CV RAP TOURNAMENT (Round 2) - YNCG vs Icarusflies

Rules

• General forum board rules still apply.
• After one "battle" post, and must wait for rival to respond.
• Each "battle post" can only contain 10 lines.
• 2 "battle" posts per user for each tournament round.
• If opponent does not reply in 5 days, they are disqualified.
• After all "battle" posts are used, 5 votes are needed for someone to win.

Contestants

YourNeighborhoodComicGeek as Master Chief

VS

Icarusflies as The Séance

MAY THE BEST LYRICIST PREVAIL!

@icarusflies

You can go first if you want to.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Ooh, okay.

I'll see if I can get something up later tonight. Just an FYI, I am going to be without internet this weekend.

@icarusflies: Would you prefer it if I went first?

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: @icarusflies: good luck to both of you. i dont know who to be rooting for here! for a short moment, i might actually be enthusiastic about something.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: I'm honestly fine with either.

@icarusflies: Alright I guess I'll go first.

*ahem*

Well it looks like Seance will be disapproved by the year 2552's science.

It's time for the Master Chief to beat this chump with the highest efficiency without bias.

You say you can talk to the dead, well you better say hello to your rhymes.

I'm a higher level than you; better find a ladder to climb.

You're so ugly, that not even the almighty God loves you noob.

White as the moon and as broken as the moon, I'm squeezing the juices outta you like a prune.

Ya' couldn't stop Kennedy from being assassinated, I stopped the galaxy from being blown into pieces.

I be ripping and shredding through you like paper and leave huge creases.

Just because you wear sandals and sunglasses you think you're cool? Pfft...fool.

No. You're still in Umbrella Academy because you just got schooled.

Oh Snap, It's on!

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: well done, and yay da- ahem, i mean yay Yourneighborhoodcomicgeek!