#1 Edited by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain America has three bottles of Bacardi 151

Spiderman has three bottle of morgan

Batman has a 20 pack

Thor has 100 bottles of everclear

who.blacks out first? :3 and who wins

bonus/ galactus drinks all the alcohol in all the 9 realms in one big shot aha..

#2 Posted by IncredibleBongoBands (69 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey loses

Thor's an Asgardian, they drink gallons of all sorts of crap like mead everyday, so win for thor.

#3 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

try now lol

#4 Posted by IncredibleBongoBands (69 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey blacks out first

Cap probably has some resistance and wont go down easily. down next

Batman is a playboy biliionaire who throws parties, drinking is a common thing for him. goes down third

Thor just enjoys and tells about his adventures in jotunheim or something. Doesn't go down

Galactus just absorbs that crap and goes on his way, lol.

#5 Posted by deaditegonzo (3690 posts) - - Show Bio

As a normal, slightly over weight unconditioned human, I can drink a six pack with barely any adverse effects. So Bats should be able to handle his 15, and get drunk, but not completely pass out drunk.

Spidey is a super human, I could see him handling his whole bottle.

Captain America passes out and is on the verge of alcohol poisoning.

Thor probably is fine lol.

#6 Edited by Mediumguy (166 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman loses first. Since he has only faked being drunk at parties and never had an alcoholic beverage in his life. His tolerance would be subpar.... then again that might not be the case tolerance-wise.

#7 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

cld galactus really intake all.that ? lol

#8 Posted by deaditegonzo (3690 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by BR_Havoc (1339 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor is last man standing no doubt about that. I say Captain America would do alright but he would be first to black out then Batman then Spidey.

#10 Posted by Miki1111 (188 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor wins here easy he is a Viking and they are used to drink alcohol all day long and are drunk all the time and they never pass out :)

#11 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly the only one that should have any trouble here is Batman. The others have physiological advantages that will keep them going strong.

#12 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo said:

http://phys.org/news63346824.html

Does this count as part of the nine realms? If so, Galactus is in some trouble lol.

LOOOOOOL what if he got drunk and ate his herald aha!

#13 Posted by Miki1111 (188 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

#14 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

#15 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

id like to put this healing factor to.the test when youve got that much alaochol hitting ur system . lol if thor could get drunk than why couldnt these heroes? than again it might be some super concentraded mix.of 300% bleechh!

#16 Posted by Miki1111 (188 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby: No healing factor will help him when alcohol hits his brain he would probably start spiting webs from his *utt :)

#17 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

id like to put this healing factor to.the test when youve got that much alaochol hitting ur system . lol if thor could get drunk than why couldnt these heroes? than again it might be some super concentraded mix.of 300% bleechh!

#18 Posted by tg1982 (2712 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor and Cap don't get drunk. So Batman and Spidey would be the first ones down.

#19 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

cap git.cld.drunk!

#20 Edited by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

@tg1982 said:

Thor and Cap don't get drunk. So Batman and Spidey would be the first ones down.

Afterwards, he bumped into a T-800 and forgot to protect his Black Cherry. That's the danger of alcohol...one minute you are getting carried around by gaint women...the next you are getting bent over a dumpster by a cybernetic killing machine from the future. Stay Sober, kids!

#21 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Odin raged on thor and beat him.up becuz of his anger and drunken disputes.lol. thor CAN git drunk! mmmmmmm ;p

#22 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1275 posts) - - Show Bio

@deaditegonzo: That's methyl alcohol though, the poisonous kind, not the inebriating kind.

#23 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

@gunmetalgrey said:

@deaditegonzo: That's methyl alcohol though, the poisonous kind, not the inebriating kind.

and we all kno the inebriating is best ;p

#24 Posted by Strider92 (16823 posts) - - Show Bio

Logic dictates it should be:

Thor<Spider-man<Captain America<Batman

Thor is an Asgardian and puts away alcohol easily. Spider-man with his superhuman metabolism should burn off alcohol pretty fast. Captain America should be higher than Batman due to him being enhanced.

#25 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

aamd human logic iny regards says differently lol ;p im feeling it after half a bottle.of.captain ;p

#26 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby said:

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Spider-Man has normal tolerance to Alcoholic Beverages.

#27 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@Shawnbaby said:

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Spider-Man has normal tolerance to Alcoholic Beverages.

