Caucasians vs Asians (Read OP)

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Every human born with native European ancestry and Caucasoid (Aryan and Semitic) traits ever since the beginning of humanity until the time you read this thread (see below for sample pictures)

From left to right: Random white people, illustration of King Olaf Guthrisson and his Vikings, Chuck Norris, Brock Lesnar, Albert Einstein, Larry Bird, Mel Gibson/illustration of William Wallace, George Washington, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Walt Disney

Versus every human born with native Central, East, and Southeast Asian ancestry and Mongoloid (North Mongol, Chinese, Indochinese, Polynesian, Micronesian, Japanese, Korean, Tibetan, and Malay) traits ever since the beginning of humanity until the time you read this thread. (see below for sample pictures)

From left to right: Jet Li (above), Bruce Lee (below), 14th Dalai Lama, the real life Ip Man, Confucius, Akira Toriyama, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong Il, Hirohito, creative illustration of Tokugawa Ieyasu, Jackie Chan

All of them are in their peak physical and mental condition before being fused into Amalgams; the Caucasian Amalgam and the Asian Amalgam. The Amalgams will have their combined strength, durability, speed, experience, knowledge, intelligence, etc.

The Amalgams meet at opposite ends of an abandoned London Bridge in midday, then both will have a five minute staredown before duking it out.

Who wins?

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Caucasians, they fight dirty and without honour or bridge collapse killing them both.

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@rev_sulphur: With that much of combined durability I'm pretty sure either could survive.

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@mandarinestro: Brah, you have some cool cntrl-c cntrl-z skills. Take this crap over to 4chan and see what you get.

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whites got the jews, this is hardly fair.

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Well we've got Norris but that have Chan. The will be close

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Asians, they have Martial Arts.

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What about those who have both traits?

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@soldier_kingston: For practical reasons, just ignore them. Unless of course someone is a mix-blood but has mostly traits of one race and very few of the other.

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#13  Edited By Mandarinestro
@symbioticspider-man said:

Asians, they have Martial Arts.

I'm pretty sure there are many white people who also study martial arts. And many of these people would beat Asian martial artists in weight class.

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Lets not forget about the white mans super power...smallpox blankets.

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@hayden86: Lolwut? 4chan sucks man, no way I'm going there.

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@mandarinestro: lol it is troll country for sure but some of the best trolls can be found once in awhile.

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