Chuck Norris vs Morgan Freeman

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These two acting legends do battle, who wins?

All feats from all appearances and all pop culture feats apply (any characters they played, any Chuck Norris joke, all memes, etc.)

Both are bloodlusted

Fight takes place on an indestructible earth. Starting distance 50 feet.

Victory by ko or death

Who wins?

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Well thats tough, because Chuck Norris jokes include him being around before god, that creation came from his infalliable beard, and that Jesus owes him 3 dollars etc.. Where as Morgan Freeman plays God, voices God and so on. Lol. Its tough because theres so many Norris jokes. So I'll go with him.

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They form into Chuck Freeman and take over the multiverse

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Chuck Norris, I mean Theodore Roosevelt

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@arcus said:

Fight takes place on an indestructible earth. Starting distance 50 feet.

There's no such thing as an "indestructible" Earth when it comes to Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris.

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Realistically, Chuck.

Meme wise, Chuck.

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Chuck Norris!!!

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#9  Edited By thelocust619

Freeman clearly stomps in a complete mismatch. Chuck made up those rumors himself. Also, he's the guy in the Bigfoot costume. And Nessie. And he's the one who sucked all those goats in Mexico. He's a fraud.

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Morgan Freeman played God. I think he wins.

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@firestormfate1919 said:

Morgan Freeman played God. I think he wins.

God was born from Chuck Norris punching into nothing.

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@arcus said:

Fight takes place on an indestructible earth. Starting distance 50 feet.

There's no such thing as an "indestructible" Earth when it comes to Chuck Norris...

Lol this is true