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#1 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Have you ever felt lonely? Do you feel like you're the Batman of the real life, well don't worry your not. Because Batman gets the girls and you don't.

But don't worry something has come to fix that. Welcome to Comic Vine Love Nest.

Here you can find you unique possibly real singles who enjoy the same topics as you and will argue how Batman would totally beat Superman with prep with the same feverish madness you do.

Just check out these comments from real users just like you that we totally took out of context:

I've covered all the bases. Red's the most fun. –Mercy

You too can finally finish off those lonely nights were it's just you and a copy of Witchblade.

Wanna come back to my Batcave? –JediXman

More innuendo then you can imagine.

I really love COMIC CHARACTER OF CHOICE HERE. Tee hee. –Totallynotaspambot2000

We...we are sort of terrible people.

Pulling out the superwanker card I see.- Decoy Elite

Seriously, I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Almost everything god_spawn says. Seriously, I couldn’t pick.

I'll....I'll just be in the corner.

Hey hey i heard that. We have legal prostitution- Aiden Cross

Alone. :'(

If Scorpion is in it.- yourneighborhoodcomicbookgeek

This thread exist for making as many terrible comic themed pick up lines and general comic dating jokes. Unless it's locked, then it exists to add a reason for me to get banned.

#2 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a terrible person and I regret nothing.

#3 Posted by russellmania77 (14624 posts) - - Show Bio

Decoy go home, your drunk... Also

I AM BATMAN

#4 Posted by Mercy_ (92635 posts) - - Show Bio

.......oh lord

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#5 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (12366 posts) - - Show Bio

Online
#6 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

.......oh lord

I lied, I regret not catching you telling people to kiss your a$$. That quote would have been one heart symbol away from perfect for this thread.

#7 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: This could have worked.

Fckkk the Blackhawks.

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#8 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: This could have worked.

Fckkk the Blackhawks.

Man, I was really off the ball on this one.

#9 Posted by mikethekiller (8333 posts) - - Show Bio

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#10 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19968 posts) - - Show Bio

You better put me in the OP Decoy. Say I'm awesome or something along those lines...because I'm not egotistical at all...

#11 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

You better put me in the OP Decoy. Say I'm awesome or something along those lines...because I'm not egotistical at all...

Be careful what you wish for.

Because, you. might. just. get. it.

#12 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19968 posts) - - Show Bio

Bro I already know you are going to try and turn it upside down on me, but I want to message to be exactly "I'm more awesome than Decoy Elite". The truth must be released unto the public!

#13 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19968 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually I like "If Scorpion is in it". Keep it that way.

#15 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19968 posts) - - Show Bio

WHAT IS THIS? NO PROPER CAPITAL LETTERS ON MY USERNAME? MY OCD SENSES ARE TINGLING!!!

#16 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: ROFL YOU ACTUALLY MADE a comic vine love nest thread XD !!!

On that note hows about we boomtube over to your place baby

#17 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually I like "If Scorpion is in it". Keep it that way.

I was going to change one word but I decided to be nice. :P

@decoy_elite: ROFL YOU ACTUALLY MADE a comic vine love nest thread XD !!!

On that note hows about we boomtube over to your place baby

Had to do it, it was trapped in my demented little mind for too long.

Also yessssssssssssss.

#18 Posted by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: if I was a star sapphire id be commimg for you

#19 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread was just a matter of time. It makes so much sense in an awful, twisted yet truthful way.

#20 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17376 posts) - - Show Bio

eheheh AHHAHAA XD oh man, this is awesome.

#21 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

Can we quote people out of context too, though???

#22 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Can we quote people out of context too, though???

Of course.

#23 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

How have I not been quoted?

#24 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a 7'1" Cancer. I like to take long moon lit walks and collect animal droppings.

Love me?

#25 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

How have I not been quoted?

Because I don't know how to search your history with the new set up.

#26 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

How have I not been quoted?

I was going to say just that.

#27 Edited by consolemaster001 (4987 posts) - - Show Bio

#28 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's one of what will be a long list of @laflux gems:

I would say the penetrative damage Lizard could achieve would be a problem

#29 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17376 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Here's one of what will be a long list of @laflux gems:

I would say the penetrative damage Lizard could achieve would be a problem

OH come on Lyko! calling Laflux here will be the death of me!

#31 Edited by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull: sorry!

(I have more before I go poof!)

@laflux

guys that "dress up in their underwear" are paying the bills

@innervenom123

Can't really think of any comics that fit...

...and with that, I am off! :P

#32 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (9590 posts) - - Show Bio

I want some more.

#33 Posted by CykoJimmY (124 posts) - - Show Bio

Poop

#34 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

This is brilliant...

#35 Edited by laflux (14339 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a terrible person and I regret nothing.

I'm in awe of you........

#36 Edited by martyyy15 (1223 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets get some more pick up lines lol

#37 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't quote, so I'll have to be original.

You must be a telepath, because you've been on my mind all day.

#38 Posted by TDK_1997 (14474 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't want to be a show off but.............. I'M BATMAN!

#39 Edited by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

BumpyBoo

I have toes! O_O

#40 Posted by BumpyBoo (7676 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

BumpyBoo

I have toes! O_O

Aw man....that was an interesting night O_O I am suddenly kind of happy the old wall to walls perished. So many drunken proclamations of love best forgotten XD

#41 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

Fuchsia_Nightingale

Beards on anything make them better!

#42 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't get the Hulk angry. He just gets bigger and stronger and smashes everything.

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#44 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so awkward!!

#47 Posted by TDK_1997 (14474 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't get the Hulk angry. He just gets bigger and stronger and smashes everything.

Hahaha.Nice one.

#48 Edited by Samimista (20609 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh, BumpyBoo, paint me like one of your British Bumbags." - Samimista

Even though she's Welsh. xD

#49 Posted by BumpyBoo (7676 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh, BumpyBoo, paint me like one of your British Bumbags." - Samimista

Even though she's Welsh. xD

That is one of my favourite quotes of yours ever :D

#50 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: The reason why you didn't put me in the OP is because you don't have any out of context quotes with me.:p

Decoy go home, your drunk... Also

I AM BATMAN

No you're not. You know how I know? Because I'm Batman.