Explain Consevatism, Liberalism, Liberterianism, Radicalism, and Socialism

Please explain the differences between these 5

Simple explaining please.

Am I supposed to know what radicalism is??

Y'know there's something called Google, right?

Google

No.

By the way people see them right now its:

• Conservative: Be afraid of everything!
• Liberal: Lets try everything.
• Libertarian: The government is evil!
• Radical: EXTREME.
• Socialist: Something for everyone... but a little bit more for me.

Their spelling? (someone had to do it)

Libertarianism is the best one. Also, couldn't you google the answer?