Criss Angel:Mind Freak vs You

Assuming his magic tricks are real, and he has access to all, including walking on water and levitation, his various card tricks, etc, can Chris Angel match up with you?

You fight on muscle beach.

I win.

@King Saturn said:

all you would have to do is kick him in the balls. he can't make them disappear.

Epic win.

i never leave home without my "anti pretentious douchebag repellent" sooooo yeah i win...also i'd bring a gun

Y'know what, I actually think I could take him.

He's got tricks, anything potentially 'dangerous' requires him to grunt, breathe heavily through his nose, and move his hand around a lot. In the time he's doing that, I'd just shoot him in the facehole.

This is why guns were invented.

I would say, "In Soviet Russia, mind freak YOU!" and watch his head explode.

yeah let me just get my megatron