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Who Here can do some mad lines 
anything gos
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#4  Edited By Hawk

Anything goes,  he said with a smile. 
I could go on for days, I could write miles
and miles of lines that could make your head spin
like the time, The heat played the Mavs and Dirk was the one to win. 
 
I'm the Gran torino like that Eastwood Flick
Get off my lawn, or eat my boomstick
Scratch that, I'm more like Martin Lurther King
you think you can beat me then you've "Had a Dream"
 
Comicvine is were I hang out
Reading comics and talking it up is what it's all about
G-man and red lamp hold it down real good. 
Babs put back on the tights....you know you should. 
 
The Angel of Death, The Lord of the Sky
I'm the man with the best stuff, I get you so high.
I'm done now over and out
The best writer on Comicvine is Hawk.......with out a doubt.

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#5  Edited By Caligula

Babs can out rap us all. I'm not even gonna try.   

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#6  Edited By turoksonofstone

Just Walked in/ and the lights went Dim/ 
Had an invitation/ so it's not a sin/ 
 
Took a look around/ couldn't hear a sound/  
Eyes focused away/ up or down/  
 
Heartbeats so loud/ They Blare like a Trumpet/ 
Nosferatu tearing' up the Mic/ And these Ho's are gonna love it/ 

I'm like a chill in the Air Meat-bags/ make a trembling sound/ 
Your Bones break softly/ Broken Bodies strewn around/   

Veins feeling Flush/ I must be on my way/ 
Nights almost over/ Can't be here today/  

Of My Enemies Flesh/ I've enjoyed a pound/
Peace see ya later/ going back Underground/

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#7  Edited By Silkcuts
@turoksonofstone: This is just for fun... Toe to toe, your my friend not foe.
 
You play Hide and seek with the light, 
but truth in Lucifer is Bright.
You may be Mr. Public Domain,
but I am the one bringing the pain.
I want to step away from the game, 
but you call the name...
Silkcuts... its like summoning a demon.
Yeah, me man. My words are like semen,
and minds are like eggs.
They can be cracked and fried or simply fertilized. 
Sometimes its hard to read between the lines,
but one thing is for sure, I am too crazy to analyze. 
Gotta admit I have ANAL-Eyes, 
I can rip anything apart with my verbal sodomize. 
I guess that is why I am know as the "Prince of Reviews",
if I like something or not its a good as the News.
 
Peace.
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#8  Edited By Silkcuts

I'm half man half amazing, like Vince Carter in his Prime.
I can dunk on any open comer with my verbal rhyme.
The only difference is I ain't selling out T.O this time.
Yeah, that is a shot to the cry baby cousins. 
T-Mac and Vince Carter, don't know who cried hard.
You can give the babies their bottles,
 spoiled little brats leaving your town full-throttle. 
 
Rewind... why I am wasting my time on them.
I should be spitting truths for ya'll to say Amen.  
So lets go to the church of Silk,
refresh your soul in my words like cold milk.
I can talk a smooth game that is guaranteed some play.
When I speak water stops flowing to hear what I say,
I'm "Simply Irresistible Lovable Kevin", 
You can give me to the count of 7,
I'll make any girl think they are in Heaven.
It don't matter how big the last man Hung,
No girl ever forgot my Tongue.
That is how I stay young bathing in the fountain of youth,
Any Girl would come  if she was alone with me in a booth.  
The lady's "V" is for Victory and Victory is mine.
Why because my word is like Wine.
Now I am off to Shine.
 
"Lucifer, dawn of de morning! I'm gonna, chase you out of Earth
Lucifer Lucifer, dawn of de morning...."

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#9  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous
@Caligula said: This amazing
Babs can out rap us all. I'm not even gonna try.   

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#10  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Silkcuts:  
Cannot help but seize the opportunity to respond... Toe to toe, your my friend not foe.  
  
