CV RAP TOURNEY 2 (R1) : TEAM S&W INC. VS. DLOR

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Rules

  • General forum board rules still apply.
  • You must pick a character from any media, to games, movies, comic books, mangas, internet memes, and more, to represent. (Ex. Rapping as Batman)
  • After one "battle" post, the battler must wait for rival to respond.
  • Each "battle post" can only contain 10 lines.
  • 1 "battle" posts per user for each tournament round (2 "battle" posts per team).
  • If opponent team does not reply in 5 days, they are disqualified.
  • After all "battle" posts are used, 5 votes are needed for a team to win.
  • Team X will consist of A and C. Team Y will consist of B and D. Turns will go by A, B, C, D. Team X will be whoever goes first.

Teams

TEAM STARK & WHEEZER INC

Juiceboks as Carl Wheezer/Veshark as Iron Man

TEAM DARK LORDS OF RAP

dccomicsrule2011 as Emperor Palpatine/god_spawn as Cyclops

MAY THE BEST LYRICISTS WIN!

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NO BATTLE HERE YET?

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Aw yeah! Carl Wheezer. =D

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#7 juiceboks  Moderator

Aw yeah! Carl Wheezer. =D

Just wait until it's my turn :D

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#9 god_spawn  Moderator

Uhh, bump?

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Uhh, bump?

He did say he'd take a while...

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@juiceboks @dccomicsrule2011@god_spawn

Sorry for the long wait, folks (Actually it was like...two days, you impatient little turds!)

Start of a new semester is always a busy time for me.

UH 2013 MARVEL NOW!

IT'S YA BOY THE GODKILLER...& HIS HOMEBOY C.WHEEZE

SHOUTOUT TO THE A-CREW UP IN N.Y. AND R-VILLE YAKNOWWHATIMSAYINDAWG

Tony 'Mothereffing' Stark
Tony 'Mothereffing' Stark

(Verse 1)

Ayo it's Mr. Tony Starks and Wheezy F. Baby

Coldest Emcee Onsite and the Not-So-Slim Shady

Here to spit hotter than Summers and sicker than SIDS

Stark-Wheezer got this sh*t on lock, now check it, bitch:

Palpatine gets palpitations when my palm's on the mic

Cause Palps and his pal know they'll be pulps with punchlines I write

And Cyke, you've sucked since Whedon left, and lost half your team

Then the other half, now you take style tips from that Superboy teen?!

Your rhymes are like your powers, they'll backfire, call it a Bent-Diss (laughs)

I'm off to film Avengers 2, nice cameo in The Last Stand, bitch!

.

(Hear that? That's the sound of my repulsors leaving you two in the DUST, BOI.)

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#12  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

@dccomicsrule2011: @juiceboks: @veshark:

Spruce dis b*tch up.

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Scott "Slim Shades" Summers coming on the scene,

Reppin the mic here with my boy, Palpatine.

We're bringing the heat, and I promise we won't bore ya.

Unlike that one night stand Tony had with Gamora.

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Word on the street was his d*ck was deader than my ex wife Jean.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that too mean?

Maybe you took a little too much to face like that time I blasted you with Thor's hammer?

Or did you get confused trying that pesky Shi'ar Starjammer?

And Mr. Wheezer, I hope you have some fangs, boy since I've stared down Dracula.

But don't overexert yourself since I'd hate to see you choke, fall down, and break your scapula.

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#13 god_spawn  Moderator

@veshark: Btw, I liked the Bendis verse, lol.

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@veshark: Btw, I liked the Bendis verse, lol.

Haha much appreciated, man. You came hard with it too ;)

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#15 juiceboks  Moderator

@god_spawn@veshark@dccomicsrule2011

*wheezing noises*

Carl- Oxygen..I need oxygen!!

Tony- I got you C. Wheeze *throws him Carl's inhaler*

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*Gasp*

Carl- Phew, that was close! You always got my back Tony. What..is it my turn now? I wasn't so sure about this but..

