Ewoks eat people

#1 Posted by jeffreyv2512 (32 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

I was watching Return Of The Jedi and realized those little bastards were ready to eat Han and Luke.

#2 Posted by Billy Batson (54359 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

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#3 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Has no one ever brought this point up before? Yea the little fur balls were all about eating them until Luke freaked them out with the flying 3po thing

#4 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27557 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

That's actually horrifying when you think about it. Picture a hungry Ewok loose in an elementary school.

#5 Posted by Sissel (1966 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Ewok looks creepy as hell anyways.

#6 Posted by cattlebattle (11099 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15774 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
#8 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38599 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@cattlebattle said:
lol
#9 Posted by EdwardWindsor (13189 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@TheGoldenOne said:

@cattlebattle said:
lol

thats actually quite disturbing.

#10 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

This does make me wonder what happened to the captured storm troopers after the battle

#11 Posted by Dracade102 (8175 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

That explains why there were no Storm Trooper bodies after the battle of Endor...

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

#13 Posted by cyberninja (10376 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
#14 Posted by Dracade102 (8175 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

That would make a lot of sense, because all of that synthetic skin and crap would taste horrible... They'd have to burn most of his armor + outer layers off before he'd be considered edible...
#15 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

#16 Posted by Dracade102 (8175 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

...Or into an adventure story for cannibals.
#17 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

#18 Posted by Dracade102 (8175 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

The Ewoks could the cannibal viewer's inspiration for eating people.
#19 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@Dracade102: I suppose it's possible

#20 Posted by Shadow_Thief (2491 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Why do you think the trilogy ended there? What do you think happened after the big celebration, when all the rebels passed out? The only reason they didn't include that part in the film was because Warwick Davis is deathly allergic to fava beans.

#21 Posted by King Saturn (211250 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
those are some freaky bastards... lol
#22 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
@King Saturn said:
those are some freaky bastards... lol
Indeed.
#23 Posted by shadowknight666 (20802 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

YIKES!

#24 Posted by whacknasty (5509 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Lol... I always thought they were cute until now...

Sort of like how I thought raccoons were adorable,,,until I saw their teeth...

#25 Posted by cyberninja (10376 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio
#26 Posted by joshmightbe (19511 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@whacknasty: I stopped thinking raccoons were cute after I saw a particularly big one kill a dog

#27 Posted by Sissel (1966 posts) - 1 year, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@cyberninja said:

That's what I think when I saw PSA.

#28 Posted by jeffreyv2512 (32 posts) - 1 year, 7 months ago - Show Bio

You ever notice at the end of Jedi there are Storm Trooper helmets around the Ewok village, but where are the hell are the bodies?
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