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#1 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

Rules

  • General forum board rules still apply.
  • You must pick a character from any media, to games, movies, comic books, mangas, internet memes, and more, to represent. (Ex. Rapping as Batman)
  • After one "battle" post, the battler must wait for rival to respond.
  • Each "battle post" can only contain 10 lines.
  • 2 "battle" posts per user for each tournament round (4 "battle" posts per team).
  • If opponent team does not reply in 5 days, they are disqualified.
  • After all "battle" posts are used, 10 votes are needed for a team to win.
  • Team X will consist of A, C, and E. Team Y will consist of B, D, and F. Turns will go by A, B, C, D, E, F. Team X will be whoever goes first.
  • After submitting one "battle" post, you may NOT edit your verse unless it is a minor spelling correction. I will take a picture of each verse so there will be no cheating.

Teams

TEAM GODSTOMPERS

russellmania77 as Batman/MonsterStomp as Sam Fisher

TEAM DARK LORDS OF RAP

dccomicsrule2011 as Emperor Palpatine/god_spawn as Cyclops

MAY THE BEST LYRICISTS WIN!

NOTE : NEW RULES, INCLUDING USERS HAVING 2 RAP VERSES NOW (SAME FORMAT).

#2 Posted by Angryprune (732 posts) - - Show Bio

OH SNAP SON, THINGS ARE GETTING HEAVY!

#3 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: Let's destroy these two clowns! Long live the Empire!

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#4 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Hehe don't worry we are going to meet in the finals and we are going to clobber you and YNCG. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *coughs from all the laughing*

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#6 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Edited by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahaha this is gonna be a godstomp

#8 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

Please, I'm still baffled they got it this far... :P

#9 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahaha this is gonna be a godstomp

Please, I'm still baffled they got it this far... :P

In the words of Emperor Palpatine: "Your arrogance blinds you" :p

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#11 Posted by God_Spawn (37859 posts) - - Show Bio
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#12 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: Might as well. I'm going to have my battle post up shortly.

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#13 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll be back in a bit. Going to hit the gym.

#14 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Edited by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: @dccomicsrule2011: @monsterstomp:

ok enough wait. im going first

I'm the God damn Batman, what ya gotta say about that man?

ima slap yall with my back hand

the king of D.C.you cant see me.im in the dark hiding

oh you can sense my presence? im here for your sentence

kill your hopes like the phantom menace

you got lightning, well i got prep

just a few minutes and i become the best

might as well run you little pests

cyclops why you look so stressed? it cuz the way you dress?

tight ass clothes with the color red X,

looking like a copy of character judge dredd

#16 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

Ooh!!!! OH!!!! *Holds Batman back*

#17 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Tsk tsk tsk. Bats, you rap like a dying animal.

—The Joker

#18 Posted by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist:

i would be more worried about the rap battle that your about to lose joker

#19 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

I will always have the LAST LAUGH.

—The Joker

#20 Edited by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Teehee~!

#21 Edited by God_Spawn (37859 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: @russellmania77: Totally broke that 10 line rule. But whatever.

I'm Scott Summers, don't mean to be a bummer.

But Batman, I'll pick you out my teeth like a prius to a hummer.

My words are like a knife; here comes the pain.

They stab you in the chest like Damian Wayne

Get off the pedestal, you ain't no god.

I'll beat you like a crowbar does to Jason Todd.

Oh, but you're the Batman, you always gotta plan.

But to me you don't stack up, I'll X you out, Man

And to the other, Sam Fisher, the Splinter Cell?

You can just

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#22 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

I'll beat you like a crowbar does to Jason Todd.

Winner.

#23 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Edited by Juiceboks (8914 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks: Don't quote verses please. It spams the thread.

#26 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

@dccomicsrule2011: @god_spawn:

Aye yo!

I've been through hell, bought a one way ticket/

Trying to stick it to me? You ain't know me, lick it/

One, Two, Three and to the Four, one shot from me will leave you crippled on the floor/

Got that big ass target, right on your forehead/

I guess the second shot from me will leave you on the floor dead/

Crawling on your knees, begging for mercy please/

I'll kill you too, Emperor Palpatine/

In fact, no one knows you, what are you doing here?/

Didn't you get the memo? GODSTOMPERS are the fear/

Yo we clear?/

#27 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo I'm ready for compliments! :P

#28 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Here are your condiments.

#29 Posted by Juiceboks (8914 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist That would be the 4th time I let my laziness get the better of me. My bad.

#30 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Here are your continents.

#32 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Ssh. Better not spam this thread like yours is. All spammed up with no raps.

#33 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist said:

I will always have the LAST LAUGH.

—The Joker

#35 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77: You used more than 10 lines. Please edit it to fit regulations. You have two rap verses and each has 10 lines. Please read the rules.

#36 Posted by Samimista (20703 posts) - - Show Bio

Seems DLOR are killing it so far! =O Though both teams are on the edge. Very well done verses! I await the Emperor's turn.

#37 Posted by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77 said:

@god_spawn: fixed

@juiceboks said:

@russellmania77 Preeeetty sure that's more than 10 lines.

go to your own battle. oh wait....

There is no reason to pick on Juice, because you, along with your buddy Monsterstomp, will be eliminated by the same duo: The Dark Lords Of Rap.

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#39 Posted by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77 said:

@god_spawn: fixed

@juiceboks said:

@russellmania77 Preeeetty sure that's more than 10 lines.

go to your own battle. oh wait....

There is no reason to pick on Juice, because you, along with your buddy Monsterstomp, will be eliminated by the same duo: The Dark Lords Of Rap.

you forget that was just a warm up

#40 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio
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#41 Posted by Juiceboks (8914 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: fixed

@juiceboks said:

@russellmania77 Preeeetty sure that's more than 10 lines.

go to your own battle. oh wait....

Break the rules and then insult a spectator? I think you need to calm down man, check your defibrillator.

#42 Posted by russellmania77 (15256 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Posted by Juiceboks (8914 posts) - - Show Bio
#44 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: @russellmania77: @monsterstomp:

Okay now it's my time to shine.

Introducing the Emperor....

Prepare to get cut.....

I'm going to end this bout real quick to put you loser out of ya'll misery/

When I'm done you're going to be in a social study book because you're history/

Every time I spit a fire rhyme it hit's harder then bullets, artillery/

Fire that cooks ya'll like chicken, Rotisserie/

Wait.... no one knows me, the Dark Lord of the Sith but they know Sam Fisher? Come on son./

My punchlines hit like hard like RPG's your's hit like a water gun/

And Batman your a prep God right? But you can't even permanently stop the Joker/

Let's face it Bat's you can't even protect small city like Gotham; your skills are mediocre,/

When you battled DLOR, you got dealt a bad hand just fold like it's poker/

Did you all think you stood a chance? What drugs are you on smokers?/

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#45 Edited by Samimista (20703 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by MonsterStomp (17812 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: You better get your card back Jokergeist...

#50 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24673 posts) - - Show Bio

@dccomicsrule2011: Aw yeah! =D Woot! Team DLOR gets my vote! ^__^

Thanks ^_^ But I think we have one more round to go. =O

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