@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: I gave you like three solid puns and that's your response? I'm cutting you off.
- StMichalofWilson - God-like powers
- Samimista - Racoon Powers and ability to make cupcakes
- Yourneighborhoodcomicgeek - Super Soldier abilities and Spartan Armor
- Dragonborn_CT - Powers of the Dovahkiin and Sword mastery
- mrdecepticonleader - Transforming powers and weapons master
- deadpoolrules - Regenerative powers and wicked sense of humor
- MrDirector76 - Transforming powers
- PowerHerc - Herculean strength and dashing good looks
ComicGeek - The Brains Leader (Iron Man)
Dragonborn CT - The Bada$$ (Wolverine, Thor)
MrDecepticon - The Battlefield Expert (Captain America)
Iykopis - The Awesome Female (Star Fire (DCAU), Squirrel Girl)
PoerHerc - The Muscle (Hercules, The Hulk)
Xanni15 - The Outsider (Rorschach, Wolverine)
Pyrogram - (Superman, Thor)
Raiiyn - The Leading Female (Wonder Woman)
Deadpoolrules - The Jokester (Flash, Beast Boy)
Myself: power of the thu'um, stealth and assassination techiniques, Volkihar vampire powers, inability to open doors.
Samimista: racoon powers, cake manipulation and stealth
deadpoolrules: healing factor, swordsmanship and fourth wall awareness
lykopis: Ninjutsu, expert with sai
JediXMan: Geass of absolute obedience
Pyrogram: Capable of holding Mjolnir
TheAcidSkull: Gamma powers
DarkKnightDetective: He is Batman!!!
Lunact_and_the_Manic: Devil Arms and Devil Trigger
mrdecepticonleader: arm-mounted fusion cannon
Vortex13: Grandmaster archer
StMichelofWilson: supreme planning and thinking
judanixon: wields a war axe and leads his own Ironborn ship
You can't insult me...but you can take a stab at it.