I was all up in the Cut'/ 
When a blaze from hell rolled in/ 

Threw on the Safety Fangs/ 
No bloodletting/ 
Let's begin/  

I'm aiming wide/ 
not at the throat or chin/  

You speak too clearly on the Facts/ 
To your Friends and Foes/  
And now you face Turok/ 
The one that knows/  

The Evil/ 
That lies at the very hearts of Men/  
The Truth is out There/ 
 it always hurts/  
theres that theme again/ 

When your core readers/ 
are geeks and jerks/  

Its hard to see/ 
Worthy reviews without perks/ 
 
In The Public Domain/ 
Indeed / 
It's where/ 
I rest my head/  
 
The next rapper to cross me/ 
might wind up dead/ 
 
Free Lindsay Lohan! 
 
Respect.
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#11  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Silkcuts said:
I'm half man half amazing, like Vince Carter in his Prime.
I can dunk on any open comer with my verbal rhyme.
The only difference is I ain't selling out T.O this time. Yeah, that is a shot to the cry baby cousins.  T-Mac and Vince Carter, don't know who cried hard. You can give the babies their bottles,  spoiled little brats leaving your town full-throttle.   Rewind... why I am wasting my time on them. I should be spitting truths for ya'll to say Amen.   So lets go to the church of Silk, refresh your soul in my words like cold milk.I can talk a smooth game that is guaranteed some play. When I speak water stops flowing to hear what I say, I'm "Simply Irresistible Lovable Kevin",  You can give me to the count of 7, I'll make any girl think they are in Heaven. It don't matter how big the last man Hung, No girl ever forgot my Tongue. That is how I stay young bathing in the fountain of youth, Any Girl would come  if she was alone with me in a booth.   The lady's "V" is for Victory and Victory is mine. Why because my word is like Wine. Now I am off to Shine.  "Lucifer, dawn of de morning! I'm gonna, chase you out of EarthLucifer Lucifer, dawn of de morning...."
Good Gracious! The Ruggedness!
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#12  Edited By Silkcuts
@turoksonofstone:  ^_^
  
My name is already written in history,
I'll be remembered even if dead. 

You think you're the only one with truths?
I know why Jesus really bleed.
 
Gotta admit I didn't see it coming with "Free Lindsay Lohan",
But when I speak people hide like its the Summer of Sam.
I'm perversions of the innocent like Green Eggs and Ham.
 
Safety Fangs or not, I can cut right back.
Smooth like Silk on any God given track. 
 
Haven't slept in 24 hours and I am still wide awake.
Haters can hate, but I ain't no fake.   
I got work in a few hours so I'm back on the grind.
No rest for the wicked,
"If you search you shall find".
 
^_^
holla back, I'll reply when I get a chance.
Peace.
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#13  Edited By Misdirection

:O

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#14  Edited By spawn devil

Oh for sure, check me out
It's still Devil Day, A.K. nigga
Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot
'cause when I frequent the spots that I'm known to rock
You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block
Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say Devil fell off
How nigga My last album was "The Chronic"
They want to know if he still got it
They say rap's changed, they want to know how I feel about it
 
Spawn Devil's the name, I'm ahead of my game
Still, puffing my leafs, still with the beats
Still not loving police
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, repping 213
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed.

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#15  Edited By turoksonofstone

 @Silkcuts
 
At Last/ 
The Night Returns/ 
In Darkness Bliss/ 
Once again roams a beast/ 
With a bloody fist/ 
Deep in the shadows/   
You get the gist?/  
In the bleakest corner/
Formed of the blackest mist/ 
Comes your great granddaddy's nightmare/  
 By a Demon/ 
"Kissed"/
I'd me Remiss/ 
Not to mention/  
I may put your death/ 
on suspension/ 
I am the Void of Fear/  
A Cheerleader/ 
no Cheer/  
my next/ 
lunch break/
Try to/
press a stake/ 
to my chest?/  
What a joke/  
I'm the son of stone/ 
and i can/
never rest/ 
Chew your bones to the marrow/ 
White like the Dusk Oceans crest/ 
You'd need a Special potion/  
To pass my final test/
Which i never thought/ 
I'd mention/ 
I thrive on all emotions/ 
even negative attention/  
 
Stay Dead, Decomposing and All That! 666

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#17  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

Lets see what i can do.
 So right now i'll throw some words at you.
This rap will get crazy even though i'm white
but screw batman, just so you know im the real dark knight.
Sorry robin but im just a  boy wonder.
I'll shake you down like the god of thunder.
my words are true, real and the  best
Nothing fake about me unlike Emma Frost's chest.
 