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*click it*

(Verse)

Oh yea! I was Dracula once! Eh, it wasn't that great

But I guess a soul draining redhead is something to which you can relate

Oops! Was that too close to home? Please forgive my uncouth attack

Why not go cry to that blonde, white chick tryna sneak out back

Hold the mic! I'm getting a message from her inside my head, she said..

"I'm horny for your gingerbread! So tell Biclops to drop his pretentious ass dead!"

*shrugs* I don't know what to say Scott, that's just how it goes

My llama love and heavy exterior are catnip for the Euro hos

And as for the decrepit, gloomy Mr. Clean, I mean, Palpatine?

This is the second time a kid demolished you and your third rate regime

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#17 juiceboks  Moderator

@linkxv1 Haha preciate it man :) it was fun writing it.

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@juiceboks: It was epic on it's own, but that last picture sealed the deal.

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@juiceboks

Haha really nicely done, man, I started laughing from the inhaler part. xD

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#22 juiceboks  Moderator

@veshark

Haha Carl had to step it up after Tony set the bar. I'm still laughing at the last picture XD

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#23  Edited By Veshark

@veshark

Haha Carl had to step it up after Tony set the bar. I'm still laughing at the last picture XD

xD

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Tony and Carl , biut wait God spawn just rapped..

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#25 god_spawn  Moderator

Tony and Carl , biut wait God spawn just rapped..

I did. Surprised?

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Why are people voting? Rules hasn't spit yet.

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#27  Edited By Pharoh_Atem

@veshark: @god_spawn: @juiceboks:

Cyclops: "Lord Sidious it your turn to spit"

Palpatine: "Be right there..........."

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Verse 1

This battle was over before it started b!tches I own this sector this is my region,

I'm the Emperor and the Empire is legion that is that reason denying me is treason,

They only reason Tony is rapping right now is because he imagine the mic as a bottle,

I'm at near relativistic speed what my rhymes so I have yet to enter hyperspace and go full throttle,

Ouch. I'm sorry Tony, did that hurt? Did it destroy your cranium?/

I know it did because my flow cuts deeper then adamantium , blow you away harder then atomic bombs powered by Uranium so strong and dense it warps space/time neuranium,

As for Wheezer you think I'm going to loose to a fat Kid that ate to many Twinkies? B!tch please,

That same kid your referring to he was later my servant bowing on his knees,

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You have a great imagination to think you stand a snowball chance in hell against me, very wild,

All I have to say is......

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Dark Lords of Rap. Though Dcc needs to fix his typos :p

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I vote for STARK & WHEEZER INC. May I have a job employment?

Sincerely,

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#33  Edited By LinkXV1

Carl solo'ed.

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#34  Edited By russellmania77

Man! I got love for both teams but Carl wheeze won it for me. Although both did their thing

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I vote for

DLOR

Everyone entertained me though.

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I vote for DLOR.

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#38 juiceboks  Moderator

3-3 as it stands

@jokergeist Sure! You can be the opening stand up comedy act.

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#40  Edited By juiceboks  Moderator

@jokergeist As an 11 year old boy, I have very little concept of money

but you'll at least be compensated with face painted honeys

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#41  Edited By Jokergeist

@juiceboks: Yaaaay!....these honeys aren't from your kindergarten school right? I need 'em mature!

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#42 juiceboks  Moderator

@jokergeist You insult me sir, I'm in the 4th grade :P

But I can assure you these women are well above age.

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#43  Edited By Yung ANcient One

I vote for DLOR.

*squints eyes*

dccomicsrules2011, dboyrules2011

d...rules2011

mmmm

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@jokergeist: I don't see why not. He is my brother and I did not even vote in his battle when it mattered and even when I did give a vote I done it because Link killed it. I can easily say any other Viner is just as bias towards another as one could be toward a sibling. *shrugs*