Do You Poop Sitting Or Standing?

Sitting, also how can people do this standing?

Flying

I mean sitting

I do it hanging upside down

What?!

Poop is an excrement that exits your anus when you relax you relax your buttocks when sitting on an open lavatory seat.

So it seems as though I've made a slight yet fundamental error. In the surveys I was studying before, the actual question was whether you wiped while sitting or standing rather than whether you pooped while sitting or standing. Please answer this survey in accordance with wiping and not pooping.

Defecating is for lesser mortals.

I squat.

Squatting counts as standing.

I poop, but I don't wipe.

#ripe

I..Cannot...Stop...Laughing..

I don't really sit on the toilet seat because it is normally "cold". I hover over it hoping my sh** doesn't hit part of the seat.

The only reason I would squat, was If I was in a unkempt public bathroom, And that is for both number two and the clean up afterwards.

Though I have once or twice when using a public bathroom to urinate, Dropped my pants to my ankles just to freak people out, And watch them try to pretend like they do not think what I am doing is unusual.

So it seems as though I've made a slight yet fundamental error. In the surveys I was studying before, the actual question was whether you wiped while sitting or standing rather than whether you pooped while sitting or standing. Please answer this survey in accordance with wiping and not pooping.

I...Cannot...Stop...Laughing...

Wipe?

Both to be safe

@undefined: I stand up when I shit I don't really give a fuck what I hit, I'm just dropping a duce right out my caboose, why's everyone else sitting there while they toot?

I go with an aerial dump.

I squat in public restrooms, levitating my ass cheeks 2cm above the toilet seat.

@ghostvortex: I feel like this poll may have ended up not being a success, at the moment I've got here that 41% of people don't even poop which I think could be inaccurate.

I shit upside down.

How do you confuse wiping for pooping? Seriously.

@tifalockhart:

Why in the world is the OP interested in this?

Standing in public toilets.

I do the poo-poo sitting down. And in relation to the other comments above, I don't poo-poo in public bathrooms... ever, I just can't do it man. I just can't. I really don't know how you guys do it but props to ya'll.

I poop planking.

I try to avoid the activity whenever I can since I'm trying to gain weight but when I really have to I sit so I can squeeze some meditation time in.

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Sitting then

I usually do standing cos I feel like the bowl is dirty.

In our office, I sit cos you can place toilet papers around the edges of the bowl for you to sit on

The answer is... running.

I shat squatting, for weeks, about a year ago. Then I quit. It didn`t feel useful.

?

You sure man?

Doesn't look like a stand to me.

I sprint towards it then do a cartwheel, pooping in mid-spin.

I have a big bathroom.

@rogueshadow: Whoa

@gamejutsu: A controversial decision no doubt but standing is "To rise to an upright position on the feet." and I feel as if squatting is more easily classified under this title rather than sitting.

Ah, glad to see CV users asking the tough questions of our generation.