When i spit, it comes out in bulk
They carry the title of the strongest like the incredible Hulk.
I;m the best there is at what i do,
I'll burn you faster than fat and stacker 2.
I bring down the hammer like the Odin son,  Thor
I'm more amazing than the fantastic four.
 
I keep the heat comin, its a straight up scorch.
I'll make you feel like it just went nova from the human Torch.
With a goal in mind, ideas will form.
And one day, i'll get more rabid fans than  Storm. 
When the time comes, all this will dawn on you
The fact that God Spawn just dropped a bomb on you.

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#18  Edited By Trodorne
@Caligula:  (doing this to get you to rap)
  Look at you coming out the community Star,
  Thinking your so hot cause you got that Far;
  Now i bringing on the pain to You,
   Just give up now cause you know your Through;
 
   You can beat me while I rap in this city Winnipeg,
   You'll run, you'll hide, I won't stop till you Beg;
   Now to DC I'll send Chuck Norris,
   Cut down the batman stories of Grant Morris....
 
     son...
      son...
       son has got a gun;
       killed bruce in the crisis that was no fun;
       Sin is raging hell in fear Itself,
       Don't need the tie in, so ill leave them on the Shelf;
 
     Done with the comic reference but now your back on the Hook,
      You're like One More Day, your just a bad Book;
      Unlike Joe Quasada, ill give you some Ground,
      a chance to get back at me, so lay that Sound..
 
   *drops the mic on the floor*
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#19  Edited By Silkcuts
@turoksonofstone: @god_spawn: @Trodorne: @Caligula: @Hawk

This is getting fun
^_^
 
My words are smooth like SILK,
But they "Cut" like a blade.
Anyone to step to me is sure to be "Slade".
I'm a Deathstroke with my Free "Wil.....Son".
Anytime hold comicvine on Ransom,
Its not my fault I was born Handsome,
Helter Skelter crazy like Manson.
I was a None voted Star, because my reach is far.
My constructs are like Kyle Ranyer,
I'm a dash of Spanish flavor. 
An Honor guard cause I'm hard,
Don't forget the Torchbearer.
Am I on?  
Hell I'm pure "Will" like ION. 
A Savage Hawkman has nothing on me,
The Prince of Reviews for the world to see.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown,
That is why I took it off and laid it on the ground. 
Doing my own thing like the Green Hornet's Sting.
I'm fine as the Prince instead of the king.
No one can't say I'm not humble.
Any rhyme back to this is sure to sound like a mumble. 
To Comeback would be no Use.
Your the "Dick" and I'm the Bruce.
 
"Deuces"
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#20  Edited By Trodorne
@Silkcuts: @Babs: T.O
T
O
T
O
oh 
oh
oh
oh 
  oh get to springfield and go hit up Moe,
  you can't beat me when I bust out this Flow;
  prince of the reviews is what you think you Be,
  I know matt murdock can do it and he can't See;
 
   Babs thinks she can come out and bust a Rhyme,
   impersonations like that should be a Crime;
   Dancing in circles you should all go Sulk,
   flexing my rapping muscles bigger than red Hulk;
 
   So buckle up and come ride with this, the provider of F.U.N.K,
   Ill do this my way, let my rhymes play, today is a new day;
   My rhymes cut you up like the christmas Spider-Ham,
   left you all bruised made you're mom say" DAAAAAAAMN!"
 
  *OUT*
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#21  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

3
2

Now lets have some fun
GS is back, so get ready run.
I'm about to show you up , you're just a fool,
Things are getting crazier than the mind of deadpool.
 
