Comic Vine is love, Comic Vine is life.

-I was only 9 years old.

-I loved Comic Vine so much, I responded to all the threads.

-I prayed to the staff every night, thanking them for the gift of Comic Vine.

-"Comic Vine is love" "Comic Vine is life"

-GiantBomb hears me and calls me a fag.

-I knew they were just jealous of our devotion to the comics.

-I call them Gam3r N00BS and remind them of Half Life 3.

-They go into rage mode with the DSR-50 and shoot me down.

-I'm crying now, my body hurts.

-I lay in my bed and it's cold.

-A warmth is moving towards me.

-It's Comic Vine!

-They whisper in my ear "For the record, this is not canon"

-I cry tears of joy for Comic Vine.

-I can feel the Plot Device Armor crawling through my body.

-Comic Vine roars a mighty roar, fiercer than the destruction of Krypton.

-GiantBomb walks in.

-Comic Vine stairs them straight in the eyes and says "I didn't even need prep time"

-Comic Vine leaves and all the days from here on out are known as "Post New Crisis"

-Comic Vine is love, Comic Vine is life.

Mods, don't you dare lock this.

You should have made this a Blog.

Did you like?

Maybe, I have a bone to pick on GiantBust also. ;p

I'm guessing people will star making their own stories.

It's all speedblitzed now...

Moved to Blog form.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this post gave me cancer anyway.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: I take it you loved it.

This thread got bookmarked so hard

lmao i just went to giantbomb for the first time LOL is it an exact ripoff of this site?

:D

@deathstroke52: 9?

*gets high off purp*

It's like this site, but for video games.

The mods suck though. (I have an account but only for trolling, I never go on though)

Yeah?

@dboyrules2011: lol wut

NICE.

@deathstroke52: You know...

@nefarious: Thank you :)

@dboyrules2011: Uhh loool

@deathstroke52: ^_^

@dboyrules2011: Haha

Take 2!

@deathstroke52: ;)

Your welcome, Deathstroke52. :)