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#51 Edited by Superskrull86 (1831 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey, i'm on a picture.

#52 Edited by Pyrogram (34311 posts) - - Show Bio

@sc: That's a brilliant idea. Ask me sub forum. Damn! Could be a "Get to know Other users" kinda thing.

#53 Posted by Samimista (20569 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Hehe! I sees somebody's join the dark side. >=D So glad you made an Ask Me thread. =D

How do you think of such creative posts? Does it come naturally? Is there a magical power involved? =O

Happy Unbirthday?

Kitties or puppies?

Do you know the hokey pokey?

Would you want to play the Joker in a film or perhaps write an ongoing for him?

#54 Posted by King Saturn (223716 posts) - - Show Bio

I have one too... it's kind of fun.

#55 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

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@wildvine said:

Joker, hey. What's Kraken?

The ocean of Norway is cracking, under the the whirlpools caused by sea-monsters.

If a man created a robot that was more intelligent than him, and the robot made a Thinking Cap that made the man smarter than the robot, then who is really more intelligent?

The Thinking Cap is smarter than them both.

How do you think of such creative posts? Does it come naturally? Is there a magical power involved? =O

I wear the Thinking Cap mentioned above. It certainly works a charm!

Happy Unbirthday?

No. I WAS happy, until you undid my happiness by wishing me an unbirthday.

Kitties or puppies?

Puppies!

Do you know the hokey pokey?

Nope, but I invented the Jokey Pokey! $5 for lessons.

Would you want to play the Joker in a film or perhaps write an ongoing for him?

I'd prefer Troy Baker, or Anthony Misiano, or a similar someone to play Joker's magnificent part.

#56 Posted by wildvine (8018 posts) - - Show Bio

Great answer.

Would you date this woman?

#57 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: I would MARRY that woman.

P.S. Artist's name?

#58 Posted by wildvine (8018 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: I would MARRY that woman.

P.S. Artist's name?

Sorry. Don't know. Should up randomly in an image search. Google working hard to stay confusing.

#59 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: The name's Serge Birault, responsible for THESE works of art:

This is giving me an octopus-fetish...

#60 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17496 posts) - - Show Bio

Regarding my own ask thread. Plug: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/ask-a-decepticon-658150/?messageId=10217299&page=1

It is actually a good way for me to talk to other users. Especially now the wall posts are just not that good. People ask me a question and I answer and its a good way to break the ice. I have noticed this goes the same way in other ask threads. And I do talk to people in their ask threads too.

There is no harm in them and there is rarely if ever more than a few on the first page of the off topic. This thread has just actually helped encourage keep them alive and make me realize they are pretty important.

#61 Posted by cameron83 (6499 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think that there is anything wrong with them. In fact,it can be a great way to know more about the person.

If someone wants to make one,then there should be no problem with it or any restraint in my opinion

#62 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

I have this plan, and I keep waiting for the perfect time, and then...and then.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

A sub-forum would be cool. Another one for all the "Who's The Hottest DC/Marvel/Indie/Manga/Fictional/Movie/TV/Show/Anime/ThisActressVSThatActress/Blonde/Brunette/Redhead/Rainbow-Haired Character/Person/Alien/Species?" threads. Just sayin'. ;p

1) WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?

2) IF YOU COULD FLY, WHERE WOULD YOU FLY FIRST?

3) WHY AM I SCREAMING?

#63 Posted by KingOfAsh (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

I plan to make one sometime soon

#64 Posted by Pyrogram (34311 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder who started the trend :O

#65 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis:

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1) WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?Somewhere...over the rainbow.
2) IF YOU COULD FLY, WHERE WOULD YOU FLY FIRST?

I would fly up to my nest of course! So I can eat my babies.

3) WHY AM I SCREAMING?BECAUSE YOUR EXTREME OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR ME CAN FORBEAR AN INDOOR-VOICE NO LONGER, AND YOU MUST SCREAM WITH EXCITEMENT IN THE PRESENCE OF MY GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe caps lock is on.

