#1 Posted by russellmania77 (15436 posts) - - Show Bio

"ooh i gotta let one out *fart sound & splat sound*... oh no".

are you scared to say yes? i bet you are, i also bet a few of you are gonna write a paragraph on how dumb this question is and why i wanna know the answer lol. begin

#2 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Only as a baby.

You must be really bored :P

#3 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone who denies it is a liar.

#4 Edited by judasnixon (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

On myself no......... I pay other people to do that for me.

:)

#5 Posted by BumpyBoo (9381 posts) - - Show Bio

On myself no......... I pay other people to do that for me.

:)

Hehehe! XD

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#6 Posted by MonsterStomp (18105 posts) - - Show Bio

Yea. When I was 6. My little brother at the time (4) farted and he started crying then I was like "I'll fart" then I shat a little bit, showed my dad and he yelled at me and told me to clean it.

#7 Edited by Pyrogram (38537 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm done, I quit the vine. These threads...these threads...

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#8 Edited by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

Anyone who denies it is a liar.

#9 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (22329 posts) - - Show Bio

#10 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

I'm done, I quit the vine. These threads...these threads...

Bye bye :P

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#12 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio

I laughed so hard once a bit of wee came out,a wee bit minds you.

@pyrogram said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Annnddd I am back.

oh did you enjoy your time way? did you miss us?

#14 Edited by russellmania77 (15436 posts) - - Show Bio

oh i forgot women cant shart cuz they dont even fart

#15 Edited by Pyrogram (38537 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: I been here long enough, you should have seen some of my old threads ;)

@mrdecepticonleader: No, I heard you cried though?

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#16 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@awesam: I been here long enough, you should have seen some of my old threads ;)

@mrdecepticonleader: No, I heard you cried though?

Yeah cried because you decided to come back :P

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#18 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio

oh i forgot women cant shart cuz they dont even fart

lol

#19 Edited by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

What even...I can't even...I have lost the ability to even...

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#21 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@mrdecepticonleader: I thought we were buddies :'(

What? I never said any of that :<_< some one must have hacked my account <_< yeah....hacked it thats right >_>........... <_<

:P

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#23 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18074 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by MonsterStomp (18105 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: Pfff.. *Looks both ways and jumps out the window*

#25 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (11122 posts) - - Show Bio

HAHAhaha *Move Eyes Nervously* of course not

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#26 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh my god.

But twice, yes. Most recently three-four months ago at work. I had gas then-"WOAH JOHNNY I NEED YOU TO WATCH THE GRILL FOR A SECOND!!!!!"

#27 Posted by YoungJustice (6846 posts) - - Show Bio

When I had the stomach flu. yeah, alot.

#28 Posted by joewell (6373 posts) - - Show Bio

Once, I was walking on the sidewalk with my buddies to go get some pizza we were talking and.....it happend

#29 Posted by russellmania77 (15436 posts) - - Show Bio

wow, i thank you all for your honesty, my turn,

when i was sick i had to throw up bad and when i stuck my head in the toilet, my as- must of been jealous cuz... well you do the math

#30 Posted by Vortex13 (12250 posts) - - Show Bio

No I have never sharted in memory. Because I never try to force a fart I hold it in until it is ready to go out naturally. I did once Snat though (Sneeze and well...), thank Osiris I was at home. I had been feeling ill and then I sneezed went to the bathroom immediately after and I was lucky, it wasn't that messy. And that's as far into it as I'm going lol.

#31 Posted by ARMIV2 (8546 posts) - - Show Bio

...Well if you must know...

#32 Posted by russellmania77 (15436 posts) - - Show Bio

fart

#33 Edited by nerdork (4038 posts) - - Show Bio

Never on myself...of course.

#34 Posted by Illuminatus (9509 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerdork said:

Never on myself...of course. Always on other people.

You sick bastard.

#35 Posted by nerdork (4038 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerdork said:

Never on myself...of course. Always on other people.

You sick bastard.

Lol, thank you for adding my implied comment. :P