This is it Viners. Your chance to ask me anything! Need advice? Want to know something deep and personal about me?
This is the place to do it.
Ask away, I'm all ears.
"Dear Jake:1)Ahem, Is your name really Jake Fury? 2)Who would win in a fight, you or your neighbour? 3)If you and Justin Bieber ever adopted a kid, what would you name him/her? 4)On a scale of 1-13, 13 being the most, how badly would you want to feel kick a kangaroo in its pouch? 5)Lastly, who do you think would win if Justin Bieber's hair fought Donald Trump's hair, and how?Sincerely,Daydream.P.S. Do you know how to insert a tampon?"
1- My name is Jeremy, not Jake Fury.
2- I would stomp her. she's in her 60s.
3- Beatrice and she'd take Justin's last name.
4- I'd give it a 9 on your scale.
5- I'd give donald's hair the edge in experience and cunning but Justin's has youth and stamina on it's side. Gotta go with youth and experience.
PS Question: No and I don't need to know.
" @Jake Fury said:" @spider-pig23 said:Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "" @Jake Fury:No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?"
" @spider-pig23 said:I don't think so..." @Jake Fury said:I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research. "" @spider-pig23 said:Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "" @Jake Fury:No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?"
" @spider-pig23 said:Yes. He is the shepherd and we are the sheeples. WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY!" @TheGoldenOne said:That is why everyone is doing this? "" Why is everyone doing this? "Because Jake is the Man. "
"if we were to confront grey aliens what would be the best way to fight and defeat them? "
I'd try the water trick from Signs first.
Waldo is in hiding after his recent sex change. I believe heis going by Walda now.
" @Jake Fury:What flavor?"
"Why do midgets hit me with fish? "
"Jake Fury vs. Jake the Snake w/ equipment. Go. "
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