Conspiracy confirmed?

So I was eating pizza, and then it came to me, the movie Batman v Superman is called, Batman v Superman..

THIS MIGHT NOT MEAN ANY VALUE TO YOU SIMPLETONS...

WE SHOULD OF READ BETWEEN THE LINES

It is all there, all the evidence...superman will lose because his name isn't first, it's a conspiracy thought up by some of the boys down at the station, and as I continue to eat this pizza realizing they forgot the bacon, I dive deeper into this story, like the reporter I am, or uh meant to be, they always said I should be a reporter.

Thoughts on movie not being named Superman vs Batman?

How was the pizza?

Beata

What kind of stuff was on the pizza you were eating?

Pretty damn good.

It was meat lovers, but not at heart, because like I said there was no bacon. tear drops from eye

THEY FORGOT THE BACON!! SUE THEY AS*!!

Jason' name wasn't first in Freddy vs Jason and we all know how that ended ;)

Or maybe they were thinking alphabetically when they made the title?

@darkdetective27: Those slick bastards, being logical, I guess i'm not the best at putting the pieces together.

@inhumanly: Yep I guess you arent. How about I give another shot at putting the pieces together. How did I get my username?

@darkdetective27: sherlock holmes mode activates You're black and like/are a detective at heart, or you're a batman fan who likes the number 27.

@inhumanly: Wow you really bad at this. The dark comes from Batman's nickname The Dark Kinght. The detective comes from the fact he is the World's Greatest Detective. The 27 obviously comes from his first appearance in Detective Comics #27. Put it together and you have darkdetective27.

@darkdetective27: I was partially right, I didn't get the 27 part but I did say a batman fan, I meant what you said about the Dark Knight part.

@inhumanly: I guess you were.

Batman is more popular, important and better that's why he stole Supermans sequel from him.

@darkdetective27: If they are doing it alphabetically, it would be B for batman and s for superman, together that it BS, and you know what that means

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: That the fight is a bunch of bs.

@darkdetective27:

:]

I think you may be onto something.

Never thought of that.

That really changed my look on the whole movie.

I mean who knew that that could be decided by the title of the movie.

You sir deserve an award.

I wish I had pizza

Sweet Baby Jesus....

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: How did I know your response would be something like that?

Isn't it set up court case style?

Batman is the "plaintiff" bringing a complaint about Superman, the "defendant". Batman v. Superman.

Also: Illuminati confirmed.

@darkdetective27: because you're a detective, your name says so

So tender and mild. Yum.

@batmanwinsbecausewhynot: Batman better watch out he might be out of a job once I learn martial arts and how to glide.

@curlyinsaneguy: Is that you in your picture?

O.O

Scary question.
Also, yeah.

@curlyinsaneguy: Holy shit, A-ARE YOU JESUS?

@inhumanly: Give me the telephone number to the restaurant pronto!

@inhumanly: Crap, cover's blown. Gotta ascend.

@kid_deadpoolofficial: I would love to, if I actually knew it, ordered it from the place.

@inhumanly: what was the name of the resto?

@kid_deadpoolofficial: Brick Oven Pizza was its name, this was the box.

@inhumanly: The bx looks delicious er I mean I'm sure the pizza tasted damn good.

I think the nearest branch from me is 2-3 miles from here. :-D

@kid_deadpoolofficial: Make sure no one discovers this, but I'm a superhero known by the title of 'The Box Collector'' I have the abillity to buy Pizzas, and take their boxes. With this power I can harness the pizza boxes by taking pictures of them, and posting them online, I can also throw them at enemies, and make armor with them.

Damn son.

Meanwhile, I have the powers of making female users like me immediately. :P

@kid_deadpoolofficial: Oh Deadpool, you player you.

Alien vs Predator and the Predator won...well it walked away before giving birth to the Predalien which then led on to the even worse sequel. The tagline for the film, "Whoever wins we loose" couldn't be more true....

@mrdecepticonleader: That's good and all but one thing,

THEY FORGOT THE BACON...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, and Infinity will be the villain in infinity war.

@inhumanly said:

@mrdecepticonleader: That's good and all but one thing,

THEY FORGOT THE BACON...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah which is why we loose :P

lol Rocket

Its called Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Not Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice

Obviously Kent V Nelson is going to play a major role.

I want pizza :(

@rd189: You can achieve anything!JUST DO IT.

no surprises.......