#1 Posted by jeffreyv2512 (210 posts) - - Show Bio

I was watching Return Of The Jedi and realized those little bastards were ready to eat Han and Luke.

#2 Posted by Billy Batson (58209 posts) - - Show Bio

BB

#3 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

Has no one ever brought this point up before? Yea the little fur balls were all about eating them until Luke freaked them out with the flying 3po thing

#4 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

That's actually horrifying when you think about it. Picture a hungry Ewok loose in an elementary school.

#5 Posted by Sissel (2037 posts) - - Show Bio

Ewok looks creepy as hell anyways.

#6 Posted by cattlebattle (13042 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (34016 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
@cattlebattle said:
lol
#9 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14428 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheGoldenOne said:

@cattlebattle said:
lol

thats actually quite disturbing.

#10 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

This does make me wonder what happened to the captured storm troopers after the battle

#11 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

That explains why there were no Storm Trooper bodies after the battle of Endor...

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

#13 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

That would make a lot of sense, because all of that synthetic skin and crap would taste horrible... They'd have to burn most of his armor + outer layers off before he'd be considered edible...
#15 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

#16 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

...Or into an adventure story for cannibals.
#17 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

#18 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

The Ewoks could the cannibal viewer's inspiration for eating people.
#19 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dracade102: I suppose it's possible

#20 Posted by Shadow_Thief (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Why do you think the trilogy ended there? What do you think happened after the big celebration, when all the rebels passed out? The only reason they didn't include that part in the film was because Warwick Davis is deathly allergic to fava beans.

#21 Posted by King Saturn (224502 posts) - - Show Bio
those are some freaky bastards... lol
#22 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9190 posts) - - Show Bio
@King Saturn said:
those are some freaky bastards... lol
Indeed.
#23 Posted by _Cain_ (23670 posts) - - Show Bio

YIKES!

#24 Posted by whacknasty (5628 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol... I always thought they were cute until now...

Sort of like how I thought raccoons were adorable,,,until I saw their teeth...

#25 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by joshmightbe (24967 posts) - - Show Bio

@whacknasty: I stopped thinking raccoons were cute after I saw a particularly big one kill a dog

#27 Posted by Sissel (2037 posts) - - Show Bio

@cyberninja said:

That's what I think when I saw PSA.

#28 Posted by jeffreyv2512 (210 posts) - - Show Bio

You ever notice at the end of Jedi there are Storm Trooper helmets around the Ewok village, but where are the hell are the bodies?