I have a prescence about me
But as the one above all, no reason to doubt me.
 I'm like that star, shining bright in the dark
Woman be all over me like i was Tony Stark 
Got me the nick name that im the real Iron Man
Like Batman with prep, i have a full proof plan. 
 
To make  a name big, to make my legacy grow
No one can beat my lyrical flow
i stand tall ready to go toe to toe 
I'm the man with out fear, this battle is mine
Like daredevil i hear very clear, yet i'm not so blind.
 
Why should i stretch this out when i win in a second?
Like a telepath, you will come when i beckon.
My mind is a dangerous thing, one enters no one comes out
When i touch the mic, no need to pout.
All you did was lose to me
Go ahead and scream out loud like an episode of Glee
You just got trumped by the G.O.D

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#22  Edited By M.S. Feather

M.S. is the acronym you'll all remember
'Cause Maschine Screams is the big contender
From the Dirty South, born and raised
The ATL son, that's where I play
A real life Gotham where the crime is rampant
A place the 5-0 chose to be absent
 
I'm hard as nails and I got proof
Just watch me jump the f--- off that roof! 
Indestructible and totally insane
I'm Plastic Man doped out on butane  
A crazy b---- but I'm not a ho
A virgin till forty, that's how I roll
 
Call me a geek, a spaz, I don't care
I'm proud to be a nerd so start the fanfare
Live with my grandmother, yeah, that's true
But I don't have to pay taxes b----, how 'bout you?
Oh,and I don't vote to dodge jury duty too
Are you gettin' the picture or is it still askew?
 
Let me fix it for you, is that a little better?
There's a hardcore loner and her name is Feather
...This got a little derailed 'cause my ego is shot 
No, really, it's bleeding out and is failing to clot
I'm feeling kind of woozy and things are fading to black
But don't worry, even if it's as a zombie, baby, I'll be back!

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#23  Edited By _Sojourn_

In the beggining there was none 
Other than the original people skin blackened from the sun 
But somewhere along the line I broke the laws of the divine 
and a curse was placed on this soul of mind 
Pay obligated to the color of my face  
 Feeling out of place amongst the people of my race 
Filled with hate 
I moved to a colder climate  
Intercourse with animals and raw flesh was ate 
Feel their disease, sub zero degrees but this hate in my blood didn't freeze 

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#24  Edited By Darkseid Elite

Give me a topic, I can rip anything.
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#25  Edited By Silkcuts
@Trodorne: Toe to toe? Oh... No... Here we go.
 
Ta.ta.ta... T.O.
Say it and people think of me.
Toronto and Silkcuts is a symphony. 
It seems I am really the Kanye to Comicvine,
so this place is all mine.
I love Jesus, but you can learn a lot from the Morning Star.
I toss jabs in each line, but truths in each Bar.
That is why ya'll all Marvel when I rap.
I'm a killer like I'm busting a cap.
The X-Factor on the site, 
my words are heavy and never light.
The envelop I push proves I'm the true DD, 
the man without fear is now the man the fans cheers.
Your like Frank Miller, half your career is filler.  
I'm like Alan, the best any nothing more.
 
^_^
this is fun.
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#26  Edited By Silkcuts
@M.S. Feather: ^_^
 
There are three truths to my work: Its Murder, Morphine and Me. 
Killing a fool is easy.
Getting them hooked and high is better, 
hardcore shit leaving only clarity in me.
Like Jack Cole I can leave comics and hang with playboy bunnies,
a rockstar in my own right having all the girls call me honey.
So balanced like Plas I got mad reach,
this is why when I speak I actually teach.
The dumb may get Woozy, some even get Winks,
One thing is for sure Silkcuts ain't for Dinks. 
Got mad respect for the Feather,
She made this thread a lot better.
Thanks for joining the battle,
I was tired of pushing around some cattle.
I joke, I joke.  
More friends on the thread and now I am stoked. 
 
