do you have a step dad?

I have no paternal figure of any type.

Nope.

No

Yeah, on my Dad's side....

*puts on a moustache and deep voice* I hope you're eating well, young lady! Also I am very proud of you <3

@bumpyboo: wohooohooo

@sithlantern93: Hehe, I am a good father :P

Haha, same here! Getting b%tches is in our blood!

I had my Dad.

@bumpyboo: Squeeee *eats her brussel sprouts*

@joygirl: *increases your allowance* ^_^

@bumpyboo: *comes back home before curfew*

>^.^<

@joygirl: *takes you shopping as reward for honesty* :D

@bumpyboo: *gives a Father's Day present, something that is awesome and not a tie* c:

@joygirl: *whispers* Don't tell anyone, but you're my favourite and feature most heavily in my will* O_O

@bumpyboo: :O *drafts up plans to have you killed, but scraps them because she loves her daddy too much*

@joygirl: Awww I am so touched sweetie. You obviously love me more than your mother does XD *dodges bullet, writes wife out of will*

@bumpyboo: She is a crabbypants anyway, she keeps shooting at my boyfriends.

@joygirl: It's not just me she's trying to kill then? Hmm, that is weirdly comforting :/

I say we leave those lesser siblings with her and go on an epic single parent adventure ^_^

@bumpyboo: Agreed. :O We can find the Tomb of the Lost Snickerdoodles.

@joygirl: Hell yeah! If that is what you want, then that is what we will do ^__^

@bumpyboo: *squees, skips alongside*