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#1 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of .
 
GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

#2 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

Thanos :

Stupid Darkseid! You little lowlife runt!

Do you realize who you're trying to front?

I defeat my entire Marvel universe, you can't even beat Superman!

Just watch out when I slip on the Infinity Gauntlet on my hand!

Lil' punk, with his stupid useless Omega Effect!

I could beat that with simply my great intellect!

I'm strong enough to take on the all-father Odin!

You're weak to a stupid substance Radion!

Doomsday beat you, I can beat Doomsday.

You stupid New-God, I could beat you in anyway!

=====

Darkseid :

Ah, is my stupid rip-off trying to roast on Darkseid?

You're a runt. You're nothing compared to me.

You in love with Death, because I'm about to kill you!

Exactly, I'm a New-God what are you gonna do?

I'll shred past you with my Omega Beams!

Then now how is your life going to be redeemed?

Stupid weakling, with your Infinity Gauntlet device?

Fight without it, like a real man, unless you're to weak to suffice?

Now that I've blown you to pieces, I'll let you cope and collect.

Just remember, I have far greater rap intellect!

=================================================

You decide who won.

#3 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

LOOOL awsome i did one with Shuma Gorath vs Galactus!!. loool ahhh cmon im sure you can do better than that!!!
#4 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

Thanos :

Stupid Darkseid! You little lowlife runt!

Do you realize who you're trying to front?

I defeat my entire Marvel universe, you can't even beat Superman!

Just watch out when I slip on the Infinity Gauntlet on my hand!

Lil' punk, with his stupid useless Omega Effect!

I could beat that with simply my great intellect!

I'm strong enough to take on the all-father Odin!

You're weak to a stupid substance Radion!

Doomsday beat you, I can beat Doomsday.

You stupid New-God, I could beat you in anyway!

=====

Darkseid :

Ah, is my stupid rip-off trying to roast on Darkseid?

You're a runt. You're nothing compared to me.

You in love with Death, because I'm about to kill you!

Exactly, I'm a New-God what are you gonna do?

I'll shred past you with my Omega Beams!

Then now how is your life going to be redeemed?

Stupid weakling, with your Infinity Gauntlet device?

Fight without it, like a real man, unless you're to weak to suffice?

Now that I've blown you to pieces, I'll let you cope and collect.

Just remember, I have far greater rap intellect!

=================================================

You decide who won.

LOOOL awsome i did one with Shuma Gorath vs Galactus!!. loool ahhh cmon im sure you can do better than that!!!

I gotta go study but I'll try and whip one out later xD

#5 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I did a rap post back then in a Thanos vs. Darkseid Epic Rap Battle thread. It was hilarious.

LOOOL awsome i did one with Shuma Gorath vs Galactus!!. loool ahhh cmon im sure you can do better than that!!!

I gotta go study but I'll try and whip one out later xD

no worries peace dude.
#6 Posted by Loki9876 (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

this is cool but I can't rap

#7 Posted by nickzambuto (13629 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

#8 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

Batman? hmm can i use Jason Todd (Red Hood)?
#9 Edited by Loki9876 (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

okay I said I can't rap but I tried something I couldn't help myself

Captain America vs. Red Skull

Captain America

I am Captain America with my mighty shield.

I'm the sentinel of liberty and I command you to yield.

I socked hitler in the jaw more than 100 times.

And i'm better in the art of the musical rhymes.

I've joined the avengers earth's mightiest heroes.

I've got more power than whole of you in my tiny toes.

You better surrender to this star-spangled man or

you might discover fighting me isn't that great of a plan.

Red Skull

I'm the red skull.

I'm the über-mensch.

You've just got über-stench.

I've got everything might, power and will.

I don't listen to Hitler's commands anymore

because I've improved in skill.

Should I be impresses of your ab?

Everything special about you came out of a lab.

I don't accept disrespect

I can defeat you alone with my mighty intellect.

