Caption that picture...

ok, new game everyone :)

we'll take it in turns to post a random picture of something funny happening, comic or otherwise.

everyone else just tries to think up the funniest caption for the picture, simple?

here's the starting picture?

let the captioning begin :)

M

"A good way to get someone's attention is to hold a glass of water for five minutes and then slip your cold hand down their pants while they're driving.

"God no!, not more Britney!"

My turn...

Caption this picture...

Lady on the left - Did you just make a fart joke?

guys - LOL

Dude in middle: "Yeah, I asked her to wear that hat because I can't get this damn piece of spinach out between my teeth."

Man w/ his back to us: "Her hat reminds me of my scrodum!"

Guy on the right: "... and so this guy's like "Whoa, what are you doing here" and I'm like, yeah of course I am!""

The woman: "o rly?"

The guy in the middle: "Ya rly! That was the lulz of all sex escapades."

Guy on right: "Nice hat."

Guy in Middle: "Snicker."

Woman: "Shut it string boy."

How about this one?

Big Bird, Big Turkey....

"Bert?"

"Uhuh."

"What did you do to big bird?"

"Well, the other day when we had that dooby...."

M

"I swear, if Xander set's me up on another blind date i'm going to shove this stake so far up his..."

I actually read that it was being considered to kill off Big Bird. It obviously didn't go far. What's interesting is the story came out just after Captain America died. Sure it could be a lesson for kids to deal with death but I think it's more for parents to deal with. Plus kids at that age shouldn't have to see something that's such a downer. My lil' girl has a notion of death.

that's a bit harsh for lestat lol

M

Buffy: "He smells like Ben Gay and Vodka."

Buffy: "Why is Tom Cruise checking out Xander?"

Buffy : "Man, i didn't know vampires could fart so bad..."

Tom Cruise under his breath: "oh, yeah, bitch, whata think happened to katie."

ok just a quick manip... any guesses as to what Xander did to get in a police lineup with the 'usual suspects' ?

M

"Thats the guy officer, number 4, he put something in my drink, and when I woke up my clothes were missing, and he was photographing me......said he was making sure I wasnt a Vampire."

G-Man says:

"I actually read that it was being considered to kill off Big Bird. It obviously didn't go far. What's interesting is the story came out just after Captain America died. Sure it could be a lesson for kids to deal with death but I think it's more for parents to deal with. Plus kids at that age shouldn't have to see something that's such a downer. My lil' girl has a notion of death."

My little girl's twenty-five. She just has notions...

:-)

For that last Usual Suspects one.

"Ma'am if you could please point out the man who raped your goat for us...."

This episode is brought to you by the letter K...

BIg Bird: YOU SUCK!!!!!

Elmo:Damn it big bird i told you i'd pay you back.
Post Edited:2007-03-24 14:55:18

How about this one?

"seven, and two quaterpounders..."

"Come on baby daddy needs a new pair of shoes, no I'm serious if I gotta take one more #@!%ing step in these things I'm gonna kill me a mother%$#!"

bump

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