#66 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7604 posts) - - Show Bio

>:O

#67 Posted by Joygirl (17962 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Would you rather:

- Burn down the Westboro Baptist Church

- Permanently cripple Sean Penn

or

- Force-feed meatloaf to the CEO of PETA?

#68 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio
#69 Edited by Xwraith (14456 posts) - - Show Bio

Favorite current book?

#70 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19873 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

@jokergeist: Would you rather:

- Burn down the Westboro Baptist Church

- Permanently cripple Sean Penn

or

- Force-feed meatloaf to the CEO of PETA?

Man that is an awesome question.

#71 Posted by Joygirl (17962 posts) - - Show Bio
#72 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
Cool story bro
Now lets roll
I am so evil

But, yeah some people should stop asking too many questions.

#73 Edited by StMichalofWilson (3608 posts) - - Show Bio

So everyone is asking questions on their own threads...so what? Everyone like to ask questions

#74 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#75 Edited by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
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@joygirl said:

Would you rather:

- Burn down the Westboro Baptist Church

- Permanently cripple Sean Penn

or

- Force-feed meatloaf to the CEO of PETA?

I'd aggressively and forcefully feed meatloaf (made of puppies) to the CEO of PETA, feeding him with a chainsaw. Then I'd convince his every employee to join the dark side, and work for PETW (People for the Ethical Treatment of Walugi).
@xwraith said:

Favorite current book?

I'm not up-to-date with current comics....HOWEVER I will purchase every single goddamn Villain's Month comic that's coming out, so I'll get back to you in the near September!
#76 Posted by Pimparoo (49 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Hey, don't be a jerk to my friend! He's just joking around man

#77 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@pimparoo: Aww did I hurt his feelings? Here, give him this cookie.

#78 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

You read the Joker story in Batman '66?

#79 Posted by Angryprune (684 posts) - - Show Bio

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

#80 Edited by The Stegman (22705 posts) - - Show Bio

I never made one, I never entered one.

#81 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist:

Favourite colour and why?

Favourite animal and why?

Favourite day of the week and why?

Favourite holiday and why?

#82 Posted by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

Good idea, I should start an ask me thread.

#83 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
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You read the Joker story in Batman '66?

I don't think so.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork), if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

@lykopis said:

Favourite colour and why?

Purple. Because it's the color of royalty...and VANITY! Hahahahaha!!!

@lykopis said:

Favourite animal and why?

Hyenas. Because they are vicious bone-crushing heart-striking joker-laughing MONSTERS!
@lykopis said:

Favourite day of the week and why?

Wednesday. Because that's the day when I spend $200 dollars on Villain's Month comics.
@lykopis said:

Favourite holiday and why?

April Fool's Day!

#84 Posted by SeriousNote (60 posts) - - Show Bio
#85 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

SERIOUSLY @linkxv1??? Really?

Did you REALLY just board this train?

#86 Posted by LinkXV1 (489 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: TBF, it's this thread that made me wanna. YOU CREATED THIS!!!

#87 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@linkxv1: Ironically, the production rate of these 'Ask Me' threads has increased by 20% since I created this thread.

#88 Posted by LinkXV1 (489 posts) - - Show Bio
#90 Posted by 616Vulture (1470 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey why isn't mine on there its called Interrogate Me. I demand to be recognized!!!!!!!!!!

#91 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#92 Edited by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@henrik You are GUILTY for Global Vine Pollution!

#93 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

The fact some people defends this troll spam and bitch about trolling and the other types of spaming

#94 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#95 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#96 Posted by superstay (9617 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Sorry about that, I made them popular again. :P

And I thank you, now I save $59.99 on my car insurance

d^_^b

#97 Posted by henrik (562 posts) - - Show Bio
#98 Edited by henrik (562 posts) - - Show Bio

@jokergeist: Yes, I know, I'm guilty! Do you like metal?

#99 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio
#100 Posted by Skysword (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Why are you such a comedic genius?