#10 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

I challenge anyone with Rorschach.

#11 Posted by Loki9876 (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

exciting

#12 Posted by nickzambuto (13629 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

Batman? hmm can i use Jason Todd (Red Hood)?

Bitch I'm BATMAN!

The mothaf*ckin Dark Knight!

I'll chew you up, spit you out, and toss you outta sight!

You're just Robin, and not even the good one.

Sorry, but I can no longer call such a dissapointment my son.

You've been disowned, b*tch! You're of no use to me,

don't expect an invite to the family portrait, cause you're the last person I wanna see.

What do I need with you? I got sidekicks in surplus.

Oh, and guess what. I let Joker kill you on purpose.

#13 Posted by joewell (6353 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

Batman? hmm can i use Jason Todd (Red Hood)?

Bitch I'm BATMAN!

The mothaf*ckin Dark Knight!

I'll chew you up, spit you out, and toss you outta sight!

You're just Robin, and not even the good one.

Sorry, but I can no longer call such a dissapointment my son.

You've been disowned, b*tch! You're of no use to me,

don't expect an invite to the family portrait, cause you're the last person I wanna see.

What do I need with you? I got sidekicks in surplus.

Oh, and guess what. I let Joker kill you on purpose.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

can't stop loling

#14 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

Batman? hmm can i use Jason Todd (Red Hood)?

Bitch I'm BATMAN!

The mothaf*ckin Dark Knight!

I'll chew you up, spit you out, and toss you outta sight!

You're just Robin, and not even the good one.

Sorry, but I can no longer call such a dissapointment my son.

You've been disowned, b*tch! You're of no use to me,

don't expect an invite to the family portrait, cause you're the last person I wanna see.

What do I need with you? I got sidekicks in surplus.

Oh, and guess what. I let Joker kill you on purpose.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

can't stop loling

Ey yo Bruce how's that back feelin my wigga?

Bane tore that ass up left you damn near for dead my wigga

But that aint half bad as when i let you get a taste of my trigga

You left me all alone when i needed you most

letting a kid die at the hands of your worst nemesis aint nothing to boast

While i was fighting for my life

You was at the crib getting head from Grayson thats gay son

Its only a matter of time for i make you pay the price

#15 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I challenge anyone with Rorschach.

I got you, let me know what character you want me to spit for but no watchmen please my knowledge on the others is limited, Rorschach i can diss.

#16 Posted by nickzambuto (13629 posts) - - Show Bio

@Loki9876 said:

okay I said I can't rap but I tried something I couldn't help myself

Captain America vs. Red Skull

Captain America

I am Captain America with my mighty shield.

I'm the sentinel of liberty and I command you to yield.

I socked hitler in the jaw more than 100 times.

And i'm better in the art of the musical rhymes.

I've joined the avengers earth's mightiest heroes.

I've got more power than whole of you in my tiny toes.

You better surrender to this star-spangled man or

you might discover fighting me isn't that great of a plan.

Red Skull

I'm the red skull.

I'm the über-mensch.

You've just got über-stench.

I've got everything might, power and will.

I don't listen to Hitler's commands anymore

because I've improved in skill.

Should I be impresses of your ab?

Everything special about you came out of a lab.

I don't accept disrespect

I can defeat you alone with my mighty intellect.

Cap won most def, this was great though.

@IZZR said:

@joewell said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

@nickzambuto said:

@IZZR said:

Basically for anyone interested i think it would be funny to have a rap battle, challenge anyone whith any character and just write the funniest insults you could think of . GO!! First who wants to challenge me and with which character?

I challenge you. I think I'll use... Batman. Maybe you could be Cap or Daredevil? Maybe Nightwing?

Batman? hmm can i use Jason Todd (Red Hood)?

Bitch I'm BATMAN!

The mothaf*ckin Dark Knight!

I'll chew you up, spit you out, and toss you outta sight!