^_^
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#27  Edited By M.S. Feather
@Silkcuts:  XD
 
Givin' some props to my main man Silk
As this mad chick was born from his ilk
Snuck in some Cole, Plas and Woozy too!
Damn that's hardcore man and that's the truth
Take it from a gal recently deceased
Rockin' it hard like two backs on the beast

Been feelin' kind of itchy lately with a taste for flesh
Don't care what age or color just as long as it's fresh
Humming Mein Teil in the back of my mind
I could go for a thigh, a breast or even the rind
Now don't go thinkin' I'm just some mindless killer
'Cause I can also Rock The House and dance to Thriller

It's like cocaine when I'm nomin' on yo brain!
Don't care about your rhymes 'cause they're all the same
Right now I'm Phoenix Wright and I've got an OBJECTION!
To all the same ol' s--- modern rappers are projectin'
Money, drugs and ho's, they must be delirious
It's a wonderful life, so "why so serious"?
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#28  Edited By turoksonofstone

goin' out to....@Mainline 
 
Way back in the Day/ 
a hero was/ 
created/ 
he was soon sold/  
and his creators/ 
left/ 
uncompensated/  
one of the topics/ 
that keeps the dead/ 
aggravated/
I now you've waited/ 
Long/ 
Now/ 
I have risen/  
My need to battle/ 
a prison/ 
and I have returned/ 
I tell no lies/  
chewing up MC's/ 
Then/ 
chewing their eyes/  
No need to empathize/  
Back on topic/ 
Marvel did Kirby wrong/ 
Choke Stan Lee/ 
with a leopard print/ 
Thong/ 
I'd do it twice I'm mad/ 
persistent/  
like head-lice on crack/
Non existent thats your skill level/
your thoughts off-track/ 
TurokSonofStone/  
all alone/
The Bane to break your back/ 
I smell what your cooking/ 
and methinks its whack/ 
I think you might be better suited/ 
to cut an R+B track/ 
You want battle me?/ 
don't catch a heart attack/ 
 
  

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#29  Edited By turoksonofstone
@M.S. Feather said:
M.S. is the acronym you'll all remember 'Cause Maschine Screams is the big contender From the Dirty South, born and raised The ATL son, that's where I play A real life Gotham where the crime is rampant A place the 5-0 chose to be absent  I'm hard as nails and I got proof Just watch me jump the f--- off that roof!  Indestructible and totally insane I'm Plastic Man doped out on butane   A crazy b---- but I'm not a ho A virgin till forty, that's how I roll  Call me a geek, a spaz, I don't care I'm proud to be a nerd so start the fanfare Live with my grandmother, yeah, that's true But I don't have to pay taxes b----, how 'bout you? Oh,and I don't vote to dodge jury duty too Are you gettin' the picture or is it still askew?  Let me fix it for you, is that a little better? There's a hardcore loner and her name is Feather...This got a little derailed 'cause my ego is shot  No, really, it's bleeding out and is failing to clot I'm feeling kind of woozy and things are fading to black But don't worry, even if it's as a zombie, baby, I'll be back!
Great Googly Moogly! Impressive.
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#30  Edited By Mistress_Crusher

Oh-Shiat !
 
 
 
Sh!t Just got Real! Grampas,You better be ready to take yo pills...........Because "Is it a bird?A Plane?" Nope,it's Crusher and she's bringing the pain!

 
 
 

 
I Only got 801 Posts,but I can still wup your A**'s.There ain't anyone who's got more Bad-A**-ness. 
 
 
 

 
 
I'm the Goddess of the Storms and the Ruler of Pop,And I'm bringing the raps down like rain until YOU freaking drop!
 
 
 

 

I'm the Pharaoh of Greece and I'm calling upon the Gods,The Only reason I ain't saying "F#$%# You" Is because of those Dang Mods!   
 
 


 
I'm sure this has been fun for all you readers,but I gotta go and Play Halo as the Team Leader!
 
