Dark Humor

I don't know if this has been done before, but I searched for it and nothing popped up. Post your favorite instances of dark/gallows humor in comics, movies, animation, etc! I should just say now that if anyone finds this kind of thing offensive they should probably just leave.

Miley Cyrus Career.

@thecheesestabber: Britney spears career.

Fatso

First portion of the video got me goin'.

@joyguy: The fact you're ripping of Joygirl/Bot

Zing! We're off to a good start here.

@dctv3363:

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Everything in Breaking Bad.

What the Joker did to Electrocutioner in Arkham Origins

You know what I'm talking about.

Lol. I should just say now that if anyone finds this kind of thing offensive they should probably just leave.

You know how I knew Princess Diana was dead?

I've always found the contrast in this scene hilarious:

This girl told me that she wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on Earth.

If I was the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

@thecheesestabber: um what? And I ripped of a username of someone on a forum I didn't know lol ok.

LOLZ

My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

He fell the room AND knocked down the chandelier! Just about everything the Joker does, really. Dark humor's his thing.

@joyguy: Not the first time It happened...Look at the geists o.o

New Miley Cyrus DVD: $10

Tube of Vaseline: $2

Box of Tissues: $4

The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless

HAH!

@thecheesestabber: yeah I know where your coming from but I honestly didn't copy joygirl I don't understand why people think I did but I'm going of topic. I was playing along with your miley cyrus joke btw I wasn't trying to copy you.

Gallery

Terminator Fan Logic holds a special place in my heart xD

@cgoodness:

Haha try this one:

- Go to a supermarket and get a box of condoms. When you pay for it, pull out 2-3 dollars, or enough to just barely not have enough to buy the condoms. Beg a little, and when the cashier refuses, excuse yourself, say you'll be right back, and then put the condoms away. Wait a little while, then go back to the same cashier with some saran wrap and rubber bands. Look him/her dead in the eye as you pay for it, give them a devilish, gleeful smile, and say 'I prefer the hard way anyways'. Then walk out.

@buttersdaman000: LOLZ

@thecheesestabber said:

Gallery

Terminator Fan Logic holds a special place in my heart xD

The candy bar and the bunny are my favorite ones. Where do they sell those Tim-Tam bars? I've always kind of wanted to know what it tastes like... the candy bar I mean... yeah.

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

What they mean when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas?

@jokergeist: I didn't really find that part too funny. I prefer this scene:

@dctv3363: That one is gold too :D

@jokergeist: I think we're bad people. :)

@dctv3363: @jokergeist: I didn't get the joke. :(

Well in the second scan he's comparing her to a book. I don't want to explain it too much because it's not funny if you do.

"What's the matter kid, don't you like Clowns?"

I have a feeling I'm going to love this thread...

@joyguy: hey man if you ever get a second account you should call it joygeist.

@allstarsuperman:

Lol, soon there will be the "invasion" of the Joys too. Joygirl, joyguy, joygeist, joyman, joywoman.

@supernategames: superjoygames joyskull joyspawn joyish_midget joyista

My girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old.

I don't get why, she'll be 14 in a couple of years anyway.

@cgoodness:

You have sex with a girl under 14 years old? PERVERT! Lol, Jk.

@supernategames: woah woah woaaaah!!!! I would never never NEVER have sex with a 14 year old!!!!.....

I stick with 12 year olds to avoid the chance of pregnancy

@cgoodness: lol

someone running a 100 mile dash to run and slash kim kardashian on the ass with a shard of glass from nick hogans car crash..........

I wonder what the mods are thinking seeing this thread lol

amazing! LOL i love it!

its not mine but eminem used that on the tim westwood show when promoting bad meets evil hell the sequel

Hey guys! What's funnier then a dead baby?

A dead bay in a clown suit. What's funnier then that?

Five dead babies in clown suits. What's funnier then that?

A whole dumpster full of dead babies in clown suits, and at the bottom is a live one that has to eat it's way out.

you guys want to hear a joke?

a muslim womans rights

what is the most disgusting thing to find on a 9 year old muslim girl?

her adult husband