You're just Robin, and not even the good one.

Sorry, but I can no longer call such a dissapointment my son.

You've been disowned, b*tch! You're of no use to me,

don't expect an invite to the family portrait, cause you're the last person I wanna see.

What do I need with you? I got sidekicks in surplus.

Oh, and guess what. I let Joker kill you on purpose.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

can't stop loling

Ey yo Bruce how's that back feelin my wigga?

Bane tore that ass up left you damn near for dead my wigga

But that aint half bad as when i let you get a taste of my trigga

You left me all alone when i needed you most

letting a kid die at the hands of your worst nemesis aint nothing to boast

While i was fighting for my life

You was at the crib getting head from Grayson thats gay son

Its only a matter of time for i make you pay the price

Well that was fun :p

#17 Posted by MonsterStomp (17813 posts) - - Show Bio

Was totally thinking about this.

#18 Edited by Selinaky (677 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

#19 Posted by Loki9876 (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: thanks

#20 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

#21 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

Rorschach

Oh, you scumbag Hulk. You think you're so strong?

This is the moment I've been waiting for so long.

Out of my way because people have to be told about how dumb you are.

But I can see your cheap purple shorts from so afar.

I've seen your true face along with the city's and their both pretty ugly.

You can't spell for sh*t. Are you fake? Absolutely.

"HULK SMASH!!!" Says the Tricky Dick.

Everyone knows you're a steaming pile of sh*t.

Rorschach's Journal : October 12th, 1985, I schooled a green kid.

If you think you can beat me why don't you go ahead and "DO IT!!!"

I'm the supehero killer because I'm ripping through these rhymes.

The only thing you rip is your cheap little shorts all the time.

You're so strong, but unfortunately not where it counts.

I've beaten you, but don't be sad, because men get arrested and dogs get put down.

#22 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR said:

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

Rorschach

Oh, you scumbag Hulk. You think you're so strong?

This is the moment I've been waiting for so long.

Out of my way because people have to be told about how dumb you are.

But I can see your cheap purple shorts from so afar.

I've seen your true face along with the city's and their both pretty ugly.

You can't spell for sh*t. Are you fake? Absolutely.

"HULK SMASH!!!" Says the Tricky Dick.

Everyone knows you're a steaming pile of sh*t.

Rorschach's Journal : October 12th, 1985, I schooled a green kid.

If you think you can beat me why don't you go ahead and "DO IT!!!"

I'm the supehero killer because I'm ripping through these rhymes.

The only thing you rip is your cheap little shorts all the time.

You're so strong, but unfortunately not where it counts.

I've beaten you, but don't be sad, because men get arrested and dogs get put down.

Im the Question vs Rorschach

ey yo Rorschach

You little fake b**ch

Aint it about time you hopped off my d**k

For way too long you been biting my style

Part of the Watchmen

You little f*g you watch men

Get a little kick outta watching Manhattan all nude

You need to get yourself a new hobby my dude

I been fresh, big rep, respec, get neck while i stay bussin my Tec

Detective all the time i even got my boy Bruce Wayne asking for my time

Ive killed you with every rhyme

So stick to wearing your granny's panties over your face and fighting little scumbag crime

Everytime you wear those panties i know your blood boil

Coz you cant help but remember the time i sexed up your granny and gave her a boil

Q keep it real

Ror youre b**tch made

Never been laid coz youre afraid that youll feel shamed.

#23 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

I should be participating on this as Deadpool.

#24 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpoolrules said:

I should be participating on this as Deadpool.

Go ahead who do you wish me to be? Taskmaster? Agent X? Someone from X-Force?

#25 Edited by Selinaky (677 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

Hulk, you are but a vile ugly beast,

You should brush your teeth, or shower at least!

I could strike you down so very hard,

What little brains you have would be all over Midgard.

Bruce Banner is a better fighter than you,

"Hulk smash?" is that all you can do?

