If I were in charge of the World there would be a lot fewer people...
@cgoodness: I hate to break it to you but after 21 technically you're just decaying...it's all down hill from here buddy.
@misterwhisper: I'm not sure if you just told us you're married to a pornstar?
Can you tell us the sentence? The curiosity I'd killing me.
Pokemon was great, Spongebob...not so much.
On my wife thing, no she is not a porn star, she is one of the top clothing designers on various adult online games.
Ok the college thing.
I was in class with this super nice and also super hot girl, she was a cheerleader, a sorority girl, and had fiery red hair, she was also like 5'11".
I had a song stuck in my head that day so as I am in class I am kind of singing it under my breath, I look up and she is looking at me like I am holding a box of kittens and diamonds.
When the class was over she walks up to me in the hall and says. "Hey, I loved that song, you seem like a nice guy. I do not normally do this, but when should go out some time. What do you think of me?"
Now... What I meant to say way. "Going out would be great, you are hot and I like tall girls." (I know not a great line anyway but I have no game)
HOWEVER, what came out of my damn mouth was "Awesome, you are hot for a big girl."
She literally stopped in her tracks, started crying and ran into the bathroom and her large group of friends went with her... it was all down hill from there.
WTF that exists?
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