Bump.
On Topic: I'm terrible with stories and I don't know this user. But I'll give it a shot though.
Was born 3000 years ago from a dying race of genetically enhanced super intelligent aliens. This race of aliens had the ultimate goal to create the greatest most incredibly intelligent debater in all of the Cosmos. The most intelligent of these sacrificed their lives to arranged marriages and breaded, getting closer and closer to their ultimate goal. As their race constantly decreased in population and increased in intelligence.
After billions of years finally the last two living of this race achieved their ultimate goal and birthed Rouflex! When he was born it was immediately apparent to his parents that he was more intelligent than they could have dreamed. They the parents of this remarkable child sent him away to the nearest habitable planet(earth) knowing that it was the only way to keep such incredible intelligence alive.
The humans that adopted him immediately realized that he was abnormal. So they used him and he slowly developed the world. inventing new things around the planet. Making breakthroughs in technology that no one else could. He however wishing to keep is identity a secrete made sure that the world believed that multiple different individuals where responsible for these breakthroughs.
The most important thing to him however was developing the world towards modern debating. He destroyed all those who challenged him to a debate. He decimated politicians and world leaders for all of the three thousand years that he has been here.
Finally once this site was created he gravitated to here where he has dominated all those who would dare to challenge his debating skills. And truly he became the one and only Rouflex! The King of all intelligent arguments!
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