@pyrogram: You see this is the perfect thread for theacidskull, but I want to exhaust all my options before bringing him in. Until then I'm going to cram as many funny breast references into this thread it ends up feeling like an extra's list for Page 3 models >:P
@pyrogram: You see this is the perfect thread for theacidskull, but I want to exhaust all my options before bringing him in. Until then I'm going to cram as many funny breast references into this thread it ends up feeling like an extra's list for Page 3 models >:P
Page3 are damn good with the top heavy stuff, they beat playboy
Welcome to Comicvine, where those who jack off to sexual horror films @theacidskull, breast-feeding mums@nerx and hot chicks licking each-others eyes@pyrogram are not only accepted, but treated as heroes!!!!!
Yes there isn't anything much better than a group of monsters with a huge phallus performing a bukkake on an 18 year old girl or Boy for that matter >:P
I think we need some real information in here in terms of breastfeeding.
The notion of men breastfeeding is bizarre at first ... but doctors say it's entirely possible. Men possess the two most vital components for lactating -- mammary glands and pituitary glands. When those mammary glands are stimulated (by a baby's sucking), they can actually produce milk.
We swear, we're not making this up.
In 2002, a Sri Lankan man named B. Wijeratne lost his wife and was left to care for their 18-month-old daughter. When the child refused powdered milk, Wijeratne tried something different. "Unable to see her cry, I offered my breast," Wijeratne told a Sri Lankan newspaper. "That's when I discovered I could breastfeed."
David Livingstone, the traveler and explorer, notes an instance in Scotland of the male breast yielding milk. In this particular circumstance (way back in 1858), a man's wife had been put to death, and in his extreme desperation, the man put his son to his breast. To his surprise, the man found that his breast produced the needed milk.
In the Aka Pygmy society, a community of approximately 20,000 people who live in Central Africa, fathers commonly suckle their babies.
Even the Bible mentions male nursing. Numbers 11:12 says: "Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?"
In a British survey, nearly one in four (or 24.5 percent of men) in England and Wales said that they would breastfeed exclusively for the first six months, provided that they were physically able to do so.
OB/GYN Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz says, "While it may be theoretically possible for a male to lactate, it is the rare instance where this could actually happen -- and rarer still that it might occur spontaneously in a man NOT on a prolactin-increasing drug (for example, Reglan -- a common acid reflux medicine -- does this, and is used to increase falling milk supplies in nursing moms), or in a man with a pituitary prolactin-secreting tumor," she says.
"I have heard of adoptive moms breast-pumping relentlessly in order to produce milk and I guess a dad could do this too, but I am not sure that either scenario could reliably result in enough milk production to be the sole nutritional source for a newborn," the doctor explains. "Best leave this to good old mom, or invite Salma Hayek over for dinner!"
"God bless that Indonesian dad, though," Dr. Gilberg-Lenz concludes. "Men and women DO share the instinct to protect their children at any cost."
I think we need some real information in here in terms of breastfeeding.
The notion of men breastfeeding is bizarre at first ... but doctors say it's entirely possible. Men possess the two most vital components for lactating -- mammary glands and pituitary glands. When those mammary glands are stimulated (by a baby's sucking), they can actually produce milk.
We swear, we're not making this up.
In 2002, a Sri Lankan man named B. Wijeratne lost his wife and was left to care for their 18-month-old daughter. When the child refused powdered milk, Wijeratne tried something different. "Unable to see her cry, I offered my breast," Wijeratne told a Sri Lankan newspaper. "That's when I discovered I could breastfeed."
David Livingstone, the traveler and explorer, notes an instance in Scotland of the male breast yielding milk. In this particular circumstance (way back in 1858), a man's wife had been put to death, and in his extreme desperation, the man put his son to his breast. To his surprise, the man found that his breast produced the needed milk.
In the Aka Pygmy society, a community of approximately 20,000 people who live in Central Africa, fathers commonly suckle their babies.
Even the Bible mentions male nursing. Numbers 11:12 says: "Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?"
In a British survey, nearly one in four (or 24.5 percent of men) in England and Wales said that they would breastfeed exclusively for the first six months, provided that they were physically able to do so.
OB/GYN Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz says, "While it may be theoretically possible for a male to lactate, it is the rare instance where this could actually happen -- and rarer still that it might occur spontaneously in a man NOT on a prolactin-increasing drug (for example, Reglan -- a common acid reflux medicine -- does this, and is used to increase falling milk supplies in nursing moms), or in a man with a pituitary prolactin-secreting tumor," she says.
"I have heard of adoptive moms breast-pumping relentlessly in order to produce milk and I guess a dad could do this too, but I am not sure that either scenario could reliably result in enough milk production to be the sole nutritional source for a newborn," the doctor explains. "Best leave this to good old mom, or invite Salma Hayek over for dinner!"
"God bless that Indonesian dad, though," Dr. Gilberg-Lenz concludes. "Men and women DO share the instinct to protect their children at any cost."
Formula helped curb infant mortality rates but there is no arguing, breastmilk is best for baby. As for humans breastfeeding animals, I believe you. Especially you.
I will leave your statement about gifts and gods and peoples alone, however....I am going to regret this, I am sure...the nutritious placenta meat is no longer a viable concern in modern human society. In the animal world, the iron derived from it (due to maternal blood loss) and also, the danger of predators being alerted to the scent of birth (which the placenta is just bursting with) would be a motivator in the placenta being eaten.
In humans it has been determined there is no nutritional value - outside of a very minimal amount which can be remedied through other nutritional supplements (iron, etc) or just plain regular diet enjoyed by most humans today in the western world. Claims about it alleviating postpartum depression can't be properly studied as the placenta is eaten well before a proper diagnosis can be made and also, there is a placebo effect since the ingestion of the placenta in itself indicates the belief without evidence that it is beneficial, therefor skewering the results of any proper study.
But yes, I know -- it has been eaten by humans. It is not illegal for it to be. o-o
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