - - Show Bio
#58 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#59 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I laughed but that was a little far dude.

#60 Posted by PunyParker (11001 posts) - - Show Bio

How did i end up here?.....i was having my life in normal mode for like an hour and now this!?

#61 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: You see this is the perfect thread for theacidskull, but I want to exhaust all my options before bringing him in. Until then I'm going to cram as many funny breast references into this thread it ends up feeling like an extra's list for Page 3 models >:P

#62 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@pyrogram: You see this is the perfect thread for theacidskull, but I want to exhaust all my options before bringing him in. Until then I'm going to cram as many funny breast references into this thread it ends up feeling like an extra's list for Page 3 models >:P

Page3 are damn good with the top heavy stuff, they beat playboy

#63 Posted by Pyrogram (38510 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: ahaha I want him in the thread XD

#64 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio

Heh

#65 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

omg

why.

why. why.why.

#66 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread just went way over my head ha.

#67 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio
#68 Posted by Pyrogram (38510 posts) - - Show Bio
#69 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: One of my biggest fetishes ever

I heard they have boob milk ice cream

#70 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

#71 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: We are lucky to have sucked on teats, I feel bad for those who grew up on the formula

teeyitz fer evarr

#72 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio
#73 Posted by Pyrogram (38510 posts) - - Show Bio
#74 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!

LET IT CONSUME YOU!!!!!!!!

moves hand very slowly towards your chest area >.> <.< >.>

#75 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: Make that the norm >.>

EDIT:

some horror films are hot, like hills have eyes

@lykopis: Guys can naturally lactate too ;)

#76 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

#77 Posted by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@laflux: Make that the norm >.>

Of Course =D. Now in that rousing speech I didn't mention myself, but that's only because I do all three, and I didn't want to upstage any of you >:P

#78 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@laflux: Make that the norm >.>

EDIT:

some horror films are hot, like hills have eyes

@lykopis: Guys can naturally lactate too ;)

Absolutely. In fact, it saves lives.

#79 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux:

  • sexual horror is hot: me digs monster on woman action
  • milky milfs is hot: one of the perks of a married man besides fresh placenta
  • eye licking: pretty tame by hentai standards

@lykopis: respekt

#80 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10068 posts) - - Show Bio

Then this kid is going to be an Einstein

#82 Edited by laflux (15979 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx said:

@laflux:

  • sexual horror is hot: me digs monster on woman action
  • eye licking: pretty tame by hentai standards

@lykopis: respekt

Yes there isn't anything much better than a group of monsters with a huge phallus performing a bukkake on an 18 year old girl or Boy for that matter >:P

#83 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#86 Posted by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to put up flyers at my university for tutoring. "Feed on your breasts $8 an hr!"

#88 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#90 Edited by God_Spawn (37898 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@god_spawn said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@lykopis said:

Newsflash.

Breasts are for breastfeeding.

Get over it.

They are aesthetically pleasant as well.

The man's got a point.

Not even meant to be crude. Just gloriously beautiful.

So is this:

Wholeheartedly agree.

And to be fair, hips sink ships.

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#91 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

I think we need some real information in here in terms of breastfeeding.

A father breastfeeding his daughter

The notion of men breastfeeding is bizarre at first ... but doctors say it's entirely possible. Men possess the two most vital components for lactating -- mammary glands and pituitary glands. When those mammary glands are stimulated (by a baby's sucking), they can actually produce milk.

We swear, we're not making this up.

In 2002, a Sri Lankan man named B. Wijeratne lost his wife and was left to care for their 18-month-old daughter. When the child refused powdered milk, Wijeratne tried something different. "Unable to see her cry, I offered my breast," Wijeratne told a Sri Lankan newspaper. "That's when I discovered I could breastfeed."

David Livingstone, the traveler and explorer, notes an instance in Scotland of the male breast yielding milk. In this particular circumstance (way back in 1858), a man's wife had been put to death, and in his extreme desperation, the man put his son to his breast. To his surprise, the man found that his breast produced the needed milk.

In the Aka Pygmy society, a community of approximately 20,000 people who live in Central Africa, fathers commonly suckle their babies.

Even the Bible mentions male nursing. Numbers 11:12 says: "Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?"

In a British survey, nearly one in four (or 24.5 percent of men) in England and Wales said that they would breastfeed exclusively for the first six months, provided that they were physically able to do so.

OB/GYN Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz says, "While it may be theoretically possible for a male to lactate, it is the rare instance where this could actually happen -- and rarer still that it might occur spontaneously in a man NOT on a prolactin-increasing drug (for example, Reglan -- a common acid reflux medicine -- does this, and is used to increase falling milk supplies in nursing moms), or in a man with a pituitary prolactin-secreting tumor," she says.