PEACE

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#31  Edited By Silkcuts
@turoksonofstone said:
@M.S. Feather said:
M.S. is the acronym you'll all remember 'Cause Maschine Screams is the big contender From the Dirty South, born and raised The ATL son, that's where I play A real life Gotham where the crime is rampant A place the 5-0 chose to be absent  I'm hard as nails and I got proof Just watch me jump the f--- off that roof!  Indestructible and totally insane I'm Plastic Man doped out on butane   A crazy b---- but I'm not a ho A virgin till forty, that's how I roll  Call me a geek, a spaz, I don't care I'm proud to be a nerd so start the fanfare Live with my grandmother, yeah, that's true But I don't have to pay taxes b----, how 'bout you? Oh,and I don't vote to dodge jury duty too Are you gettin' the picture or is it still askew?  Let me fix it for you, is that a little better? There's a hardcore loner and her name is Feather...This got a little derailed 'cause my ego is shot  No, really, it's bleeding out and is failing to clot I'm feeling kind of woozy and things are fading to black But don't worry, even if it's as a zombie, baby, I'll be back!
Great Googly Moogly! Impressive.
I know right
^_^
This thread is mad fun, everyone is coming hard
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#32  Edited By Silkcuts
@M.S. Feather@turoksonofstone

No Glasgow Grin flies with me,
Heath was cool, but his joker was a one sided pussy.
I'm unpredictable like The Killing Joke,
The big bear is mad because of the poke.
Bat and joker laughing is my kind of day,
I'm not going to break to day.
I got two of my homies dropping ill lines,
The Comicvine trinity dropping mad dimes.
I'm the Superman alien looking down from the sky,
Time and space is nothing when I fly.
 
I got to jump on the Stan Lee Bash,
like Scott Pilgrim mashing Demonhead with the Clash.
Kirby is King and we all know that.
He's one of the classic creators that I'll tip my hat.
I remember when mainline thought he was above me,
but last time I checked the community admires me.
Mainline lacks originality because he is basic mainstream,
his heart is not for the medium it is for the C.R.E.A.M.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me, 
but I can still do me.
I love the comic medium not the Superheroes running amok. 
Mainstream right now is mostly comics that suck.
 
4 colored heroes or 4th dimension vision,
it is clear the decision. 
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#33  Edited By Vitality

You can't rap battle on the net. 
 
You need the flow to make the punchlines...to hit the cuts. 
 
Reading words means nothing.
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#34  Edited By Mistress_Crusher
@Vitality said:
You can't rap battle on the net.  You need the flow to make the punchlines...to hit the cuts.  Reading words means nothing.
Your the only person who has said this.So your comment is invalid.
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@Darkseid Elite said:
Give me a topic, I can rip anything.
big burritos 
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#36  Edited By Darkseid Elite
@hydrabob
 
Burritos, my favorite food to eat. I can down about 3, 4, 5 and after  
The air around me starts to stink, like smelly feet, I bring the heat 
No Miami, I'm out stuntin in Miami. Heading over to Taco Bell when 
The cops pull me over, OH NO! I'm real hungry, stomach growling I  
Just want a burrito, no Big Mac can satisfy this hunger. Cops gave me  
a warning, but I already know, haters gone hate. Got my beefy burrito,  
that made my day!
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#37  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Darkseid Elite said:
@hydrabob:  Burritos, my favorite food to eat. I can down about 3, 4, 5 and after  The air around me starts to stink, like smelly feet, I bring the heat No Miami, I'm out stuntin in Miami. Heading over to Taco Bell when The cops pull me over, OH NO! I'm real hungry, stomach growling I  Just want a burrito, no Big Mac can satisfy this hunger. Cops gave me  a warning, but I already know, haters gone hate. Got my beefy burrito,  that made my day!
Damn! Bringin' the Burrito Back!
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#39  Edited By Mistress_Crusher

