#1 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio

After much delay (I was on a trip), the final CV Rap Tournament has started!

Rules

  • General forum board rules still apply.
  • After one "battle" post, and must wait for rival to respond.
  • Each "battle post" can only contain 10 lines.
  • 2 "battle" posts per user for each tournament round.
  • If opponent does not reply in 5 days, they are disqualified.
  • After all "battle" posts are used, 5 votes are needed for someone to win.

Contestants

YourNeighborhoodComicGeek as Master Chief

VS

Veshark as Ultimate Captain America

MAY THE BEST LYRICIST/SUPERSOLDIER PREVAIL!

#2 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio
#3 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek

WHOO! Alas - the final battle is here! It's only fitting it's MC vs Ult. Cap, the two finest super-soldiers in all media.

You wanna go first, or should I?

#4 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

I had no idea this was a thing, can't wait to see how crazy things get.

#5 Posted by Juiceboks (7868 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek

Leggo.

(Verse 1)

Master Chief? Psshh bastard please

I'll chew you up and spit you out like the last emcee

Dull protagonist who barely speaks

My shield's got more damn personality!

You a Green Power Ranger masquerading as a soldier

Samus called, said she wants her helmet back, you poser

Your rhymes sound a little too smart to be you

Little too smart to be true, what, Cortana write 'em for you?

Bet she did, I'll leave your corpse in a UNSC coffin

I've faced Mjolnir and lived, so yours is no problem!

.

(See what I did there? Mjolnir? MJOLNIR? Damn I'm good.)

#8 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio

What can I say? Actions speak louder than words.

That's why you protect America and I protect Earth.

The only time Samus called was when she wanted her virginity back.

And just like her, all you'll receive is a backhand slap, ol' sap.

But don't worry, I'm also going to knock you out with my rhymes fool.

Because you'll really be like your flag after I beat you from white to red and blue.

I made a collection of alien species call me their Demon.

Why? Because I spit hot lines and bullets when I am summoned.

You're already dead Steve, but you've got a knack of coming back, that I won't decline.

So I've also extra cold to freeze ya' in an iceberg, so we can rap another time.

#9 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

And we start of nice and hot, both players going gunning for each others weaknesses.

#10 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek You gotta tag me man, otherwise I don't know you replied. Brace yo-self, boy!

Cap & his b*tches.

(Verse 2)

What can you say? Nothing, shut up when I'm talking to you

A Petty Officer don't speak till the Captain tells him to

You banged Samus? Don't lie, you couldn't even get that A.I.!

I tapped Gail, Zarda, Wasp - and they were all real-life!

Only thing you're beating is that twig in your pants

Guess that's the reason why they called you 'Master' Chief, huh man? (laughs)

Th - wait, gimme a sec, I gotta handle this first…

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*Drops mic, beats up Gah Lak Tus, picks up mic again*

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Wait, so what was that about me not protecting the Earth?

My lyrics leave you in tears like it's Rest In Peace

There's only one MC here, and it don't stand for Master Chief

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Get it? Tears and Rest in Peace? Tear/R.I.P.? Tear/Rip? Damn I'm good.

#11 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Sorry I typed that on an iPad so I couldn't @reply.

You either die a hero or live to see yourself become a villain, don't ya' know? *cough* Skrull *cough*

That's why when I snipe your head you're gonna have a Red Skull.

And now I'm about to teach you the lesson of the month, chump.

I'm Elite at my Brute raps, humiliate you like a Grunt.

Laugh like a Jackal and rule like a Prophet.

It seems to be Cap that your match has been met, but don't fret.

An-What? You want me to save the galaxy again from an impending doom via alien assimilation? Done.

*ahem* Sorry about that Cap. I have uh...galactic affairs. Not that you would know.

Hey Cortana, can you confirm that I've slept with more chicks than Steve? Roger.

Please, after I'm done dropping the hammer on your weak rhymes you'll really need the Avengers.

So let me get this straight, because I know you ain't. You tapped an elderly woman, a power-obsessive god, and a chick that "stings back"?

What great odds Captain. Here's something to even it out : TBAG.

#12 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by Juiceboks (7868 posts) - - Show Bio

Dope lines from both sides I gotta say. But @veshark closers stood to blow me away. I vote him.

#14 Posted by Gordyson (33 posts) - - Show Bio

lol that ice line sealed the deal

Voting for Master Chief

#15 Edited by 8bitGangsta (392 posts) - - Show Bio

yncg won the first verse but i think Veshark got him the 2nd one. hmm...I think yncg barely edged because i like halo therefore i liked the character he was rapping for more

#16 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry YNCG but you challenged Cap on the 4th. Going with Veshark.

#17 Posted by joewell (6256 posts) - - Show Bio

Dope lines from both sides I gotta say. But @veshark closers stood to blow me away. I vote him.

#18 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio

Veshark 3-2 YNCG

#19 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek Oh come on man, we don't even have Skrulls and I'm part of the Ultimates, not Avengers! Haha but nicely done.

Come on people, we need more votes!

#20 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19916 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Oh whoops lol forgot it was Ultimate Version.

#21 Posted by SirFizzWhizz (70 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn didn't know this was a thing

mah man YncG had this on lock!

#22 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Guess I should bump this

Veshark 3-3 YCNG

Leggo!

#23 Posted by MonsterStomp (15989 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Has my vote. Was very good though. Loved YCNG first verse, I didn't know how to counter that Master Chief insult :(

#24 Edited by cameron83 (6658 posts) - - Show Bio
@veshark said:

Guess I should bump this

Veshark 3-3 YCNG

Leggo!

I vote you...not because ultimate cap stomps (and has faced far more deadly threats),but because you...simply......won.

I...I just.....wow.

I vote Veshark

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#25 Posted by NicholasAgot (234 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp @cameron83

Thanks a lot, folks!

And MC Ultimate Cap wins the first ever CV Rap Tourney!

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek Good battle, man. No disrespect intended to the other participants, but you were definitely the toughest opponent in the game ;)