Alls you can accomplish is to cause a mess, Hulk.

It's no wonder that everyone prefers the Red Hulk.

You really think you're the strongest there is?

Think yourself lucky that I let you live.

(Haha that was fun, I think I'd try a different character now.)

#26 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR said:

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

Rorschach

Oh, you scumbag Hulk. You think you're so strong?

This is the moment I've been waiting for so long.

Out of my way because people have to be told about how dumb you are.

But I can see your cheap purple shorts from so afar.

I've seen your true face along with the city's and their both pretty ugly.

You can't spell for sh*t. Are you fake? Absolutely.

"HULK SMASH!!!" Says the Tricky Dick.

Everyone knows you're a steaming pile of sh*t.

Rorschach's Journal : October 12th, 1985, I schooled a green kid.

If you think you can beat me why don't you go ahead and "DO IT!!!"

I'm the supehero killer because I'm ripping through these rhymes.

The only thing you rip is your cheap little shorts all the time.

You're so strong, but unfortunately not where it counts.

I've beaten you, but don't be sad, because men get arrested and dogs get put down.

Im the Question vs Rorschach

ey yo Rorschach

You little fake b**ch

Aint it about time you hopped off my d**k

For way too long you been biting my style

Part of the Watchmen

You little f*g you watch men

Get a little kick outta watching Manhattan all nude

You need to get yourself a new hobby my dude

I been fresh, big rep, respec, get neck while i stay bussin my Tec

Detective all the time i even got my boy Bruce Wayne asking for my time

Ive killed you with every rhyme

So stick to wearing your granny's panties over your face and fighting little scumbag crime

Everytime you wear those panties i know your blood boil

Coz you cant help but remember the time i sexed up your granny and gave her a boil

Q keep it real

Ror youre b**tch made

Never been laid coz youre afraid that youll feel shamed.

You're called The Question because that's what I'm doing to your sexuality.

It's all HOMO, and that's just reality.

You say all I do is watch men.

But I can't do that to you because you're a woman. Step off before I get my Mac 10.

You keep saying "gay gay gay", but of course because you have experience in that area.

I ain't biting your style but you are biting the dust. Your persona is a hysteria.

I'm not scared of no nude blue b*tch while you're scared of red n' black guy with his panties on wrong.

You spitting saliva while I'm spitting lava. I died in an epic death you died from sickness

Actually I have to go now to study lol. Couldn't finish last lines

#27 Edited by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR said:

@Selinaky said:

Haha, the Batman vs Jason one is funny. Here's my attempt at Thor vs Loki, if anyone wants to do a better Loki retaliation, please do haha. (or can challenge me against Thor)

Thor:

Behold, mine brother, tremble in fright!

The God of Thunder hath entered this fight.

With mighty Mjolnir I shalt strike you down,

Truly, thou art unworthy of Odin's crown!

Little brother, you fool, learn thy place!

You are like a naughty child, such a disgrace.

Once again, it's the same old tricks,

'Tis nothing a bolt of thunder can't fix.

Your mere magic is of no concern to me,

Loki, your reign is over: HAVE AT THEE!

Loki:

Ugh, Thor, you stupid oaf!

Is that all you can do? Boast?

You are not mine brother, don't call me that!

I would be ashamed to be related to such a prat!

Throwing that hammar is all you can do,

I know all your moves better than you!

I pity you, Thor, and your tiny mind,

You are beneath Asgard, return to mankind!

Im rapping on behalf of the Hulk lol, here goes nothing.

Goldie Locks!!

Me crush you easy

Thinking so hard have Hulk real queezy

Where were you when i was crushing New York

We all know you pu**y sh*t scared you dork

All you good for is run and hide

Afraid of the true power i posses inside

Your boy Mr Ed holdin it down for Ass-gard

Whenever you get your ass beat you play the PIS card

Sentry gunned you

Serpernt sonned you

Your sh*t scared aren't you thinking bout what ill do!!!

