Since the "how to pick up chicks" threads seem to be clogging up the off topic forums, I decided it's time for an official advice thread where any user can school you on how to talk to guys/girls, trap them in relationships and pretty much everything there is to know.
Tell us your romantic troubles, we're here to help.
What we offer:
- A keen eye on the less-than-obvious rules of attraction.
- Metaphors and similes for curbstomping loneliness: e.g. You're like a forbidden apple in a forgotten grove.
- Rules of engagement.
- Destroying the competition.
- Quick assessments of any given situation.
- Wining and dining on a fixed budget.
- Divorce attorney recommendations.