Chuck Norris joke-thread.

Tell a joke about Chuck Norris.

For example: Chuck Norris is the first man to ever beat a brick-wall in tennis!

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is ten times the man he will ever be!

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Then the zombie explodes, since can survive being Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris would beat up Bruce Lee.

Oh.. wait. Jokes?

The Internet would be a better place without Chuck Norris jokes.

Wait...that a wasn't joke, that was a fact. Oh well.

one time Chuck Norris round house kicked a Nokia phone. He broke his leg trying to do it.

Fear of Spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with a watermelon

Chuck Norris died for your sins.

They say Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris, Well Chuck came back from the dead,

Lets see Bruce do that!

Macgyver can build a atomic bomb out of a toaster.

Chuck Norris IS a atomic bomb.