Hulk out!

Rorschach

Oh, you scumbag Hulk. You think you're so strong?

This is the moment I've been waiting for so long.

Out of my way because people have to be told about how dumb you are.

But I can see your cheap purple shorts from so afar.

I've seen your true face along with the city's and their both pretty ugly.

You can't spell for sh*t. Are you fake? Absolutely.

"HULK SMASH!!!" Says the Tricky Dick.

Everyone knows you're a steaming pile of sh*t.

Rorschach's Journal : October 12th, 1985, I schooled a green kid.

If you think you can beat me why don't you go ahead and "DO IT!!!"

I'm the supehero killer because I'm ripping through these rhymes.

The only thing you rip is your cheap little shorts all the time.

You're so strong, but unfortunately not where it counts.

I've beaten you, but don't be sad, because men get arrested and dogs get put down.

Im the Question vs Rorschach

ey yo Rorschach

You little fake b**ch

Aint it about time you hopped off my d**k

For way too long you been biting my style

Part of the Watchmen

You little f*g you watch men

Get a little kick outta watching Manhattan all nude

You need to get yourself a new hobby my dude

I been fresh, big rep, respec, get neck while i stay bussin my Tec

Detective all the time i even got my boy Bruce Wayne asking for my time

Ive killed you with every rhyme

So stick to wearing your granny's panties over your face and fighting little scumbag crime

Everytime you wear those panties i know your blood boil

Coz you cant help but remember the time i sexed up your granny and gave her a boil

Q keep it real

Ror youre b**tch made

Never been laid coz youre afraid that youll feel shamed.

You're called The Question because that's what I'm doing to your sexuality.

It's all HOMO, and that's just reality.

You say all I do is watch men.

But I can't do that to you because you're a woman. Step off before I get my Mac 10.

You keep saying "gay gay gay", but of course because you have experience in that area.

I ain't biting your style but you are biting the dust. Your persona is a hysteria.

I'm not scared of no nude blue b*tch while you're scared of red n' black guy with his panties on wrong.

You spitting saliva while I'm spitting lava. I died in an epic death you died from sickness

Actually I have to go now to study lol. Couldn't finish last lines

Ha,lil Rorshach learned how to rhyme

Your death was so shitty,worst than Optimus Prime

I don't even need to rap

I already owned you,see how it ended fast?

I'll kill you as Marvel Universe

What will you do,dying is you curse

You was killed by a blue naked dude

You couldn't even beat ten cops,you f***ing noob

I'll beat every single day

Than take of your mask and sell it on e-bay

Now excuse me for early finishing

But Mr.Wilson is leaving the building

#28 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@Selinaky: Thor definitely won that one (between Thor and Hulk). I'd even say he stomped Hulk.

#29 Posted by Selinaky (677 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW said:

@Selinaky: Thor definitely won that one (between Thor and Hulk). I'd even say he stomped Hulk.

Thanks, I felt I might have lost that one haha.

#30 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@Selinaky said:

@blackadamFTW said:

@Selinaky: Thor definitely won that one (between Thor and Hulk). I'd even say he stomped Hulk.

Thanks, I felt I might have lost that one haha.

I don't know!What do you think about mine?

#31 Posted by Selinaky (677 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpoolrules: It's pretty funny :p Wonder how Rorschach would respond to it.

#32 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@Selinaky said:

@deadpoolrules: It's pretty funny :p Wonder how Rorschach would respond to it.

Well,thanks :P

#33 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW said:

@Selinaky: Thor definitely won that one (between Thor and Hulk). I'd even say he stomped Hulk.

Hey Adam

You sound a little mad

Is it coz you wish you was me real bad?

Or maybe you hate the fact I was the best Isis ever had?