Peter actually doesn't really drink. He feels that with his Spider-Powers, it would be irresponsible.

#28 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby said:

@laflux said:

@Shawnbaby said:

@Miki1111 said:

@Shawnbaby: Lol are you joking Peter Parker does not look the type for drinking contest he would probably get drunk from drinking Coca Cola :)

Bruce Wayne is a top model of Gotham he drinks whiskey at parties but that won>t help him against Captain and Thor.

Captain was a marine in the army he probably has a lot of drinking experience.

Galactus is too big to even hold a bottle in his hand :)

Once again win for Thor

Spider-Man has an advanced Healing Factor. Bruce does not.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Spider-Man has normal tolerance to Alcoholic Beverages.

Peter actually doesn't really drink. He feels that with his Spider-Powers, it would be irresponsible.

Yeah I know- I just thought it was because it would effect his equilibrium adversely and to because of responsibility.

#29 Posted by Batman242 (4862 posts) - - Show Bio

@IncredibleBongoBands: Actually, Batman doesn't drink. He puts apple juice or something and pretend its liquor. So he would automatically lose to me. Spidey is going down second to Bruce. Thor would most likely win, but Cap would be a challenge.

#30 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12391 posts) - - Show Bio

Excuse me if I sound like a Buzz Killington

but this isn't really a battle .........

#31 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (20202 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I know literally nothing about alcohol drinking really..

peter because his lameness, or Bats because his staying away from alcohol..

Then Cap.

Thor'll be fine ;)

#32 Posted by HughJackmanFan88 (63 posts) - - Show Bio

Bartender wins

#33 Posted by krauser99 (826 posts) - - Show Bio

Cap has stated he can not get drunk.

#34 Posted by FiMFTW (687 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man couldn't possibly drink fast enough for the toxins to get past his advanced healing factor.

Him and Thor polish off their own plus Cap's and Bruce's booze in the best Avengers' stag party ever.

#35 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

aha and galactus? xD

#36 Posted by Pyrogram (41269 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: ow shudup... spoil sport.

Thor stomps. Then cap, spider, bats...

#37 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9768 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with prep....

#38 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

lol aha... polishing a twenty pack isnt to hard ;p

#39 Posted by nerdork (4039 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey goes down first...early and hard!

Batman next, but not after a few hours of intense drinking...then he reluctantly passes out with anger in his defeated heart.

I dont think Cap can get drunk, but lets say he can...eventually. It will take a ridiculous amount of alcohol for it to happen, but he would be next in this line-up.

Thor and Galactus dont pass out and just laugh at those who did.

#40 Posted by RazzaTazz (8968 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman doesn't drink and this thread is not a battle.  Moving to off topic.  

#41 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerdork said:

Spidey goes down first...early and hard!

Batman next, but not after a few hours of intense drinking...then he reluctantly passes out with anger in his defeated heart.

I dont think Cap can get drunk, but lets say he can...eventually. It will take a ridiculous amount of alcohol for it to happen, but he would be next in this line-up.

Thor and Galactus dont pass out and just laugh at those who did.

looool thor and galactus drinking buddies ;p

#42 Posted by PowerHerc (85335 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman loses due to being a normal human.

Thor wins because his godly physiology can handle nearly any amount of alcohol.

#43 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

@PowerHerc said:

Batman loses due to being a normal human.

Thor wins because his godly physiology can handle nearly any amount of alcohol.

Including Galactus?

#44 Posted by Dynamo8 (444 posts) - - Show Bio

Add some Jagerbombs and Adios drinks bro!!

#45 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

lol xD I'll add some ever clear xD, x1,000,00 for galatus xD Imagine if he ate his herald cuz hes drunk XD

#46 Posted by PowerHerc (85335 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@PowerHerc said:

Batman loses due to being a normal human.

Thor wins because his godly physiology can handle nearly any amount of alcohol.

Including Galactus?

I didn't know Galactus was in this contest. If he is, then he wins.

Galactus eats planets. Imagine how much alcohol it would take to make him drunk

#47 Posted by Dynamo8 (444 posts) - - Show Bio

I would only imagine the milky way being a mix drink of JD and Coke for him lol.

#48 Posted by Alyssabird (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dynamo8 said:

I would only imagine the milky way being a mix drink of JD and Coke for him lol.

LOL! but its not the milky way! its the 9 realms!