Do you have children or want children? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by ShadowKing (751 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I'm just curious as to who is a father or mother on here. Nothing weird.

#2 Posted by Strider92 (11880 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Well i'm only 20 so thinking about children is probably waaaaay to early for me but I guess someday yeah I would.

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#3 Posted by Kovak (748 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No, considering having kids in the future though.

#4 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):

#5 Posted by redbird3rdboywonder (3322 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Not right now but I want kids someday. Already have names picked out too

#6 Posted by Dreadmaster (16775 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Some day, for sure.

#7 Posted by ssejllenrad (11828 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I haven't got any yet. But I want them as soon as I'm settled.

#8 Posted by JediXMan (23368 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

One day, not now.

#9 Posted by Brazen_Intellect (1093 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No and maybe

#10 Posted by KnightRise (3960 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

My friend forced me into a marriage contract, over an order of french fries. If I'm not in a committed relationship by the time I'm 24 (and graduated from college) I have to marry her and have a child. She demands thats its a boy, and a perfect biracial clone of me: complete with light brown skin but blue eyes...So I have five years of bachelorhood before I have to jump into parenthood (by law of french fries).

#11 Posted by Mercy_ (85088 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No and eh.

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#12 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (3549 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No & maybe no.

#13 Posted by Gambit1024 (9889 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No and hell no. I hate little kids.

#14 Posted by Fiery (145 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Once I finish with school, get a very good job, a nice house, and able to support them then yes of course. I actually already have names picked out lol.

#15 Posted by CozyDaPrynce (8473 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I got kids, they just ain't mine, and no, I am not a rapist, I'm an uncle.

#16 Posted by White Mage (18717 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I haven't had my period in 20 years..........................I'm still too scared to take a pregnancy test :(

#17 Posted by slacker the hacker (7656 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

When I'm older I'm only a teenager

#18 Posted by slacker the hacker (7656 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@PlasticBag said:

I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):

I really hope that's a joke.

#19 Posted by White Mage (18717 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@slacker the hacker said:

@PlasticBag said:
I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):
I really hope that's a joke.

I suspect it isn't

#20 Posted by longbowhunter (3734 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I've got an 11 year old son. Had him very young.

#21 Posted by slacker the hacker (7656 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@White Mage said:

@slacker the hacker said:
@PlasticBag said:
I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):
I really hope that's a joke.
I suspect it isn't

Kids these days. And think I'm as old him.

#22 Posted by Matchstick (561 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I've got two of them. A boy named after one of the Boondock Saints and a middle name derived from Batman, and a little girl named after one of the Gilmore girls (which is apparently the wife getting even for naming our son after a Boondock Saint)

#23 Posted by White Mage (18717 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@Matchstick said:

I've got two of them. A boy named after one of the Boondock Saints and a middle name derived from Batman, and a little girl named after one of the Gilmore girls (which is apparently the wife getting even for naming our son after a Boondock Saint)

lol I like the name inspirations

@slacker the hacker said:

@White Mage said:
@slacker the hacker said:
@PlasticBag said:
I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):
I really hope that's a joke.
I suspect it isn't
Kids these days. And think I'm as old him.

Can't do much but wish people luck and send good vibes their way/pray for their wisdom

#24 Posted by _Decibel_ (761 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No.

God, no.

#25 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No and no. I would probably make a terrible parent.

#26 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (11243 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Nope and not any time soon.In the future maybe.

#27 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I am not interested in having kids at this point in my life. Maybe one day, but as of now wrapping it before tapping it is my motto.

#28 Posted by tg1982 (2370 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

No kids that I know of. And someday but not now.

#29 Posted by The Stegman (13722 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I don't have any, sometimes I want them, sometimes I don't, when I see a well behaved, respectful child in stores, that parents can be proud of, I find myself saying "Huh, maybe I do want one." However, when I see a loud, obnoxious, screaming, often times, sticky child, then I'm like, "hellz no."

#30 Posted by TDK_1997 (10082 posts) - 7 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I'm too young for children but maybe someday when I have found the right girl I will have a kid.

#31 Posted by StMichalofWilson (2505 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

I would like to be a father someday.

#32 Posted by tomlikesfries (3227 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Neither.

#33 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@White Mage said:

@Matchstick said:
I've got two of them. A boy named after one of the Boondock Saints and a middle name derived from Batman, and a little girl named after one of the Gilmore girls (which is apparently the wife getting even for naming our son after a Boondock Saint)
lol I like the name inspirations
@slacker the hacker said:
@White Mage said:
@slacker the hacker said:
@PlasticBag said:
I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):
I really hope that's a joke.
I suspect it isn't
Kids these days. And think I'm as old him.
Can't do much but wish people luck and send good vibes their way/pray for their wisdom

Hah I'm joking! While I am 15 I do not have any children or a girlfriend.... forever alone? Just said that because a kid I go to school with posted something similar a while back on Facebook and now there is a pregnant girl walking around our school!

#34 Posted by PowerHerc (52500 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

I have four.

#35 Edited by sesquipedalophobe (4472 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

It's honestly too late for me to have children. I'm thirty. By the time they're in junior high, I'll already have another family in Wisconsin. It's a vicious cycle.

#36 Posted by Agent9149 (2848 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

I want 5.

#37 Posted by slacker the hacker (7656 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@PlasticBag said:

@White Mage said:
@Matchstick said:
I've got two of them. A boy named after one of the Boondock Saints and a middle name derived from Batman, and a little girl named after one of the Gilmore girls (which is apparently the wife getting even for naming our son after a Boondock Saint)
lol I like the name inspirations
@slacker the hacker said:
@White Mage said:
@slacker the hacker said:
@PlasticBag said:
I'm 15 and I got my girlfriend pregnant so I have to be one ):
I really hope that's a joke.
I suspect it isn't
Kids these days. And think I'm as old him.
Can't do much but wish people luck and send good vibes their way/pray for their wisdom
Hah I'm joking! While I am 15 I do not have any children or a girlfriend.... forever alone? Just said that because a kid I go to school with posted something similar a while back on Facebook and now there is a pregnant girl walking around our school!

Thank God. Well at least I know I'm not the only 15 year old alone,

#38 Posted by Pwok21 (1966 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

No and Yes.

In that order.

I'm still young and know that I want a family when I'm older, just not any time within the next ten years or so.

#39 Posted by minigunman123 (3115 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@sesquipedalophobe said:

It's honestly too late for me to have children. I'm thirty. By the time they're in junior high, I'll already have another family in Wisconsin. It's a vicious cycle.

I was born to a 40 year old mother and like, 36 year old father. They got married when they were later twenties-early thirties, started popping out kids, I was the last one to come.

It's never too late!

That said, I don't think I want children, but I'm 16, I know next to nothing of this type of thing.

#40 Posted by Razero (335 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

No and never. It doesn't appeal to me at all.

#41 Posted by Bruxae (3185 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

No, but I will probably want some in a couple of years once my life settles, I didnt use too but as a I get older I see the appeal.

#42 Posted by satyrgod (2115 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

No. And no.

(Consenting adults only, I do not want children)

#43 Posted by Chronus (995 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

I do not have any children. I do want children.

#44 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 7 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Not right now.

The plan is marriage - maybe as soon as next year - and then children a couple years after that. Ideally, I want 2 kids (first a son, then a daughter), but my gf wants more, and my mom wants more grandchildren, given that I'm the only child, lol. We'll see how everything goes though ...