How does it feel to get school by a kid

Ive damn near lost count of the times i done smacked you out your wig

Osiris? you need to stop molesting that kid

With a fine ass wife like Isis

its no doubt why you always talked about how amazing life is

Losing her was way too much for you

Had the whole world clap at you coz we was tryina help you fool

Everyone finally got to see you were one of the toughest around

I went easy on you though, one word from Shazam i woulda put your ass on the ground

You can never f**k with me even in your best day

I made Mary record all our fights and the times i done had you beat

so i just sit back and press play

alright alright alright you gon learn today!

Billy tha boss out peace you ugly as a muthaf**ka hairline damn near the back of your neck goblin looking ass dude.

#34 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5573 posts) - - Show Bio

Taskmaster vs Room. I came to challenge everybody in the house/ kill em all/and bury everybody's body in a couch/i'm out/because you bore me you should learn how to rap/Thor outta lose the hammer he has and learn how to scrap/loki is just a wussy/everyone knows Questions a p@ussy/Hulk claims he can smash/but lacks the genitals to push me/you wanna beef meet me in Miami Hialeah/how can I fear a man who's the complextion of lettuce bred Diarrhea?/please/not only am I badass and no how to rhyme/I can completly memic everyones fighting style AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!

#35 Posted by MonsterStomp (17813 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomsday

Yo IZZR drop that beat homie!

................................................

They call me Doomsday, this is the end of your days/

I drop more bombs then BinLadin does when he gets paid/

Rest in peace homie, I hope you get laid/

Get them 72 virgins out of my way!/

Im dropping them beats, with my feets/

Stamping on ground, like a stampeed/

Wonder Woman is round/

She looks my way, I'm heading for the hills/

But not without leaving 40,000 or more kills!

#36 Posted by nickzambuto (13629 posts) - - Show Bio

I challenge anyone with Solid Snake. You can be Batman, Cap, maybe even Master Chief. Sam Fisher is the obvious choice :P

#37 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@MonsterStomp said:

Doomsday

Yo IZZR drop that beat homie!

................................................

They call me Doomsday, this is the end of your days/

I drop more bombs then BinLadin does when he gets paid/

Rest in peace homie, I hope you get laid/

Get them 72 virgins out of my way!/

Im dropping them beats, with my feets/

Stamping on ground, like a stampeed/

Wonder Woman is round/

She looks my way, I'm heading for the hills/

But not without leaving 40,000 or more kills!

I got you Monster!

Ey yo Doomy

Aint you Zod's retarded son?

Whatever i think of you i gotta give you props for making Darkseids ugly ass run

Aint this fun?

Me battlin a nigga with no mom..

B*tch youre nothing but a failed experiment

With them baraka looking ass teeth i think you need a spearmint

I had your ass beat

On so many levels

Youre like a fly that wont die like Galactus's heralds

I heard your girl's name is Gerald

Who named her penis Harold

How many times have i slammed you you snitch

Your retarded ass is in the mirror every night like I am i am i am a bitch

Aint that rich

You fag

You thought a d*ck was a corndog so you decided to eat it with more sauce

Im on some S on my chest shit

You f***ing fake b*tch

Next time youre resurrected i hope you forget your survival kit

Crash on a planet inhabited by giant mutated ticks

Who proceed to choke your ass so you die real quick.

Yours Truly...Your Pops

#38 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Taskmaster vs Room. I came to challenge everybody in the house/ kill em all/and bury everybody's body in a couch/i'm out/because you bore me you should learn how to rap/Thor outta lose the hammer he has and learn how to scrap/loki is just a wussy/everyone knows Questions a p@ussy/Hulk claims he can smash/but lacks the genitals to push me/you wanna beef meet me in Miami Hialeah/how can I fear a man who's the complextion of lettuce bred Diarrhea?/please/not only am I badass and no how to rhyme/I can completly memic everyones fighting style AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!

