I swear shamelessly honest people are my favorite people. I can't help but like this guy.
Did you ever poop your pants?
My buddy at work has a horrible yet funny, yet horrible pooping when not meaning to poop story. His brother went to fart in his dogs face after he got out of the shower, because his dog supposedly farted in his face. Supposedly it was a revenge fart, not sure if that part of the story was true. Or if the guy is just a weirdo that likes to fart in his dogs face, but he pooped in his dogs face instead. Then he had to wash his poor dog in the yard, to clean his poop of his dogs face.
When I was like 10 or so, I was playing outside shooting hoop and I got a terrible stomach ach and sort ending up sh!tting myself. Was sick for like 3 days.
That was the last time, I believe.
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