#1 Posted by TifaLockhart (14046 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing mean-spirited. Who would you cast? What would be the plot?

#2 Edited by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Jason Mamoa as TheAcidSkull....

#3 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Young Fairuza Balk as Wildvine. Kate Beckinsale as Lykopis. Ryan Kwanten as Laflux. Crispin Glover as Jokergeist.

#4 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6294 posts) - - Show Bio

Darn it, I'm terrible at casting...

#5 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

It would have to prominently feature the love triangle between Pyrogram, Laflux, and TheAcidSkull... obviously. Main plot circles around the CVLA (ComicVine League of America) trying to put a stop to Samimista (played by Kristin Bell and taking on a Jokeresque role) as she attempts to unmake the internet.

#6 Posted by TifaLockhart (14046 posts) - - Show Bio

Samimista seems nice enough...

#7 Edited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Edited by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah but she is insane. Eventually she (with Fuchsia_Nightingale as her unwitting sidekick) finally snaps and turns lethal.

#9 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by TifaLockhart (14046 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Charlize Theron doesn't have enough personality to play me. Not sure who would though....

#12 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6294 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

I could totally imagine you chewing the scenery as the old, mysterious kook Hopkins was. He practically played Rulerofthisuniverse in The Wolfman as Sir John. Tell me this scene aint @rulerofthisuniverse

@joygirl said:

Charlize Theron doesn't have enough personality to play me. Not sure who would though....

I was mainly thinking of her in Snow White and the Huntsman when I casted her for you.

#15 Edited by Ostyo (7534 posts) - - Show Bio

Spideyivydaredevilfan26 played by Emma Stone or Kat Dennings. :P

#16 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Ah, I never saw that. I'm bad at corresponding things to myself, Pauley Perrette seems like a possibility though. I'd be the double-agent who is seemingly on Sami's side but ends up betraying her, leading everyone to think that I am a good guy, when SECRETLY my only goal is to kill DexterSinister, who is played by R. Lee Ermey!

#17 Posted by i_like_swords (14024 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Ah, I never saw that. I'm bad at corresponding things to myself, Pauley Perrette seems like a possibility though. I'd be the double-agent who is seemingly on Sami's side but ends up betraying her, leading everyone to think that I am a good guy, when SECRETLY my only goal is to kill DexterSinister, who is played by R. Lee Ermey!

I was thinking Emily Browning but she's not menacing enough...How about Famke Jaansen?

#19 Edited by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

This has to be a musical, if not, this movie would suck.

#20 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Nah, Famke Janssen is too old. OH, also, I am going to have to resurrect Morpheus as an evil zombie to do my bidding.

#21 Posted by TifaLockhart (14046 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: dude, she's not old. She's in her forties, right?

#22 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: I saw too much of her in Nip/Tuck, in my mind she is firmly cemented into the "attractive older woman" role.

#24 Posted by i_like_swords (14024 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Nah, Famke Janssen is too old. OH, also, I am going to have to resurrect Morpheus as an evil zombie to do my bidding.

I was thinking maybe you tricked me into thinking that you were a hero, then when I get incarcerated for killing criminals/trolls, you reveal your dark, twisted backstory.

#26 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Edited by i_like_swords (14024 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

@i_like_swords: Hey, you just strike me as a laid back yet surprisingly efficient goofball.

That's actually me in a nutshell.. wow. I can tell we're gonna get on great.

#28 Edited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

@i_like_swords: Hey, you just strike me as a laid back yet surprisingly efficient goofball. @spideyivydaredevilfan26: Ooh, that is possible as well.

Yellow Lantern Venom v.s Psychotic Clown Killer in a burning mansion...Epic.

#29 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6294 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by judasnixon (6558 posts) - - Show Bio

I LOVE CASTING!!!

Bumpy Boo shall be played by Tatiana Maslany (Orphan Black)

#31 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually I wanna be Ksenia Solo.

#33 Edited by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Actually I wanna be Ksenia Solo.

Fair enough...If I'm Benicio Del Toro. ;-)

#35 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Only if you use his psychotic groan he had in Sin City!

#36 Edited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Only if you use his psychotic groan he had in Sin City!

DEAL. I could totally imagine Reignmaker trying to convince everybody I'm crazy for liking the SW prequels and displaying me in fron of the full moon.

"Speak up, Mr. SIDF26...We can't here you..."

"You...moron. Tonight I will kill...All of you. I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"

#37 Posted by Vortex13 (12250 posts) - - Show Bio

Dibs on Stephen Fry!

#38 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

Me as Steve Carell

#39 Edited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

Can we please have Antoine Fuqua direct this? He did Shooter and Training Day. Or if not, George Lucas? Or if not...Please don't kill me...M Night Shyamalan?

#40 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18032 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Jason Mamoa as TheAcidSkull....

didn't think you'd imagine me to be so handsome :P

#41 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm afraid that's a negative on Mr. Shyamalan. :P I'd actually be willing to see Frank Miller direct. He is a crappy writer but a solid director of quirky movies.

#42 Posted by judasnixon (6558 posts) - - Show Bio

Joy Girl shall be played by Allison Scagliotti (Warehouse 13)

#43 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

I'm afraid that's a negative on Mr. Shyamalan. :P I'd actually be willing to see Frank Miller direct. He is a crappy writer but a solid director of quirky movies.

What about Fuqua and Lucas?

#44 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Oooh, not bad....

#45 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18032 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio

Lucas can't direct for balls. Fuqua I dunno.

#47 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6468 posts) - - Show Bio

Joy Girl shall be played by Allison Scagliotti (Warehouse 13)

Every time I see Allison Scagliotti I see Mindy from Drake & Josh. Maybe for wildvine...But I'm gonna say no for Joygirl, don't think she could play evil.

#48 Edited by Joygirl (19598 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Edited by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

All is well in Comicvine. Until the anti-lubrication union decides to cause trouble. Only an elite team can stop their unspeakable evil.

Anthony Hopkins as InnerVenom123.

Christian Bale as FadeToBlackBolt.

Ben Whishaw as Decoy Elite.

Macaulay Culkin as MasterJohn.

COMICVINE: RETRIBUTION.

COMING THIS SUMMER.

#50 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18032 posts) - - Show Bio