Yo Tony

Im glad you showed up

Now hold up

You got some nerve to think you relevant

Youre nothing more than a failure my style is always prevelant

You got no real skill of your own

But its ironic you can't mimic my abilities

Once i scope you and mark you, you best pray you can outrun my artillery

Mercedes dont love you my dude

Mr X always be harassing you

Im constantly embarassing you

When you gonna start to learn you fool youre nothing more than a worthless tool

But its cool

Ive already taught you plenty of lessons

Its funny how the student has outperformed the teacher

Bitch you aint a disaster like a hurricane

Youre more like a disaster if grandma shitted on the train.

Bitch you lack game

Agent X is the name owning your ass is my game!

#39 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5573 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Taskmaster vs Room. I came to challenge everybody in the house/ kill em all/and bury everybody's body in a couch/i'm out/because you bore me you should learn how to rap/Thor outta lose the hammer he has and learn how to scrap/loki is just a wussy/everyone knows Questions a p@ussy/Hulk claims he can smash/but lacks the genitals to push me/you wanna beef meet me in Miami Hialeah/how can I fear a man who's the complextion of lettuce bred Diarrhea?/please/not only am I badass and no how to rhyme/I can completly memic everyones fighting style AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!

Yo Tony

Im glad you showed up

Now hold up

You got some nerve to think you relevant

Youre nothing more than a failure my style is always prevelant

You got no real skill of your own

But its ironic you can't mimic my abilities

Once i scope you and mark you, you best pray you can outrun my artillery

Mercedes dont love you my dude

Mr X always be harassing you

Im constantly embarassing you

When you gonna start to learn you fool youre nothing more than a worthless tool

But its cool

Ive already taught you plenty of lessons

Its funny how the student has outperformed the teacher

Bitch you aint a disaster like a hurricane

Youre more like a disaster if grandma shitted on the train.

Bitch you lack game

Agent X is the name owning your ass is my game!

Aww dont get mad cuz I could trash dat a$$/training day like Alonzo/and tax dat a$$/I would smack you/but you aint even worth it cuz/otherwise you'd be terrorized/like an insurgent dose/I could run circles around you if I was taking a crap/snap that sadomastic neck of yours/so you could take a nap/better take it back/you think your hotter then I?/Then how about instead of fighting/i'll have you sniped and you'll get shot in the eye.

#40 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

@IZZR said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Taskmaster vs Room. I came to challenge everybody in the house/ kill em all/and bury everybody's body in a couch/i'm out/because you bore me you should learn how to rap/Thor outta lose the hammer he has and learn how to scrap/loki is just a wussy/everyone knows Questions a p@ussy/Hulk claims he can smash/but lacks the genitals to push me/you wanna beef meet me in Miami Hialeah/how can I fear a man who's the complextion of lettuce bred Diarrhea?/please/not only am I badass and no how to rhyme/I can completly memic everyones fighting style AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!

Yo Tony

Im glad you showed up

Now hold up

You got some nerve to think you relevant

Youre nothing more than a failure my style is always prevelant

You got no real skill of your own

But its ironic you can't mimic my abilities

Once i scope you and mark you, you best pray you can outrun my artillery

Mercedes dont love you my dude

Mr X always be harassing you

Im constantly embarassing you

When you gonna start to learn you fool youre nothing more than a worthless tool

But its cool

Ive already taught you plenty of lessons

Its funny how the student has outperformed the teacher

Bitch you aint a disaster like a hurricane

Youre more like a disaster if grandma shitted on the train.

Bitch you lack game

Agent X is the name owning your ass is my game!

Aww dont get mad cuz I could trash dat a$$/training day like Alonzo/and tax dat a$$/I would smack you/but you aint even worth it cuz/otherwise you'd be terrorized/like an insurgent dose/I could run circles around you if I was taking a crap/snap that sadomastic neck of yours/so you could take a nap/better take it back/you think your hotter then I?/Then how about instead of fighting/i'll have you sniped and you'll get shot in the eye.

