Bruce Lee vs The Rock
bruce lee kicked a 350lb punching bag from a standing position 10 feet in the air
he also broke a stuntmans arm during enter the dragon , the scene where he kicks the bad guy in slo mo
into a bunch of other competitors, the third guy broke his arm . the force bruce lee put out broke a guys arm
through two other bodies . real life not the movies
the rock has the eyebrow so if bruce was alive he may have to be on his toes for that it . may be a distraction
Total mancrush on The Rock, but Bruce Lee was capable of destroying just about any living thing by kicking it.
" Unlike the Rock, Bruce Lee can/could actually fight. "but the rock watches ufc, bro.
lol
" @Outside_85 said:lol" Unlike the Rock, Bruce Lee can/could actually fight. "but the rock watches ufc, bro. lol "
Love the Rock, but Lee would make quick work of him. Wish he was still alive, I'd love to watch in some new movies.
R.I.P.
Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves.
" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "This sounds about right
" @Mumbles said:Cause he's currently a skeleton" the rock. i think he can take a skeleton "Are you fu**ing kidding me? "
" the rock. i think he can take a skeleton "
lol... i feel he is not a skeleton. He is a steel.
"Dont think, feel it".
Bruce Lee for the win.
" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him.
" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "
When The Rock crouch and take the chair to smash it over Bruce Lee's head, Bruce Lee would just give him a side kick. And Bruce Lee would say "Never take your eyes off your opponent even when you bow".
" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc." Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right?" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him.
" @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass." @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
" @TheCerealKillz said:Yeah I know, I've watched the rock since I was little." @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
Bruce lee is waaaaaay to fast for him. the one inch punch could take him down. that or his kicks.
" @cpt_linger said:No no no, Bruce Lee comes out to the wrestling ring at the beginning of a Smackdown episode, starts raving on about how he deserves his title shot blah blah blah IF YA SMELLLL the rocks music plays and he comes out only going halfway down the ramp. Rock starts calling Lee a jabroni and tells him to stop looking at the people's stroodle, until the GM finally comes out and makes the main event a NO DQ TLC match between The Rock and Bruce Lee for the championship belt." @TheCerealKillz said:Yeah I know, I've watched the rock since I was little. Bruce lee is waaaaaay to fast for him. the one inch punch could take him down. that or his kicks. "" @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
They come out later in the night, Lee puts up a good fight but once the crowd gets chanting "rocky rocky" its over. Rock Bottom, Spinebuster, People's elbow. 1 2 3 . Fin
You said you'd watched wrestling before, then you of all should know this is how it would really play out.
" @TheCerealKillz said:Im under the influence that your kiddding now." @cpt_linger said:No no no, Bruce Lee comes out to the wrestling ring at the beginning of a Smackdown episode, starts raving on about how he deserves his title shot blah blah blah IF YA SMELLLL the rocks music plays and he comes out only going halfway down the ramp. Rock starts calling Lee a jabroni and tells him to stop looking at the people's stroodle, until the GM finally comes out and makes the main event a NO DQ TLC match between The Rock and Bruce Lee for the championship belt." @TheCerealKillz said:Yeah I know, I've watched the rock since I was little. Bruce lee is waaaaaay to fast for him. the one inch punch could take him down. that or his kicks. "" @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
They come out later in the night, Lee puts up a good fight but once the crowd gets chanting "rocky rocky" its over. Rock Bottom, Spinebuster, People's elbow. 1 2 3 . Fin
You said you'd watched wrestling before, then you of all should know this is how it would really play out. "
That has to be it, cause the things your typing are hilarious.
" @cpt_linger said:Although I am naturally funny, I am not kidding. If it were "The Rock" vs "Bruce Lee" this is exactly how it would go down." @TheCerealKillz said:Im under the influence that your kiddding now. That has to be it, cause the things your typing are hilarious. "" @cpt_linger said:No no no, Bruce Lee comes out to the wrestling ring at the beginning of a Smackdown episode, starts raving on about how he deserves his title shot blah blah blah IF YA SMELLLL the rocks music plays and he comes out only going halfway down the ramp. Rock starts calling Lee a jabroni and tells him to stop looking at the people's stroodle, until the GM finally comes out and makes the main event a NO DQ TLC match between The Rock and Bruce Lee for the championship belt." @TheCerealKillz said:Yeah I know, I've watched the rock since I was little. Bruce lee is waaaaaay to fast for him. the one inch punch could take him down. that or his kicks. "" @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
They come out later in the night, Lee puts up a good fight but once the crowd gets chanting "rocky rocky" its over. Rock Bottom, Spinebuster, People's elbow. 1 2 3 . Fin
You said you'd watched wrestling before, then you of all should know this is how it would really play out. "
" @TheCerealKillz said:Fine." @cpt_linger said:Although I am naturally funny, I am not kidding. If it were "The Rock" vs "Bruce Lee" this is exactly how it would go down. "" @TheCerealKillz said:Im under the influence that your kiddding now. That has to be it, cause the things your typing are hilarious. "" @cpt_linger said:No no no, Bruce Lee comes out to the wrestling ring at the beginning of a Smackdown episode, starts raving on about how he deserves his title shot blah blah blah IF YA SMELLLL the rocks music plays and he comes out only going halfway down the ramp. Rock starts calling Lee a jabroni and tells him to stop looking at the people's stroodle, until the GM finally comes out and makes the main event a NO DQ TLC match between The Rock and Bruce Lee for the championship belt." @TheCerealKillz said:Yeah I know, I've watched the rock since I was little. Bruce lee is waaaaaay to fast for him. the one inch punch could take him down. that or his kicks. "" @cpt_linger said:I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "" @TheCerealKillz said:You have no idea who Bruce Lee is, right? Bruce would counter any attack the rock throws at him. "" @cpt_linger said:Then the rock does his little backflip to his feet thingy and starts layin the smack down on bruce till he spits on his hand and slaps him back to dynasty warriors 2. then he irish whips him into the ropes, spinebuster followed by the peoples elbow. a simple elbow drop and bruce lee is out for the count. rocks music start playin etc etc. "" Wait we're not talking about dwayne johnson here. we're talking about the rock. he could just grab a chair and smash it over bruce lee's head. he'd probably rock bottom him through a table, his music start playing and he does his eyebrow thing and leaves. "or bruce crushes rocks hand before he can do anything and swiftly murders him. "
They come out later in the night, Lee puts up a good fight but once the crowd gets chanting "rocky rocky" its over. Rock Bottom, Spinebuster, People's elbow. 1 2 3 . Fin
You said you'd watched wrestling before, then you of all should know this is how it would really play out. "
Then you obviously are either a die hard rock fan, or you really DONT know Bruce Lee.
" @cpt_linger: The rock did not play for the Dolphins. "Correct... he played for the Miami Hurricanes in College... and I think he tried out for a CFL Team after that...
@King Saturn:
@warcorpse:
My bad, I knew he played.
@TheCerealKillz:
I'm no diehard rock fan, I just think his character would win. his character always wins.
I've heard OF him. But have you heard of The Rock? He is a fictitious character from the world wrestling entertainment, and he would fictitiously layeth the smacketh down on bruce's candy ass. "
The Rock cannot even touch Bruce Lee.
So, Bruce Lee would kick Rock's candy ass.
Bruce Lee cannot smell what the Rock is cooking, because he is dead. Therefore the Rock wins.
"lmmfaoBruce Lee cannot smell what the Rock is cooking, because he is dead. Therefore the Rock wins.
Also, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT THE REST OF YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!"
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