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The Ultimates face M.O.D.O.K. and the Gah Lak Tus cult, which is really into consuming things.
The women of the Uncanny X-Men decide to have a good ol’ fashioned Girls’ Night. Unfortunately it’s on the same night as the Terrigenesis Bomb’s detonation.
It's time to go to the far off future where the notion of the Justice League still exists. How can this be? It may not be quite what you think.
that is what happens when you use drugs
This is why Big Foot couldn't do it with a Mermain.
Don't worry doggie you get fixed son *-*
Use ... ALL THE PEPPER SPRAY!
after the Animal Kingdom overthrows us this is what superheroes will look like.
I may have lost a life or two inside this device... but I haven't forgotten what you have done to me...
Every child's reaction when they find out wrestling is fake
Cat:YYYYeeeeaaaaahhhhh*in deep Barry White voice*
Kung Pow was right! There were French Aliens D8
you see Aliens hate human food because of the calories. No Alien in going to prob me.
There are so many reasons why this uniform don't work but I lost my thought track staring at her midriff
I know what your thinking.... Darth Vader is going to kill all those poor souls.
A male's hell: Turned into a blue ball
No one ever pays me in gum...
A male's hell: Turned into a blue ballThis is my excited face. See how f'n exited I am.....
You mean I am going to die in Deathly Hallows?
Theirs a difference between Science Geeks and Comic Geeks, this is one of them.
Gimme the got dayum crack.
Guy: I don't spoon...you know what lay 8 inches away from me. I don't care how pretty you are I need my beauty sleep.
"Do my hoo hoos like big?"
Your gonna fail. No way out of it.
Your body will never be prepared
So this is what they meant by "or else".
They're not exactly the heroes we deserve...they're the heroes we could afford.
I know what you're thinking....Why do the mother look like she has to fart.
I knew this would be a terrible idea...
Is that a pimple?
Where the hell is the priest,I want to marry as fast as I can.
Cunnilingus - You know you want it!
Don't f##k with me or my sea-pony
Don't you find me beautiful?
Well there's your problem.
Error mesage #3242312
" I hit the club and the girls turn extra dyke ... "
"I dont got your money yet. Please gimme more time."
They're gonna eat me!!!
@minigunman123: Wade is gonna be major jealous
There can be only ONE!
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my phone, so please don't stab me!
@minigunman123: She's looking into your soul
Are you a man in drag? Because you look like a man in drag.
Yessh, that's ugly, and I know ugly
Hey, Hulk what is wrong with your pants?
HELP!!! IT'S THE INVASION OF THE MUTANT PLANTS FROM MARS!!!!
Use your keyboard!
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