Contest: Chuck Norris jokes!

I know i made a blog of chuck norris. But this time just for fun! Im gonna make a contest. who ever make's the best joke of chuck norris wins! just for fun.

 "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

Oh yeah the results will be in thursday! :-)

Chuck Norris once saw a pig in wheat field eating a head a lettuce. His hungry stare made the field explode revealing the BLT sandwich.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for good looks, acting skills, and a black belt in karate. He then beat the devil and took his soul back. Appreciating irony the devil became good friends with Chuck, they now play poker every Friday.

Chuck Norris was once walking through the jungle and pasted by a monastery, instantly all the nuns inside were impregnated. 9 months later the nuns gave birth, these babies grew up to be the 1972 Miami Dolphins....the only undefeated team in NFL history.

chuck norris once had the mirrior from snow white, he asked it who was the most kick ass person on earth .It showed himself in disbelief  he killed his own reflection so nobody could ever equal him

Chuck Norris could end all war if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to put the United States Military out of a job.

 When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris has only shaved his beard once, when this happened, big foot sightings started to appear.

Chuck Norris went cliff diving once, the resulting splash was recorded as the infamous "Bloop".
they have it cataloged.
  50° S 100° W

Thank you.

Chuck Norris was traveling in the deep jungles and needed to take a leak, in that unknown area the fountain of youth was created.

I already chose the winner but...I won't tell untill thursday so keep tellin jokes and i might change my mind.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to chop his own wood, he just has to tell the tree to fall down in little segments.
And it does.

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During WW2, the U.S. actually didn't develop the Atomic Bomb, they just dropped Chuck Norris on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.