Youre pityful

Your sh*t is just lame

Starving ass b*tch begging for change

That skull mask is way outplayed

Get a new theme you drag queen

You got owned by Fury Jr. and you call yourself the best in the world

B*tch you aint even the best in your street

Everytime i meet your girl all i do is just skeet

Well done for getting your ass in MVC3 dawg

Its not a shock to me that that game fell off

Your boring ass style lacking so much charisma

You need to come up with better lines

Coz right about now you sound like a fagget ass version of Kevin Federline

Im being for real when i say id rather be battling Doom

Not a crack baby whos mother is on some shrooms

See dawg i dont for one second doubt

That you be sucking d**k to an unfogurable amount

Agent X out peace you trailor trash b*tch lol

#41 Edited by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

@IZZR said:

@Guardiandevil83 said:

Taskmaster vs Room. I came to challenge everybody in the house/ kill em all/and bury everybody's body in a couch/i'm out/because you bore me you should learn how to rap/Thor outta lose the hammer he has and learn how to scrap/loki is just a wussy/everyone knows Questions a p@ussy/Hulk claims he can smash/but lacks the genitals to push me/you wanna beef meet me in Miami Hialeah/how can I fear a man who's the complextion of lettuce bred Diarrhea?/please/not only am I badass and no how to rhyme/I can completly memic everyones fighting style AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!

Yo Tony

Im glad you showed up

Now hold up

You got some nerve to think you relevant

Youre nothing more than a failure my style is always prevelant

You got no real skill of your own

But its ironic you can't mimic my abilities

Once i scope you and mark you, you best pray you can outrun my artillery

Mercedes dont love you my dude

Mr X always be harassing you

Im constantly embarassing you

When you gonna start to learn you fool youre nothing more than a worthless tool

But its cool

Ive already taught you plenty of lessons

Its funny how the student has outperformed the teacher

Bitch you aint a disaster like a hurricane

Youre more like a disaster if grandma shitted on the train.

Bitch you lack game

Agent X is the name owning your ass is my game!

Aww dont get mad cuz I could trash dat a$$/training day like Alonzo/and tax dat a$$/I would smack you/but you aint even worth it cuz/otherwise you'd be terrorized/like an insurgent dose/I could run circles around you if I was taking a crap/snap that sadomastic neck of yours/so you could take a nap/better take it back/you think your hotter then I?/Then how about instead of fighting/i'll have you sniped and you'll get shot in the eye.

Youre pityful

Your sh*t is just lame

Starving ass b*tch begging for change

That skull mask is way outplayed

Get a new theme you drag queen

You got owned by Fury Jr. and you call yourself the best in the world

B*tch you aint even the best in your street

Everytime i meet your girl all i do is just skeet

Well done for getting your ass in MVC3 dawg

Its not a shock to me that that game fell off

Your boring ass style lacking so much charisma

You need to come up with better lines

Coz right about now you sound like a fagget ass version of Kevin Federline

Im being for real when i say id rather be battling Doom

Not a crack baby whos mother is on some shrooms

See dawg i dont for one second doubt

That you be sucking d**k to an unfigurable amount

Agent X out peace you trailor trash b*tch lol

#42 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5573 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice. Unfortunatly I'll be without internet so the battle hast to end for me.

#43 Posted by 8bitGangsta (392 posts) - - Show Bio

word

#44 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#45 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio

BUMP!!! C'mon guys lets get this lit up once more!

#46 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR:

I'm willing to bust out some verses as Master Chief.

#47 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@IZZR:

I'm willing to bust out some verses as Master Chief.

Who would you like to battle (what character?)
#48 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR: Not sure. Your call.

#49 Posted by IZZR (4289 posts) - - Show Bio
@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek
 
Sup to you who you will be dissing so i can write a reply for lol
 


 

#50 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20231 posts) - - Show Bio

@IZZR: Umm... how about Dragonborn?