CV RAP TOURNEY 2 (R2) : TEAM GODSTOMPERS VS. TEAM DLOR

Rules

• General forum board rules still apply.
• You must pick a character from any media, to games, movies, comic books, mangas, internet memes, and more, to represent. (Ex. Rapping as Batman)
• After one "battle" post, the battler must wait for rival to respond.
• Each "battle post" can only contain 10 lines.
• 2 "battle" posts per user for each tournament round (4 "battle" posts per team).
• If opponent team does not reply in 5 days, they are disqualified.
• After all "battle" posts are used, 10 votes are needed for a team to win.
• Team X will consist of A, C, and E. Team Y will consist of B, D, and F. Turns will go by A, B, C, D, E, F. Team X will be whoever goes first.
• After submitting one "battle" post, you may NOT edit your verse unless it is a minor spelling correction. I will take a picture of each verse so there will be no cheating.

Teams

TEAM GODSTOMPERS

russellmania77 as Batman/MonsterStomp as Sam Fisher

TEAM DARK LORDS OF RAP

dccomicsrule2011 as Emperor Palpatine/god_spawn as Cyclops

MAY THE BEST LYRICISTS WIN!

NOTE : NEW RULES, INCLUDINGUSERS HAVING 2 RAP VERSES NOW (SAME FORMAT).

OH SNAP SON, THINGS ARE GETTING HEAVY!

@god_spawn: Let's destroy these two clowns! Long live the Empire!

@dccomicsrule2011: Actually I'm in the other match.

@jokergeist: Hehe don't worry we are going to meet in the finals and we are going to clobber you and YNCG. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *coughs from all the laughing*

This made me laugh so much.

Hahahahahaha this is gonna be a godstomp

Please, I'm still baffled they got it this far... :P

@dccomicsrule2011@russellmania77@god_spawn Does anyone want to go first?

In the words of Emperor Palpatine: "Your arrogance blinds you" :p

@dccomicsrule2011: Care to take it away first this time?

@god_spawn: Might as well. I'm going to have my battle post up shortly.

I'll be back in a bit. Going to hit the gym.

@monsterstomp: Exercise rocks!

@god_spawn: @dccomicsrule2011: @monsterstomp:

ok enough wait. im going first

I'm the God damn Batman, what ya gotta say about that man?

ima slap yall with my back hand

the king of D.C.you cant see me.im in the dark hiding

oh you can sense my presence? im here for your sentence

kill your hopes like the phantom menace

you got lightning, well i got prep

just a few minutes and i become the best

might as well run you little pests

cyclops why you look so stressed? it cuz the way you dress?

tight ass clothes with the color red X,

looking like a copy of character judge dredd

Ooh!!!! OH!!!! *Holds Batman back*

Tsk tsk tsk. Bats, you rap like a dying animal.

—The Joker

@jokergeist:

i would be more worried about the rap battle that your about to lose joker

I will always have the LAST LAUGH.

—The Joker

Teehee~!

@monsterstomp: @russellmania77: Totally broke that 10 line rule. But whatever.

I'm Scott Summers, don't mean to be a bummer.

But Batman, I'll pick you out my teeth like a prius to a hummer.

My words are like a knife; here comes the pain.

They stab you in the chest like Damian Wayne

Get off the pedestal, you ain't no god.

I'll beat you like a crowbar does to Jason Todd.

Oh, but you're the Batman, you always gotta plan.

But to me you don't stack up, I'll X you out, Man

And to the other, Sam Fisher, the Splinter Cell?

You can just

@god_spawn said:

Winner.

Indeed.

@russellmania77 Preeeetty sure that's more than 10 lines.

@juiceboks: Don't quote verses please. It spams the thread.

@dccomicsrule2011: @god_spawn:

Aye yo!

I've been through hell, bought a one way ticket/

Trying to stick it to me? You ain't know me, lick it/

One, Two, Three and to the Four, one shot from me will leave you crippled on the floor/

Got that big ass target, right on your forehead/

I guess the second shot from me will leave you on the floor dead/

Crawling on your knees, begging for mercy please/

I'll kill you too, Emperor Palpatine/

In fact, no one knows you, what are you doing here?/

Didn't you get the memo? GODSTOMPERS are the fear/

Yo we clear?/

Yo I'm ready for compliments! :P

Here are your condiments.

@jokergeist That would be the 4th time I let my laziness get the better of me. My bad.

@jokergeist: Compliments!

Here are your continents.

@jokergeist: Ssh. Better not spam this thread like yours is. All spammed up with no raps.

@jokergeist said:

@russellmania77: You used more than 10 lines. Please edit it to fit regulations. You have two rap verses and each has 10 lines. Please read the rules.

Seems DLOR are killing it so far! =O Though both teams are on the edge. Very well done verses! I await the Emperor's turn.

@god_spawn: fixed

go to your own battle. oh wait....

There is no reason to pick on Juice, because you, along with your buddy Monsterstomp, will be eliminated by the same duo: The Dark Lords Of Rap.

you forget that was just a warm up

@russellmania77: That "warm up" was more like a cold shower to me. Q_Q

Break the rules and then insult a spectator? I think you need to calm down man, check your defibrillator.

@juiceboks:

sorry

@russellmania77 Haha you're good man.

@god_spawn: @russellmania77: @monsterstomp:

Okay now it's my time to shine.

Introducing the Emperor....

I'm going to end this bout real quick to put you loser out of ya'll misery/

When I'm done you're going to be in a social study book because you're history/

Every time I spit a fire rhyme it hit's harder then bullets, artillery/

Fire that cooks ya'll like chicken, Rotisserie/

Wait.... no one knows me, the Dark Lord of the Sith but they know Sam Fisher? Come on son./

My punchlines hit like hard like RPG's your's hit like a water gun/

And Batman your a prep God right? But you can't even permanently stop the Joker/

Let's face it Bat's you can't even protect small city like Gotham; your skills are mediocre,/

When you battled DLOR, you got dealt a bad hand just fold like it's poker/

Did you all think you stood a chance? What drugs are you on smokers?/

@dccomicsrule2011: Aw yeah! =D Woot! Team DLOR gets my vote! ^__^

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Voting now or we going around once more?

@monsterstomp: Going around once more. BRING THE CHAOS!

@jokergeist: You better get your card back Jokergeist...

Thanks ^_^ But I think we have one more round to go. =O