Cut This Thread!

Here's a pair of scissors

Now cut this thread

Where's the needle? We have scissors and threads, all we're missing is a needle.

Can I tear it apart with my bare hands?

Ow! I got a nasty papercut.

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

Can I tear it apart with my bare hands?

I gave you specific instructions! Use the scissors and cut the damn thread!

Sincerely,

@Jokergeist said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

Can I tear it apart with my bare hands?

I gave you specific instructions! Use the scissors and cut the damn thread!

You can't stop my nonsense, I'll eat this thread alive!

@The_Lunact_And_Manic:

Nononono!!! I said CUT the thread, not eat it!

Sincerely,

@Jokergeist:

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@ImmortalOne:

Sincerely,

No.

CUUT! Lets do that scene again.

But... I have an unnatural pathological fear and aversion to scissors..! And don't even think about suggesting using teeth... any idea how many times I've had to repeat "Dude, you gotta open your mouth more; you're teeth feel like a freakin' buzzsaw down there!"?