Granted, but it becomes so cold that it's worse than a Siberian winter.
I wish I could end any relationship I had with absolutely no pain.
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Granted, but it becomes so cold that it's worse than a Siberian winter.
I wish I could end any relationship I had with absolutely no pain.
Granted, but you lose the ability to chew food.
I wish I could jump off a 100 storey building with no injuries at all.
Granted, but it was locked because you called everyone the 'n' word and detailed the thread. You get banned too.
I wish I could understand women.
Granted, but it becomes so cold that you die in your computer chair.
I wish I could see the original 7+ hour cut of Greed.
Granted, but it turns out to be an illegal copy and you get arrested.
I wish we had a colony on the moon.
Granted, but you get depression because your fans demand too much and people give you death threats on YouTube.
I wish I was a Jedi.
Granted, but he becomes the most powerful Sith and enslaves all of us.
I wish I could turn the internet off of people who annoyed me online
Granted but your pants fall down every time.
I wish I could pull any women I wanted.
Granted, but all the guys in the world get mad at you for pulling their moms and wives. They take turns punching you in the face.
I wish I was Jewish.
I wish I was Jewish.
Granted, but you are doomed to die in a furnace accident.
I wish I had to penises.
Granted but they're only an inch long
I wish I could corrupt all wishes in this thread but not have mine corrupted
Granted, but everyone laughs at you when they see it and calls you a virgin.
I wish I could make everyone believe what I believed.
Granted, but you are overcome with a mental breakdown with the sudden realisation that 1)everyone believes what they believe not out of sincerity but telepathic coercion and 2)what you believe is right may not always be right. You proceed to impose upon yourself an exile to Mars and then another exile to another galaxy for the rest of eternity as Earth plunges into an apocalyptic dystopia.
I wish Stan Lee was healthy enough so he could make cameos in every single Marvel movie.
Granted, but the condom breaks.
I've never worn one and don't intend to start.
I wish I was god_spawn.
Granted, but you find out he has a life shattering secret that you can't handle and you throw yourself off a bridge.
I wish I had a giant robot mech suit.
Granted, but it has a random self destruct system and "Allahu Akbar" written on it.
I wish I was Jackie Chan.
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