Eating Grits Means You're Gay!

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http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/study-links-homosexuality-to-eating-grits/

A new study links eating grits to homosexuality.

i guess it's a good thing I don't eat grits.

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Whew I was always an Oatmeal type of guy

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#3  Edited By TheNaughtyTitan

But... but.... I ate grits once....

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#4  Edited By BeaconofStrength

Everything makes sense now.

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Crap I just found out I must be gay...... I hope penis taste as good as blackened catfish and grits.....

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@judasnixon: @beaconofstrength: @thenaughtytitan: @kgb725: @glemerald924:

The same website has articles such as

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  • Kanye West Launches Personal Time Capsule Into Space As ‘Gift To Aliens’

It's safe to say that this article is fake.

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#7  Edited By judasnixon
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#8  Edited By BeaconofStrength
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Crap I just found out I must be gay...... I hope penis taste as good as blackened catfish and grits.....

I lol'd.

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@glemerald924: I'm sure they do.

I was going to tell you how offended I am by your statement until I went back over the articles you listed. Now I see why. Minus the Santa Clause article, all of those articles seem to be possible. In this crazy world we live in I could see Igloo Areola opening up a chicken shack.

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I don't even know what grits are :)

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I don't even know what grits are :)

And you are from Kansas :p

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@laflux said:
@saintwildcard said:

I don't even know what grits are :)

And you are from Kansas :p

I'm also Mexican, I don't eat what you honkies eat

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Bull... I've never eaten grits in my life and I'm as gay as they get.

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#20  Edited By laflux

@laflux said:
@saintwildcard said:

I don't even know what grits are :)

And you are from Kansas :p

I'm also Mexican, I don't eat what you honkies eat

I'm from the United Kingdom, I don't eat what you ese's eat :p

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#21  Edited By lettsplay10

lol

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I love grits but ive never made love to a man.

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I never ate grits, so I'm good.

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@mysticmedivh: :-)

Did you read these articles?

Are they as funny as their titles?

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Go f*** yourself.

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#26  Edited By Rubear

British scientists. (c)
Alas this part is really funny.

"“That DNA damage is passed onto the child and researchers believe it is responsible for the later development of homosexuality. Gay people like to say that they are born that way, and they are right,” he explains. "The DNA damage that causes homosexuality happens much earlier, even before conception."

Good link, he-he-he-he.

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I only tolerated grits, even with cheese. I didn't much like oat meal, either; but I got fed this stuff nearly every morning by my Christian family. I know some people who may give due consideration to the word homophobia who love grits. African Americans generally eat grits for breakfast, from my experience with living as African American.

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What kind of grits are we talking about?

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#29  Edited By joshmightbe

I don't even know what grits are :)

Its basically s**tty oatmeal.

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I love grits but ive never made love to a man.

You love grits, but you still eat them wrong..... Can't believe you poor sugar on them you heathen.....

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My (non existent) girlfriend has always fed me grits. She is so funny!!

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I read it as "Eating girls mean you're gay".

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Bull... I've never eaten grits in my life and I'm as gay as they get.

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...But I'm gay and I hate grits.

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@judasnixon: shut the f!ck up you damn northeren union yank! Only true southerns put sugar on their grits. Butter and sugar are the only things that should be put in grits.

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Think im going to forward this to certain family members who always whined about me not liking it.

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#39  Edited By judasnixon

@those_eyes said:

@judasnixon: shut the f!ck up you damn northeren union yank! Only true southerns put sugar on their grits. Butter and sugar are the only things that should be put in grits.

I'm pretty sure I live a little more south than you........

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Well, if thats the case, then nearly everyone who lives in the South are still in the closet, including me.. I eat grits every damn morning.

@judasnixon: shut the f!ck up you damn northeren union yank! Only true southerns put sugar on their grits. Butter and sugar are the only things that should be put in grits.

Cheese grits, man!

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Well, if thats the case, then nearly everyone who lives in the South are still in the closet, including me.. I eat grits every damn morning.

@those_eyes said:

@judasnixon: shut the f!ck up you damn northeren union yank! Only true southerns put sugar on their grits. Butter and sugar are the only things that should be put in grits.

Cheese grits, man!

Ewww!

Cheese in grits should be punishable by law.

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Good thing that is a fake article because I love grits.

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@laflux said:
@saintwildcard said:

I don't even know what grits are :)

And you are from Kansas :p

I'm also Mexican, I don't eat what you honkies eat

The only thing mexico is good for is spanish food

I kid I kid

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I think I like grits and dick pretty equally so it works out.

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@biteme_fanboy said:

Well, if thats the case, then nearly everyone who lives in the South are still in the closet, including me.. I eat grits every damn morning.

@those_eyes said:

@judasnixon: shut the f!ck up you damn northeren union yank! Only true southerns put sugar on their grits. Butter and sugar are the only things that should be put in grits.

Cheese grits, man!

Ewww!

Cheese in grits should be punishable by law.

That we can agree on......

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#46  Edited By MadeinBangladesh

WTF is grits

~MiB

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