I was watching Return Of The Jedi and realized those little bastards were ready to eat Han and Luke.
That would make a lot of sense, because all of that synthetic skin and crap would taste horrible... They'd have to burn most of his armor + outer layers off before he'd be considered edible...
does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him
Why do you think the trilogy ended there? What do you think happened after the big celebration, when all the rebels passed out? The only reason they didn't include that part in the film was because Warwick Davis is deathly allergic to fava beans.