CONGRADULATIONS JMARSHMALLO FOR BEING THE FIRST EVER WINNER OF THE DIGITAL DEADCOOL CUP OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Jmarshmallow
Really?
Are you sure you want some of this?
I coulda sworn I killed everybody pretty hard on the last rap battle thread you made...
Jmarshmallow
Deadcool, you know not of what you are getting yourself in. Jmarshmallow here is a divine herald of the omnipotent WenjunChew and Bat-God.
May the Chew Force have mercy on your soul that is about to get Bat-Kicked.
@theblondegod: i have been hear all night...just watchin and waiting
@jmarshmallow: Do the church of wenjun proud my friend.
@ultragreenboy: king rustler, do as you wish with his jimmies he cannot handle thy sick beats
@jmarshmallow: You never beat me in any rap battle thread. I've always dominated.
@dccomicsrule2011: If knew you would post that XDD.
You always dominate huh big shot, why don't I create another rap thread and I go against you solo?
Bring it the f*ck on.
@jmarshmallow: I didn't know you can rap! I'm rooting for you, my dear friend.
@hayden86: lol but where is the rap battle? Come on people!
@jmarshmallow: You never beat me in any rap battle thread. I've always dominated.
Lol, I don't believe we've ever actually went up against each other, and if we have you clearly didn't wow me with your rhymes because I don't remember it, son.
@jmarshmallow: Do the church of wenjun proud my friend.
I will my friend. I will.
Deadcool, you know not of what you are getting yourself in. Jmarshmallow here is a divine herald of the omnipotent WenjunChew and Bat-God.
May the Chew Force have mercy on your soul that is about to get Bat-Kicked.
@jmarshmallow: I didn't know you can rap! I'm rooting for you, my dear friend.
I will aim to please my good man!
Jmarshmallow can rap????????? I never knew that
Let's be honest mate.
Is there anything I can't do?
king rustler, do as you wish with his jimmies he cannot handle thy sick beats
May the Lord of Rap have mercy on his soul...
Jmarshmallow
Now with all that being said....
@deadcool_xd Bring it on.
You may go first, as you need every advantage you can get! xD
Jmarshmallow
Now with all that being said....
@deadcool_xd Bring it on.
You may go first, as you need every advantage you can get! xD
Jmarshmallow
actually, Im just gonna back down while I still got some self respect left LOL. I admit you can beat me. Read over the raps from different perspectives and you crushed me bro. Congratulations you are the first ever winner of the digital deadcool cup.
@jmarshmallow: You stomped so badly no words were spoken.
Yes actually there is a lot you can't do! Here's a list:
become young again
be kmarshmallow
beat me in a eating contest (you probably could)
guess my home address
willingly abandon Comic Vine
buy a F-22 raptor
live in Canada
and Finally beat me in a RAP BATTLE !
@deadcool_xd: I didn't challenge him, merely said he couldn't beat me
1-0 JSoft already LOOL.
@jmarshmallow: You stomped so badly no words were spoken.
Jmarshmallow DA BEST THERE IS !!!!!
Congratulations mate ! ;)
Jmarshmallow.
@jmarshmallow: congrats!
Let's be honest mate.
Is there anything I can't do?
Yes actually there is a lot you can't do! Here's a list:
become young again
be kmarshmallow
beat me in a eating contest (you probably could)
guess my home address
willingly abandon Comic Vine
buy a F-22 raptor
live in Canada
and Finally beat me in a RAP BATTLE !
BEHOLD MY POWER! WITHOUT WORDS I WAS ABLE TO VANQUISH HIM!
HE WAS WISE FOR WITHDRAWING, FOR MY WRATH WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO SEVERE FOR MORTAL MINDS TO COMPREHEND.
FOR THIS, HE SHALL BE SPARED!
@deadcool_xd, CONSIDER THIS YOUR ACCEPTANCE INTO MY KINGDOM!
NOW, TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, COMPATRIOTS, AND LOYAL FOLLOWERS...
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: HAIL TO THE KING BABY ! :D
@itsomething: Psh.
You. Don't. Want. None.
Jmarshmallow
1-0 JSoft already LOOL.
@jmarshmallow: You stomped so badly no words were spoken.
Jmarshmallow DA BEST THERE IS !!!!!
Congratulations mate ! ;)
Jmarshmallow.
@jmarshmallow: congrats!
Let's be honest mate.
Is there anything I can't do?
Yes actually there is a lot you can't do! Here's a list:
become young again
be kmarshmallow
beat me in a eating contest (you probably could)
guess my home address
willingly abandon Comic Vine
buy a F-22 raptor
live in Canada
and Finally beat me in a RAP BATTLE !
BEHOLD MY POWER! WITHOUT WORDS I WAS ABLE TO VANQUISH HIM!
HE WAS WISE FOR WITHDRAWING, FOR MY WRATH WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO SEVERE FOR MORTAL MINDS TO COMPREHEND.
FOR THIS, HE SHALL BE SPARED!
@deadcool_xd, CONSIDER THIS YOUR ACCEPTANCE INTO MY KINGDOM!
NOW, TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, COMPATRIOTS, AND LOYAL FOLLOWERS...
Jmarshmallow
I guess those sea people in that episode of south park didn't die after allQ
Of What? Burnt Marshmallow?
Of What? Burnt Marshmallow?
In response to your previous question, yes I'm black.
So I suppose Burnt Marshmallow is accurate.
However, that doesn't stop me from crushing you into little bitty pieces lyrically!
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: Oh F#ck!!!!!!!!!!! I'm done with this sh1t then!! (because you're black)
I suppose @dagmar_merrill was right, First rule on CV: everyone is black
@itsomething: Half Black, if that makes it any better lol.
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: oh that changes it!!!!!! that means you only get half that musical talent your forefathers gave you
@jmarshmallow: oh that changes it!!!!!! that means you only get half that musical talent your forefathers gave you
AND I CAN SWIM!
Best of both worlds.
Jmarshmallow
AS YOU SHOULD BE!
Jmarshmallow
well at least you can't do math like me!!!!!!! (I'm Asian)
Shouldn't you be studying right now?
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: was that supposed to be a racial joke? but yeah I'm doing homework
@jmarshmallow: was that supposed to be a racial joke? but yeah I'm doing homework
Of course not.
Kings do not lower themselves to racial stereotypes!
Unless it's funny.
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: aww I was just about to say I LOVE RACIAL JOKES unless they are actually directed at someone hurtfully
Do you wanna here a racist joke?
@jmarshmallow: aww I was just about to say I LOVE RACIAL JOKES unless they are actually directed at someone hurtfully
Do you wanna here a racist joke?
Sure, but I'd recommend doing it in a PM.
Mods can be a bit touchy about that sort of thing lol.
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: Bow to you? HA! You're my next target.
@jmarshmallow: Bow to you? HA! You're my next target.
Then pray that your death will be a painless one.
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: Oh I hope it hurts J. I wouldn't want you to live up to your name ;).
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