No fair....V_V

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#40  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Mistress_Crusher:  
Sh!t Just got Real! Grampas,You better be ready to take yo pills...........Because "Is it a bird?A Plane?" Nope,it's Crusher and she's bringing the pain! 
Grampas? lmao. nice!
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#41  Edited By Mistress_Crusher
@turoksonofstone: The a was put on accident.
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#42  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Mistress_Crusher said:
@turoksonofstone: The a was put on accident.
Grandpa, Grampas, Gramps. still effective and cutting nonetheless. My compliments on the verve and passion in your Verse.
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#43  Edited By Mistress_Crusher
@turoksonofstone: It doesn't seem as good as many of the things I've seen....
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#44  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Mistress_Crusher
Opinion. I have my own.
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#45  Edited By Silkcuts
@M.S. Feather: Glad you sucked it up and gave it a shot.
Your representing the south and I'm reppin' the T-Dot.
I haven't reviewed a thing since getting ill with it.
May be I should calm down and just sit.
Sit and think about my next ill verse.
Most of the mainstream seems to be getting worse,
so may be I should step back and rap.
Dropping the truth in a thunder clap.
This little line is my flashpoint,
the reboot joint.
 
Holla at ya boy.
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#46  Edited By ssejllenrad

Nice! Nice! A lotta good rhymin viners
I hope that we could hear ya'll awesome battlers
Plain texts here just seems written by a poet
But give us real audio and I bet you will own it 
Slacker the Hacker, MSFeather, Mistress Feather
Don't ever be a rocker cause you're absolutely awesome as rapper
Turoksonofstone our resident Nosferatu
Your avi creeps me out but with your rhymes I respect you
Darkseid elite, what a rip, you're astounding
Your talent's off the roof, impressive, inspiring
Sikcuts, such doggerel, I bet you're a professional
Metrical composition is absolutely lyrical
God Spawn, I dunno, I didn't read what you've written
With your avatar, i can't concentrate, something's harden
Maybe you are good, maybe even the best
But sorry I wasn't reading, I was looking at the breast
With such a sloppy rap, please accept my rue
But one last thing, thread-hater Vitality.. take this... f*ck you!
 
Nyehehehehe! Peace!

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#47  Edited By turoksonofstone

@Towhomitmayconcern 
 
Outside Your Window/ 
lightly Tapping on glass/ 
Staking out a plot/ 
to cold rip some A$$/ 
Seems each night/ 
Punk rappers must sleep/ 
after dropping' soft rhymes/ 
on softer sheep/ 
Like Dante's Inferno/ 
Turoks rolling' deep/  
In the Darkness we know/
Real Soul/ 
Ain't Cheap/  
But I've not yet/ 
come to claim it/ 
Think I may still/ 
battle on/ 
just for entertainment/ 
Don't forget your role' / 
Best believe your gonna know it/ 
Snatch out your beating heart/  
and Force it in your mouth/ 
so fast/ 
you'll never know it/  
 
 Yo,Yo,Yo, 
shirts down ladies! 
I got a serious message tonight!
Monsanto is genetically altering food and feeding it to you without your knowledge!
Cell phones cause cancer Ya'll! 
Oh yeah, I will Straight up bite your throat and drain you til' you look like Cauliflower!  
Protect your Neck!  
Crumbs!

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#48  Edited By turoksonofstone
@ssejllenrad:  
lol, epic, epic, verse btw.
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#49  Edited By Silkcuts
@ssejllenrad said: @turoksonofstone:
Sikcuts, such doggerel, I bet you're a professional Metrical composition is absolutely lyrical
Is that a play on words saying my name wrong?
May Be I should drop "Sick" "Cuts" on the next song.
Doggerel?  So you're calling me a beast.
"Comic or burlesque, and usually loose" when released.
Yes I am Rude and Crude, but definitely not poor.
I have a priceless collection in honor of Alan Moore.
My comic collection should turn heads,
its so sick I am black listed by the feds.
Thanks for mentioning me, but I should of been first.
Because I showed up and this thread got a popularity burst. 
So hows that for an Epic Verse?

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#50  Edited By turoksonofstone
@Silkcuts:  

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MORE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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