Captain America vs Spiderman Vs Batman Vs Thor / drinking contest

Captain America has three bottles of Bacardi 151

Spiderman has three bottle of morgan

Batman has a 20 pack

Thor has 100 bottles of everclear

who.blacks out first? :3 and who wins

bonus/ galactus drinks all the alcohol in all the 9 realms in one big shot aha..

Spidey loses

Thor's an Asgardian, they drink gallons of all sorts of crap like mead everyday, so win for thor.

try now lol

Spidey blacks out first

Cap probably has some resistance and wont go down easily. down next

Batman is a playboy biliionaire who throws parties, drinking is a common thing for him. goes down third

Thor just enjoys and tells about his adventures in jotunheim or something. Doesn't go down

Galactus just absorbs that crap and goes on his way, lol.

cld galactus really intake all.that ? lol

Thor wins here easy he is a Viking and they are used to drink alcohol all day long and are drunk all the time and they never pass out :)

Honestly the only one that should have any trouble here is Batman. The others have physiological advantages that will keep them going strong.

@deaditegonzo said:

http://phys.org/news63346824.html

Does this count as part of the nine realms? If so, Galactus is in some trouble lol.

LOOOOOOL what if he got drunk and ate his herald aha!

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

id like to put this healing factor to.the test when youve got that much alaochol hitting ur system . lol if thor could get drunk than why couldnt these heroes? than again it might be some super concentraded mix.of 300% bleechh!

@Shawnbaby: No healing factor will help him when alcohol hits his brain he would probably start spiting webs from his *utt :)

@Alyssabird said:

id like to put this healing factor to.the test when youve got that much alaochol hitting ur system . lol if thor could get drunk than why couldnt these heroes? than again it might be some super concentraded mix.of 300% bleechh!

cap git.cld.drunk!

@tg1982 said:

Thor and Cap don't get drunk. So Batman and Spidey would be the first ones down.

Afterwards, he bumped into a T-800 and forgot to protect his Black Cherry. That's the danger of alcohol...one minute you are getting carried around by gaint women...the next you are getting bent over a dumpster by a cybernetic killing machine from the future. Stay Sober, kids!

Odin raged on thor and beat him.up becuz of his anger and drunken disputes.lol. thor CAN git drunk! mmmmmmm ;p

@deaditegonzo: That's methyl alcohol though, the poisonous kind, not the inebriating kind.

@gunmetalgrey said:

@deaditegonzo: That's methyl alcohol though, the poisonous kind, not the inebriating kind.

and we all kno the inebriating is best ;p

aamd human logic iny regards says differently lol ;p im feeling it after half a bottle.of.captain ;p

@laflux said:

@Shawnbaby said:

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Spider-Man has normal tolerance to Alcoholic Beverages.

Peter actually doesn't really drink. He feels that with his Spider-Powers, it would be irresponsible.

@IncredibleBongoBands: Actually, Batman doesn't drink. He puts apple juice or something and pretend its liquor. So he would automatically lose to me. Spidey is going down second to Bruce. Thor would most likely win, but Cap would be a challenge.

Excuse me if I sound like a Buzz Killington

but this isn't really a battle .........

Well, I know literally nothing about alcohol drinking really..

peter because his lameness, or Bats because his staying away from alcohol..

Then Cap.

Thor'll be fine ;)

Bartender wins

Cap has stated he can not get drunk.

Spider-Man couldn't possibly drink fast enough for the toxins to get past his advanced healing factor.

Him and Thor polish off their own plus Cap's and Bruce's booze in the best Avengers' stag party ever.

aha and galactus? xD

Batman with prep....

lol aha... polishing a twenty pack isnt to hard ;p

@nerdork said:

Spidey goes down first...early and hard!

Batman next, but not after a few hours of intense drinking...then he reluctantly passes out with anger in his defeated heart.

I dont think Cap can get drunk, but lets say he can...eventually. It will take a ridiculous amount of alcohol for it to happen, but he would be next in this line-up.

Thor and Galactus dont pass out and just laugh at those who did.

looool thor and galactus drinking buddies ;p

@PowerHerc said:

Batman loses due to being a normal human.

Thor wins because his godly physiology can handle nearly any amount of alcohol.

Including Galactus?

Add some Jagerbombs and Adios drinks bro!!

lol xD I'll add some ever clear xD, x1,000,00 for galatus xD Imagine if he ate his herald cuz hes drunk XD

I would only imagine the milky way being a mix drink of JD and Coke for him lol.

@Dynamo8 said:

I would only imagine the milky way being a mix drink of JD and Coke for him lol.

LOL! but its not the milky way! its the 9 realms!