"I have heard of adoptive moms breast-pumping relentlessly in order to produce milk and I guess a dad could do this too, but I am not sure that either scenario could reliably result in enough milk production to be the sole nutritional source for a newborn," the doctor explains. "Best leave this to good old mom, or invite Salma Hayek over for dinner!"

"God bless that Indonesian dad, though," Dr. Gilberg-Lenz concludes. "Men and women DO share the instinct to protect their children at any cost."

(source)

#92 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

I think we need some real information in here in terms of breastfeeding.

The notion of men breastfeeding is bizarre at first ... but doctors say it's entirely possible. Men possess the two most vital components for lactating -- mammary glands and pituitary glands. When those mammary glands are stimulated (by a baby's sucking), they can actually produce milk.

We swear, we're not making this up.

In 2002, a Sri Lankan man named B. Wijeratne lost his wife and was left to care for their 18-month-old daughter. When the child refused powdered milk, Wijeratne tried something different. "Unable to see her cry, I offered my breast," Wijeratne told a Sri Lankan newspaper. "That's when I discovered I could breastfeed."

David Livingstone, the traveler and explorer, notes an instance in Scotland of the male breast yielding milk. In this particular circumstance (way back in 1858), a man's wife had been put to death, and in his extreme desperation, the man put his son to his breast. To his surprise, the man found that his breast produced the needed milk.

In the Aka Pygmy society, a community of approximately 20,000 people who live in Central Africa, fathers commonly suckle their babies.

Even the Bible mentions male nursing. Numbers 11:12 says: "Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?"

In a British survey, nearly one in four (or 24.5 percent of men) in England and Wales said that they would breastfeed exclusively for the first six months, provided that they were physically able to do so.

OB/GYN Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz says, "While it may be theoretically possible for a male to lactate, it is the rare instance where this could actually happen -- and rarer still that it might occur spontaneously in a man NOT on a prolactin-increasing drug (for example, Reglan -- a common acid reflux medicine -- does this, and is used to increase falling milk supplies in nursing moms), or in a man with a pituitary prolactin-secreting tumor," she says.

"I have heard of adoptive moms breast-pumping relentlessly in order to produce milk and I guess a dad could do this too, but I am not sure that either scenario could reliably result in enough milk production to be the sole nutritional source for a newborn," the doctor explains. "Best leave this to good old mom, or invite Salma Hayek over for dinner!"

"God bless that Indonesian dad, though," Dr. Gilberg-Lenz concludes. "Men and women DO share the instinct to protect their children at any cost."

(source)

Okay so I go onto this thread not expecting to get a good laugh out of it. But I did.

But I did not expect to find that out, never even knew that something like that was possible.

Thank you.

#93 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

And to be fair, hips sink ships.

More like the hand that rocks the cradle, rocks the world.

(*sigh* edit: rules the world, not rocks it. >_>)

#94 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: anything with a nipple can be milked given proper stimulation

and there are things such as 'adult nursing relationships'
one of the big reasons why men love bewbs

#95 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx:

Women love bewbs too -- gotta make it fair.

#96 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: everyone loves em, but women got the monopoly on teddies

even humans breastfeed animals sometime

to touch them

to squeeze them

to drink from them

pity the formula babies

#97 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx:

Formula helped curb infant mortality rates but there is no arguing, breastmilk is best for baby. As for humans breastfeeding animals, I believe you. Especially you.

#98 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: could always provide pics

and women are god's gift to peoples

they produce milk along with nutritious placenta meat

#99 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerx:

No, that's quite alright. I BELIEVE YOU.

I will leave your statement about gifts and gods and peoples alone, however....I am going to regret this, I am sure...the nutritious placenta meat is no longer a viable concern in modern human society. In the animal world, the iron derived from it (due to maternal blood loss) and also, the danger of predators being alerted to the scent of birth (which the placenta is just bursting with) would be a motivator in the placenta being eaten.

In humans it has been determined there is no nutritional value - outside of a very minimal amount which can be remedied through other nutritional supplements (iron, etc) or just plain regular diet enjoyed by most humans today in the western world. Claims about it alleviating postpartum depression can't be properly studied as the placenta is eaten well before a proper diagnosis can be made and also, there is a placebo effect since the ingestion of the placenta in itself indicates the belief without evidence that it is beneficial, therefor skewering the results of any proper study.

But yes, I know -- it has been eaten by humans. It is not illegal for it to be. o-o

(edit: all kinds of typos. -_-)

#100 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: It can make good pasta sauce